Try to Make Sense

Victoria, 21, British, I'm pretending that I know what I'm doing.

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It would have been such a different movie if Courtnay and I had written it. I dunno if Disney would have taken our version on.

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so what IS a cheeky nando's? some kind of chicken?

you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter 

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Ladies and gentlemen. This is how our men talk in the UK. Sad to say that it makes perfect sense to me

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I understand a liquid 13% of this including the question and second comment

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This is my nan back in the day... I don't know what filter she used. Looks a bit like sepia tone but don't quote me on it.

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When i was in kfc they'd run out of chicken and everyone else was all "HOW CAN KFC RUN OUT OF CHICKEN" but like seriously, what else are they gonna run out of?

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Bastille “skating” 

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sweet jesus, those eyes

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I’ve signed up to blogger and have no one to follow and no followers… so like, if you wanna share the love on that one I’ll follow back if ya fancy. 

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indulge me.

I've signed up to blogger and have no one to follow and no followers... so like, if you wanna share the love on that one I'll follow back? http://handwrittenwithsarcasm.blogspot.co.uk/ 

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Just what I needed in life. I was literally just thinking "I wish there was an app to coincide with my swinging ways"

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Har har har

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What in Santa's name is this?! Who the hell invented these? 😶

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someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

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So then, errr... How does one become tumblr famous?

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I Remember in primary school we got to have a field trip to the cinema and we were like "YEAHHHHH WE'RE FINALLY GOING SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN CHURCH AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WALK" but we then found out it was just to see the Iron Giant like a year after it came out on video so we were like, "meh, least we can buy popcorn and ice junkies" then we found out that we weren't allowed to buy refreshments. Like fuuuuck, what is even the point. I'd rather have a mental maths test on tape. We get there AND LITERALLY EVERY OTHER SCHOOL WAS ALLOWED TO BUY SWEETS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I was so mad. I couldn't even see the damn movie because some meathead of a teacher sat right in front of me. I can't watch The Iron Giant without my blood pressure sky rocketing.