GUH...THE NAME&#x27;S BILL CIBHER!

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

NUH UH!

*he pulls himself upright, swallowing another cough*

I'B FIDE! WHAD DO YOU KNOW, ADYWAYS? BESIDES, YOU'D NEBER BE ABLE DO MAGE ME DAGE MEDICINE! UNLIGE DAT GID OBER DERE, I'B NOD SO GULLIBLE!

Note to self: spike sneezy’s water with cough medicine.

*he rocks backward and forward, still clinging to the bars. he seems to have not heard the vet and instead is groaning frustratedly, occasionally interrupted by a sneeze*

I'B BILL FUGGIN CIBHERRRRR!! I DO'D DO DOGDERS!! UGHHHHH......

Hey, you finally introduce yourself, how nice of you Sneezy! :)

*he glares*

I GOULD REARRAGE DA FUGSHODS OB ALL DA HOLES IN YOUR FACE IB I WADED DO! I GOULD... I GOULD...

*he blinks slowly, then sneezes rather aggresively, spewing snot all over the bars of his cage and the ground outside of it*

UGH...

Of course you could, who’s a cranky little kitty? Awww, you’re such a cranky little kitty, aren’t you Sneezy?

*groans upon seeing the new pile of snot to clear up before putting a sheet over Sneezy’s cage to contain further snottage*

I'B NOD A-

*he stops abruptly as soon as the sheet falls over the cage and stays silent*

…Okay…?

Are triangles birds or cats…?

#atCHOO bill cibher #totally normal vets

*theres no response from the other side of the sheet. silence. sweet, sweet, sneezeless silence. well, if you ignore the screaming from a certain someone in the background*

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

NUH UH!

*he pulls himself upright, swallowing another cough*

I'B FIDE! WHAD DO YOU KNOW, ADYWAYS? BESIDES, YOU'D NEBER BE ABLE DO MAGE ME DAGE MEDICINE! UNLIGE DAT GID OBER DERE, I'B NOD SO GULLIBLE!

Note to self: spike sneezy’s water with cough medicine.

*he rocks backward and forward, still clinging to the bars. he seems to have not heard the vet and instead is groaning frustratedly, occasionally interrupted by a sneeze*

I'B BILL FUGGIN CIBHERRRRR!! I DO'D DO DOGDERS!! UGHHHHH......

Hey, you finally introduce yourself, how nice of you Sneezy! :)

*he glares*

I GOULD REARRAGE DA FUGSHODS OB ALL DA HOLES IN YOUR FACE IB I WADED DO! I GOULD... I GOULD...

*he blinks slowly, then sneezes rather aggresively, spewing snot all over the bars of his cage and the ground outside of it*

UGH...

Of course you could, who’s a cranky little kitty? Awww, you’re such a cranky little kitty, aren’t you Sneezy?

*groans upon seeing the new pile of snot to clear up before putting a sheet over Sneezy’s cage to contain further snottage*

#atCHOO bill cibher #totally normal vets

I'B NOD A-

*he stops abruptly as soon as the sheet falls over the cage and stays silent*

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

NUH UH!

*he pulls himself upright, swallowing another cough*

I'B FIDE! WHAD DO YOU KNOW, ADYWAYS? BESIDES, YOU'D NEBER BE ABLE DO MAGE ME DAGE MEDICINE! UNLIGE DAT GID OBER DERE, I'B NOD SO GULLIBLE!

Note to self: spike sneezy’s water with cough medicine.

*he rocks backward and forward, still clinging to the bars. he seems to have not heard the vet and instead is groaning frustratedly, occasionally interrupted by a sneeze*

I'B BILL FUGGIN CIBHERRRRR!! I DO'D DO DOGDERS!! UGHHHHH......

Hey, you finally introduce yourself, how nice of you Sneezy! :)

#atCHOO bill cibher #totally normal vets #translation: “I COULD REARRANGE THE FUNCTIONS OF ALL THE HOLES IN YOUR FACE IF I WANTED TO! I COULD... I COULD...”

*he glares*

I GOULD REARRAGE DA FUGSHODS OB ALL DA HOLES IN YOUR FACE IB I WADED DO! I GOULD... I GOULD...

*he blinks slowly, then sneezes rather aggresively, spewing snot all over the bars of his cage and the ground outside of it*

UGH...

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

NUH UH!

*he pulls himself upright, swallowing another cough*

I'B FIDE! WHAD DO YOU KNOW, ADYWAYS? BESIDES, YOU'D NEBER BE ABLE DO MAGE ME DAGE MEDICINE! UNLIGE DAT GID OBER DERE, I'B NOD SO GULLIBLE!

Note to self: spike sneezy’s water with cough medicine.

#atCHOO bill cibher #totally normal vets #translation: “I'M BILL FUCKING CIPHER! I DON'T DO DOCTORS!”

*he rocks backward and forward, still clinging to the bars. he seems to have not heard the vet and instead is groaning frustratedly, occasionally interrupted by a sneeze*

I'B BILL FUGGIN CIBHERRRRR!! I DO'D DO DOGDERS!! UGHHHHH......

*bill groggily rattles the bars of his own cage*

LLLEBBE OUDDA HERE! I... I'M BERVEGDLY FIDE! I DO'D NEED ADY MEDICINE! LEBBE GOOOOOO....

*he breaks into a coughing fit, and he slumps sleepily against the bars*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

You don’t sound fine at all. And you definitely need medicine.

#I'M FINE! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ANYWAYS? BESIDES YOU'D NEVER BE ABLE TO MAKE ME TAKE MEDICINE! UNLIKE THAT KID OVER THERE I'M NOT #SO GULLIBLE!#atCHOO bill cibher #totally normal vets #translation:

NUH UH!

*he pulls himself upright, swallowing another cough*

I'B FIDE! WHAD DO YOU KNOW, ADYWAYS? BESIDES, YOU'D NEBER BE ABLE DO MAGE ME DAGE MEDICINE! UNLIGE DAT GID OBER DERE, I'B NOD SO GULLIBLE!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

grrrrr...

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SNOT ALL OVER THE CAGE! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IT'S MINE OR SOMETHING! >:( UGH, THAT BETTER NOT GET ME SICK TOO! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK HERE LONGER OR TAKE MORE MEDICINE. JUST- JUST OPEN THE DOOR OF THIS BOX SO I CAN RUN OR SOMETHING?!

HM...

*bill turns upsidedown, floating closer to the cage, before flipping rightsideup and laughing*

NAH. I DO'D DINK I WILL! YOU SEEB DO BE DOIG JUSD FIDE IN DERE!

*he coughs, not even bothering to cover his eye-mouth*

BESIDES, I DO'D WADDA BE HELD RESBOSIBLE IB YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW BE! I'B NO BABYSIDDER!

... I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW YOU, YOU [CURSE WORD]ING JERK!!! JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING! SIMPLE, RIGHT?! LET ME OUT!!! AND QUIT COUGHING AND SNEEZING ON ME!!!

*bill laughs, but it quickly turns into a coughing fit, directly onto pt through the bars. he takes a moment to stop before he responds*

IB YOU'RE GODDA BE SO BEAN ABOUD ID, DEN I'B NOD GODDA HELB AD ALL!

. . .

[His eye twitches and he glows red as he glares.]

... YOU'RE GONNA GED ME SIGG. >:( I DON'D WANNA DAKE MORE MEDICINE!!!

. . .

[CURSE WORD]!!!!!!!

*bill laughs, floating back a little*

DAT'S WHAD YOU GED FOR BEIG RUDE DO BE, GIDDO! SUBBER!

... grrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrr...

[He begins shouting every profanity he knows, which is an astonishingly large list. Thanks neighbor Larry! Occasionally he stops to sneeze or cough but it goes on for several VERY LOUD minutes.]

*unfortunately, the screaming and yelling attracts the attention of a nearby nurse, who takes one look at the lethargic, sniffling, slightly green-tinted triangle in front of the cage and goes rushing off to find someone to help capture him. bill is none the wiser, laughing hysterically at the situation*

[He notices and decides to pipe down immediately in the hopes they won't notice his own illness.]

*bill doesnt notice and keeps laughing. the nurse comes back with two other nurses and a small syringe. before he even realizes theyre there, they lunge at him and stab the needle into his leg. unfortunately for him, its the strong stuff, and it takes affect almost immediately. he glares, first at the humans, then at pt, then slumps unceremoniously to the ground with a wet squelch*

[He watches as it happens in horror. And then screams in terror, predictably.]

#atCHOO bill cibher #baby tt bill #sick bill vet arc

*one of the nurses picks him up gingerly, gagging at the sheer amount of sick all over him. another peers into pts cage and frowns at the snot all over the bars. they lean over and whisper something to the last nurse, who narrows their eyes at pt. all three leave with bill, but its clear one of them will come back later. rip pt*

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

grrrrr...

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SNOT ALL OVER THE CAGE! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IT'S MINE OR SOMETHING! >:( UGH, THAT BETTER NOT GET ME SICK TOO! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK HERE LONGER OR TAKE MORE MEDICINE. JUST- JUST OPEN THE DOOR OF THIS BOX SO I CAN RUN OR SOMETHING?!

HM...

*bill turns upsidedown, floating closer to the cage, before flipping rightsideup and laughing*

NAH. I DO'D DINK I WILL! YOU SEEB DO BE DOIG JUSD FIDE IN DERE!

*he coughs, not even bothering to cover his eye-mouth*

BESIDES, I DO'D WADDA BE HELD RESBOSIBLE IB YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW BE! I'B NO BABYSIDDER!

... I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW YOU, YOU [CURSE WORD]ING JERK!!! JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING! SIMPLE, RIGHT?! LET ME OUT!!! AND QUIT COUGHING AND SNEEZING ON ME!!!

*bill laughs, but it quickly turns into a coughing fit, directly onto pt through the bars. he takes a moment to stop before he responds*

IB YOU'RE GODDA BE SO BEAN ABOUD ID, DEN I'B NOD GODDA HELB AD ALL!

. . .

[His eye twitches and he glows red as he glares.]

... YOU'RE GONNA GED ME SIGG. >:( I DON'D WANNA DAKE MORE MEDICINE!!!

. . .

[CURSE WORD]!!!!!!!

*bill laughs, floating back a little*

DAT'S WHAD YOU GED FOR BEIG RUDE DO BE, GIDDO! SUBBER!

... grrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrr...

[He begins shouting every profanity he knows, which is an astonishingly large list. Thanks neighbor Larry! Occasionally he stops to sneeze or cough but it goes on for several VERY LOUD minutes.]

*unfortunately, the screaming and yelling attracts the attention of a nearby nurse, who takes one look at the lethargic, sniffling, slightly green-tinted triangle in front of the cage and goes rushing off to find someone to help capture him. bill is none the wiser, laughing hysterically at the situation*

[He notices and decides to pipe down immediately in the hopes they won't notice his own illness.]

#atCHOO bill cibher #baby tt bill #ooc: he has been doomed. captured. suffer.#tw syringe #tw needle

*bill doesnt notice and keeps laughing. the nurse comes back with two other nurses and a small syringe. before he even realizes theyre there, they lunge at him and stab the needle into his leg. unfortunately for him, its the strong stuff, and it takes affect almost immediately. he glares, first at the humans, then at pt, then slumps unceremoniously to the ground with a wet squelch*

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

grrrrr...

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SNOT ALL OVER THE CAGE! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IT'S MINE OR SOMETHING! >:( UGH, THAT BETTER NOT GET ME SICK TOO! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK HERE LONGER OR TAKE MORE MEDICINE. JUST- JUST OPEN THE DOOR OF THIS BOX SO I CAN RUN OR SOMETHING?!

HM...

*bill turns upsidedown, floating closer to the cage, before flipping rightsideup and laughing*

NAH. I DO'D DINK I WILL! YOU SEEB DO BE DOIG JUSD FIDE IN DERE!

*he coughs, not even bothering to cover his eye-mouth*

BESIDES, I DO'D WADDA BE HELD RESBOSIBLE IB YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW BE! I'B NO BABYSIDDER!

... I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW YOU, YOU [CURSE WORD]ING JERK!!! JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING! SIMPLE, RIGHT?! LET ME OUT!!! AND QUIT COUGHING AND SNEEZING ON ME!!!

*bill laughs, but it quickly turns into a coughing fit, directly onto pt through the bars. he takes a moment to stop before he responds*

IB YOU'RE GODDA BE SO BEAN ABOUD ID, DEN I'B NOD GODDA HELB AD ALL!

. . .

[His eye twitches and he glows red as he glares.]

... YOU'RE GONNA GED ME SIGG. >:( I DON'D WANNA DAKE MORE MEDICINE!!!

. . .

[CURSE WORD]!!!!!!!

*bill laughs, floating back a little*

DAT'S WHAD YOU GED FOR BEIG RUDE DO BE, GIDDO! SUBBER!

... grrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrr...

[He begins shouting every profanity he knows, which is an astonishingly large list. Thanks neighbor Larry! Occasionally he stops to sneeze or cough but it goes on for several VERY LOUD minutes.]

#atCHOO bill cibher #baby tt bill #ooc: sick bill is doomed. theyre both gonna be trapped. captured. boxed if you will.

*unfortunately, the screaming and yelling attracts the attention of a nearby nurse, who takes one look at the lethargic, sniffling, slightly green-tinted triangle in front of the cage and goes rushing off to find someone to help capture him. bill is none the wiser, laughing hysterically at the situation*

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

grrrrr...

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SNOT ALL OVER THE CAGE! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IT'S MINE OR SOMETHING! >:( UGH, THAT BETTER NOT GET ME SICK TOO! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK HERE LONGER OR TAKE MORE MEDICINE. JUST- JUST OPEN THE DOOR OF THIS BOX SO I CAN RUN OR SOMETHING?!

HM...

*bill turns upsidedown, floating closer to the cage, before flipping rightsideup and laughing*

NAH. I DO'D DINK I WILL! YOU SEEB DO BE DOIG JUSD FIDE IN DERE!

*he coughs, not even bothering to cover his eye-mouth*

BESIDES, I DO'D WADDA BE HELD RESBOSIBLE IB YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW BE! I'B NO BABYSIDDER!

... I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW YOU, YOU [CURSE WORD]ING JERK!!! JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING! SIMPLE, RIGHT?! LET ME OUT!!! AND QUIT COUGHING AND SNEEZING ON ME!!!

*bill laughs, but it quickly turns into a coughing fit, directly onto pt through the bars. he takes a moment to stop before he responds*

IB YOU'RE GODDA BE SO BEAN ABOUD ID, DEN I'B NOD GODDA HELB AD ALL!

. . .

[His eye twitches and he glows red as he glares.]

... YOU'RE GONNA GED ME SIGG. >:( I DON'D WANNA DAKE MORE MEDICINE!!!

. . .

[CURSE WORD]!!!!!!!

#atCHOO bill cibher #baby tt bill #translation: “THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING RUDE TO ME KIDDO! SUFFER!”#ooc: should he or should he not get caught by the doctors? hm... evil plotting...

*bill laughs, floating back a little*

DAT'S WHAD YOU GED FOR BEIG RUDE DO BE, GIDDO! SUBBER!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

grrrrr...

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SNOT ALL OVER THE CAGE! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IT'S MINE OR SOMETHING! >:( UGH, THAT BETTER NOT GET ME SICK TOO! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK HERE LONGER OR TAKE MORE MEDICINE. JUST- JUST OPEN THE DOOR OF THIS BOX SO I CAN RUN OR SOMETHING?!

HM...

*bill turns upsidedown, floating closer to the cage, before flipping rightsideup and laughing*

NAH. I DO'D DINK I WILL! YOU SEEB DO BE DOIG JUSD FIDE IN DERE!

*he coughs, not even bothering to cover his eye-mouth*

BESIDES, I DO'D WADDA BE HELD RESBOSIBLE IB YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW BE! I'B NO BABYSIDDER!

... I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW YOU, YOU [CURSE WORD]ING JERK!!! JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING! SIMPLE, RIGHT?! LET ME OUT!!! AND QUIT COUGHING AND SNEEZING ON ME!!!

#atCHOO bill cibher #baby tt bill #translation: “IF YOURE GONNA BE SO MEAN ABOUT IT THEN I'M NOT GONNA HELP AT ALL!”#ooc: sorry for the slightly long wait lmao

*bill laughs, but it quickly turns into a coughing fit, directly onto pt through the bars. he takes a moment to stop before he responds*

IB YOU'RE GODDA BE SO BEAN ABOUD ID, DEN I'B NOD GODDA HELB AD ALL!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

grrrrr...

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR SNOT ALL OVER THE CAGE! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IT'S MINE OR SOMETHING! >:( UGH, THAT BETTER NOT GET ME SICK TOO! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK HERE LONGER OR TAKE MORE MEDICINE. JUST- JUST OPEN THE DOOR OF THIS BOX SO I CAN RUN OR SOMETHING?!

#HM... NAH. I DON'T THINK I WILL! YOU SEEM TO BE DOING JUST FINE IN THERE! BESIDES I DON'T WANNA BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF YOU #DECIDE TO FOLLOW ME! I'M NO BABYSITTER!#atCHOO bill cibher #baby tt bill #translation:

HM...

*bill turns upsidedown, floating closer to the cage, before flipping rightsideup and laughing*

NAH. I DO'D DINK I WILL! YOU SEEB DO BE DOIG JUSD FIDE IN DERE!

*he coughs, not even bothering to cover his eye-mouth*

BESIDES, I DO'D WADDA BE HELD RESBOSIBLE IB YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW BE! I'B NO BABYSIDDER!

WHAD ARE YOU DOIG ID HERE, GID? DESE GUYS ARE SO BUCH WEAGER DAN YOU! SEE, DEY CAN'D EBEN SDOB BE FROB BEIG HERE!

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

OHH, THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU! IF I KNEW A WAY OUT OF HERE, I WOULD HAVE DONE IT ALREADY!!!

... I just wanna go home now... and these JERKS LOCKED ME IN HERE!!! THEY'RE DOCTORS!!! WITH MEDICINE!!! I HATE IT HERE!!! that... that... THAT LIAR BROUGHT ME HERE!!! >:( HE SAID THEY WEREN'T DOCTORS AND THEY ARE AND THEY WON'T LET ME OUUUT!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! GET ME OUT!!!

#atCHOO bill cibher #baby tt bill #translation: “WELL AIN'T THAT A SHAME! I'D HELP BUT I DON'T WANNA STICK AROUND WHEN DOCTORS ARE INVOLVED. IF THEY GET A HOLD OF ME THEY'LL-#“IT DOESN'T MATTER. I'M NOT STICKING AROUND MUCH LONGER!”

*bill sneezes on the bars, sniffs aggressively, then laughs*

WELL, AI'D DAT A SHABE! I'D HELB, BUD I DO'D WADDA SDIG AROUD WHED DOGTORS ARE IDBOLBED. IB DEY GED A HOLD OB BE, DEY'LL-

*he stops to sneeze again*

ID DOED'D MADDER. I'B NOD SDIGIG AROUD MUCH LOGER!

HEY DERE, SIGSER! FUNNY SEEIG YOU HERE! WHAD A COI-

*he sneezes all over ford before he can finish his sentence*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

That is…disgusting.

[Ford hands over a medical mask]

Put it over your…eye? I suppose.

*he puts it on, hovering in silence for a moment. then he sneezes, and the mask transforms into a full-sized blanket and falls to the floor, covered in snot*

NOD SURE DAT MASG IS GODDA DO BUCH, SIGSER.

Well that…didn’t work the way I expected it. I don’t suppose you could just shift it back?

I GOULD, BUD ID'D JUSD HABBEN AGAIN, SO WHAD'S DA BOINT? BESIDES, I LIGE SEEIG YOU SGUIRM WHED I SDEEZE ON YOU!

…….

Alright. That’s enough out of you. If you don’t want my help, get lost.

#WHY WOULD I WHEN I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN BOTHERING YOU INSTEAD? UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GET MORE MES SICM! I'D BE GLAD TO DO #THAT! MAYBE I'LL EVEN SEND THEM YOUR WAY AFTER!#atCHOO bill cibher #child shooter ford #translation:

WHY WOULD I WHED I'B HABIG SO BUCH FUN BODERIG YOU ISDEAD? UDLESS YOU WAND BE DO GED BORE BES SICK! I'D BE GLAD DO DO DAT! BAYBE I'LL EBEN SED DEM YOUR WAY AVTER!

HEY DERE, SIGSER! FUNNY SEEIG YOU HERE! WHAD A COI-

*he sneezes all over ford before he can finish his sentence*

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

That is…disgusting.

[Ford hands over a medical mask]

Put it over your…eye? I suppose.

*he puts it on, hovering in silence for a moment. then he sneezes, and the mask transforms into a full-sized blanket and falls to the floor, covered in snot*

NOD SURE DAT MASG IS GODDA DO BUCH, SIGSER.

Well that…didn’t work the way I expected it. I don’t suppose you could just shift it back?

#atCHOO bill cibher #child shooter ford

I GOULD, BUD ID'D JUSD HABBEN AGAIN, SO WHAD'S DA BOINT? BESIDES, I LIGE SEEIG YOU SGUIRM WHED I SDEEZE ON YOU!

pyramid-steven

UGH, I CAN'D BELIEBE YOU'RE SO BOBULAR! I'M GLEARLY DA BEDDER ONE! EBEN DOUGH I'B SICK, I'B SDILL BEDDER!

(translation: UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO POPULAR! I'M CLEARLY THE BETTER ONE! EVEN THOUGH I'M SICK, I'M STILL BETTER!)

-@perpetually-sick-billcipher

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU. NORMAL BILL, SAD BILL, DRUNK BILL, NOW SICK BILL!?

WHERES MY BILL! WHERES A BILL THAT LIKES ME :(

*bill sneezes on steve, then laughs*

BAYBE ID'S BECAUSE WE'RE JUSD BEDDER! DO'D WORRY, DOUGH! I'B SURE DERE'S AD LEASD ONE PATHEDIC, IDIODIG BILL OUD DERE WHO'S SDUBID EDOUGH DO LIGE YOU! DOO BAD YOU'LL BROBABLY NEBER FID HIM!

pyramid-steven

THERES ONE THAT LIKES ME BUT HES NOT VERY BILL-LIKE. HES AN HONARARY STEVE, TOO!

*Steve's tie wipes the sneeze off him, and looks unsettlingly simmilar to a tongue licking somthing off.*

OH, DAT GUY? HE'S WEIRD. SURBRISED HE'S EBEN A BILL IN DA BURSD BLACE! I'B NOD SURBRISED DAT WEIRDO LIGES YOU, DOUGH!

pyramid-steven

THANK YOU! :)