Happy Death Day sentence starters
130 starters
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content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, sexual themes, violence
“Oh, hey. You’re up. Yeah, I wasn’t sure if you wanted to sleep in or not, so…”
“Uh, don’t know if you remember my name or not. You were pretty wasted last night.”
“Tylenol. My head is killing me. Do you have any Tylenol?”
“Not a word of this to anyone. Got it?”
“You haven’t… returned any of my texts.”
“Okay, _____, we went on A date. One. I don’t have to text you back.”
“I mean, who takes their first date to Subway? It’s not like you have a foot-long.”
“Does this look infected to you?”
“Someone drank my kombucha.”
“Oh my god. You sneaky little beyatch. Who was it?”
“Did I totally embarrass myself last night?”
“Please tell me you’re kidding.”
“Yeah, I think she was as drunk as you last night, so consider it collective amnesia.”
“Oh… crap, I’m so late for class.”
“Did you really think you could keep it a secret from me?”
“Wait, you two know each other?”
“Look, I was bringing you this back.”
“So, I guess I don’t need to ask what you’re doing here.”
“Look, _____… It’s none of my business, but I think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences.”
“You’re right. It is none of your business.”
“We can’t do this today. There’s too much going on in the building.”
“What time you going to the party tonight?”
“I sat in that restaurant waiting for you for over an hour. I can’t believe you would do this to me, today of all days.”
“It’s like you’ve been here before.”
“Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”
“I’m totally having déjà vu right now.”
“It’s supposed to mean, like, someone’s thinking about you while they’re masturbating. I have it at least five times a day.”
“You okay? You were kind of a mess last night.”
“I’m not falling in love with you.”
“Uh, that’s kind of a buzzkill.”
“Thank God you locked the door.”
“There’s your stalker. He’s so hot.”
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