My Current Obsession

Collected Masterlist ~AO3 link~ If you want to skin a ferret, you better bring your dancing shoes.

[obscurilicious]

New and Improved Master Masterlist

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Stories

Logan Delos Stories - Westworld

A Billy Russo Story -  Punisher

Ben Barnes Characters Stories

[bowlby4]

[liberalsarecool]

And the GOP/MAGA embraces them with open arms. Weird, right?

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[slipping-into-madness]

[obscurilicious]

Reblog x 100000000000000!

[artdetrump]

[republicansaredomesticterrorists]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you would never let ai write fanfics for you

[obscurilicious]

Hey, I don't even have *me* write fanfics for me! I'll be damned if I'll let AI steal my free of charge work that I'm not doing...

[little-pondhead]

[little-pondhead]

[number1wifemisser]

@wheezecheese

[hasufin]

This has gone beyond "I cannot explain this to my spouse" and is firmly in "Archaeologists of the future will decide this is the point at which a group of people diverged from mainstream humanity and developed a new, indecipherable form of communication."

[posttexasstressdisorder]

"Is EV'rybody STABBY?"

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[browniejeane]

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

[porterdavis]

[petalsonparchment]

The Marauders and Lily Evans are not OCs built by the fandom!!!! There is enough information about all five of them to form their characters into canonically accurate portrayals and anything else is considered out-of-character and should be labeled as such!!!! There’s nothing wrong with writing the characters out-of-character, but please for the love of god stop trying to pretend marauders fanfics invented the marauders!!! Know if you’re writing OOC and label it as such!!! Pleaseeeee!!!!!!

The only true communal tossed around OCs built by fandom interpretations through the years are the characters with one-off mentions like Mulciber (Jr), Marlene McKinnon, the Prewett Twins, and Amelia Bones.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[strawberryamanita]

Happy 10 years of Pear Wiggler

[lizardho]

Sometimes my wife tells me she’s gonna put me in the pear wiggler for being sassy

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!