[cutesywutsey-deactivated2020121]

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[odditymall]

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

This some of that James Bond shit.

[justsomefuckingguy]

Swiss Army Hairclip

[grandenchanterfiona]

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

FINALLY!!!

[naamahdarling]

Lightly hot glue a flower to it and you could make it cute and frilly without sacrificing functionality. Low temp hot glue pops right off.

[fearlessjones]

this is some Kingsman shit right here

[mageofcolors]

@mysterysolver

[literalbirdperson]

Fun story: I have one of these, and wore it every day while working as a vet assistant at a pet clinic. One day a kitten comes in with a cord knotted around her neck, and everyone’s trying to get it unknotted before she heads in for her spay.

I just whip off the hair clip, grab the cord, and slice through it in one go. Everyone stood there, surprised, and stared at the cord in my hand that I just sawed through with a hair clip. 

This would be AMAZING if you got kidnapped, or, in this case, a pet gets tangled in something. It’s very light and flexible, but the insides of the teeth are sharp enough to get the job done.

[aerois]

Y’all are close, but not quite there. This isn’t James Bond, this isn’t Kingsman; this is some Totally Spies shit we’re looking at, and it’s glorious

[wolfoflightandearth]

@aerois yo I love totally spies, that shit was the bomb. And you’re right this is totally something they would have

[bouquetoftwelve]

Hairclips that function like this terrified me as a child! Now I feel validated in that!

[minfonica]

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

[imfemalewarrior]

I’m sure we have all heard these tips before but it’s always good to hear them again. 

-FemaleWarrior 

[obscurilicious]

We’ve all been taught this.

How sad is that?

[spaladin]

Also, BITING

I was nearly kidnapped when I was 14 and to get away, I bit the guy’s hand really hard as he tried to pull me into his car. Yea the taste of blood is gross but it works. He let go instantly.

[ethereallightness68]

☀️🌴☀️🌴☀️🌴☀️🌴☀️🌴☀️🌴☀️🌴☀️🌴

Reblog to lose 20 lbs by the start of summer

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[ghosticalz]

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

[honigimohr]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[br0ken-and-lost-deactivated2018]

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this

[jedifromtheshire]

*cries* I am physically inable to not reblog this

[cryinglots]

Everyone should reblog this

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

This is fucking important do not scroll past

[hyruleknight271-deactivated2020]

Of course i give a shit about my own kind

[thestarvingdreamer]

Fuck yeah

[iiwannabe]

how could i not

[classythinsblog]

Reblog to lose 7lbs by end of next week ❄❤

[girlsmoonsandstars]

OK but like why do yo even care if someone is a vagina fetishist though???

[lesbian-lizards]

Literally liberals will bend over backwards to defend petplay, rapeplay, daddy doms, and every other kink or ~fetish~ under the sun but if you like pussy too much you’re as bad as a nazi.

[facts-before-ideology]

These are great points. To add, if being attracted to women because of their sex/sexual characteristics makes someone a vagina fetishist, and being a vagina fetishist is bad because it reduces women to their genitals just like misogynistic men do, well, doesn’t that admit that misogyny is based on the devaluation and hatred of women because of their female sex/sexual characteristics and not based on hatred of some inherent gender identity?

[pothead-paisan]

To add yet ANOTHER layer of what-the-fuck to this stupid libfem idea that you can be a “vagina fetishist”, here’s a fun fact: the dictionary definition of a fetish is “a sexual fixation on a nonliving object or non-genital body part”. You literally CAN’T have a fetish for genitalia. It’s impossible by virtue of what a fetish is.

[spencer-shayy-archive]

“Vagina fetishism” was used as a “reason” to institutionalize lesbians.

It’s amazing how trans activists honestly believe they’re so progressive and better and smarter, yet they use the EXACT SAME rhetoric used in previous centuries by homophobes and conversion therapists to justify keeping homosexuality illegal and demonizing homosexuals. 

EXACT SAME. 

WORD FOR FUCKING WORD.

Every single day I come onto Tumblr and read what the pro-trans crowd is saying and I honestly feel like I’ve been forcibly transported back to the early 20th century. Then I look at the rise of fascism on their side and on the conservative side and I think, yup, somehow my time machine got built and working and now I’m in the late 1930s.

[notalwaysluminous]

I didn’t know that about the institutionalization part. Yikes.

[spencer-shayy-archive]

Yes. Back in the not so distant past, homosexuals were frequently institutionalized. At best it was considered a fetish. At worse homosexuality was considered an immoral perversion and mental illness that put everyone at risk

[dankmemeuniversity]

[4damien]

Anyone can help!

(Real pen the last picture)

It is important for EVERYONE to know how to help ANYONE. Not everyone can give them selves their medicine under every circumstance. Be educated, help out.

In the last year, i have gotten about five new violent allergies from foods i used to be able to eat. Next time i eat a fruit, my throat could close. I may not be able to inject myself. My boyfriend and i played with my trainer pen for like 30 minutes. He knows how to inject it. I know how. This is important.

[thats-so-2000s]

hilary duff for sims 2 pets

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[32-kgs]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

[as-warm-as-choco]

Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they weren’t. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison Ellenshaw and Ralph McQuarrie ! Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.

There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves ! 

Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:

[the-time-goddess-of-221b-deacti]

exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!

[starsintheskysandsontheshore]

SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!

[sodeartomyheart]

It’s too beautiful. I could cry.

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

I love this because I’ll be watching a movie and think “how did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that they’re filming?” And the answer to all of these now is “nope, that’s a painting”. I can’t believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!

[dumbaccountidontcareabout-blog]

Reblog the pumpkin king and you’ll lose 5 pounds this week

(just do it)

[dudpendous]

Various Kids’ WB ads.