Schrödinger's Karkat

YOUR NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU ARE SO TIRED OF ALL THIS SHIT. ((Indie RP Blog for a Karkat Vantas of uncertain status. More will be added as progress is made through RPs.)) ((M!A: Karkat has the demeanor of Nepeta for a week. I'm splicing in her quirk for added a effect.))

[perpetuallyornery]

KARKAT GOT A HAT.

[perpetuallyornery]

KARKAT LOST A HAT

[askbraeburned]

guys

if you click your icons, the hats tip

[shadybacon]

M’lady

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

Pro’s before hoes

[gam8ler]

Walks 8y everyone on my dash who doesn’t have a hat with my nose in the air.

[timeandeffort]

Visit Original Link

Alright everyone, I know we’ve all been expecting it today, so I’m just going to go ahead and post it. No questions asked. Here’s the song of the day.

[perpetuallyornery]

KARKAT GOT A HAT.

[lady0fclockwork]

I just want to say something here.

I know a lot of people see Homestuck as just another pointless webcomic. But I see it as so much more.  God powers and aliens aside, the characters are some of the most realistic I have ever seen. They have problems. They fight with their parents. They fight with each other. They face problems together, and learn together. And none of them are solved overnight. They undergo believable character development. Hell, most of them are all just internet friends, which I think a lot of us can relate to. Not to mention, it is a creative story, with a lot of room for interpretation that makes it fun to read, and engaging.

And even putting aside the comic itself, and focussing on the fandom, it’s amazing. These people come together to celebrate something amazing. We come up with creative designs for our cosplays. We make friends. I met some of my best friends, and my partners, because of homestuck. 

What Andrew Hussie did, probably unintentionally, was beautiful. He created something fantastic, that brings people together, and brings out their creativity, friendship, and love. And I think we all owe him a huge thank you. This fandom has gone through its problems, but we pull through every time. 

I am proud to be a Homestuck. 

[jellys]

dont “kk” me or ill kkick u in the chin

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

[dawn-break-fall]

happy halloween by mariskywalker

[celosian-deactivated20140523]

perpetuallyornery replied to your post:CG: MERMAID. MERMAID. ((I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS IS IN FACT SOMEONE YOU KINDA KNOW. WE’VE INTERACTED OOC A BIT, BUT HAVEN’T RP’ED MUCH.))

CG: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND GOOD POKEMON.

MW: You find them by training them yourself ?

MW: They’re not toys you pick up at a store, you know.

MW: Who are you ?

[perpetuallyornery]

CG: OH FOR

CG: I KNOW THAT. I MEANT WHAT *AREA* CAN I FIND GOOD POKEMON.

CG: YOU'LL MEET ME LATER, AND TELL ME ABOUT WHAT POKEMON ARE.

[perpetuallyornery]

We finish eachother's s-

-pace. the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission- to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

[curiamore-deactivated20140409]

perpetuallyornery started following you

And It Has Happened

Hello There You Are Lucky Number 100

[perpetuallyornery]

CONGRATS KANAYA.

[blimpcat]

 . ° ☆

[perpetuallyornery]

solaubade started following you

[perpetuallyornery]

CG: IF YOU SAY THAT YOU MISTOOK MY URL FOR PERPETUALLY*HORNY*

CG: I AM GOING TO HIT SOMETHING.

[solaubade-blog-deactivated20170]

Excuse me? I did not mistake your url nor would I ever. If you hit me it may be a declaration of War, however, so I would advise against it.

[perpetuallyornery]

CG: WELL AT LEAST ONE PERSON DIDN'T THINK THAT.

CG: DID I SAY I WAS GOING TO HIT *YOU*?

CG: I DON'T THINK I DID.

[perpetuallyornery]

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[perpetuallyornery]

solaubade started following you

CG: IF YOU SAY THAT YOU MISTOOK MY URL FOR PERPETUALLY*HORNY*

CG: I AM GOING TO HIT SOMETHING.

[conceivedbycancer]

FALLING BEHIND WITH THE WHOLE GREETING THING HERE AGAIN. TIME TO GET MY REAR BACK IN WHATEVER GEAR IT WAS IN BEFORE.

INITIATE PROTOCOL: “GREETINGS, PUNY MORTAL.” OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I REALLY DON’T CARE ENOUGH TO FLAUNT THAT CHARADE AROUND TODAY AS EXUBERANTLY AS I NORMALLY DO, SO THIS WILL HAVE TO SUFFICE.

IF YOU’RE A HUMAN THOUGH, FUCK THAT. THIS IS STILL YOUR GOD SPEAKING. NOT A VERY GOOD GOD, AND NOT ONE THAT ACTUALLY DESERVES OR REQUIRES MUCH RECOGNITION BEYOND MAYBE A SHORT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT, BUT STILL. TREAT ME WITH RESPECT, YOU SHITS, IT’S FUCKING DECENT. IT’S LIKE YOUR SPECIES DOESN’T KNOW WHAT MANNERS IS.

THOUGH I GUESS THAT SENTIMENT GOES TO EVERYONE? BE HALF FUCKING DECENT AND YOU AND I WILL PROBABLY GET ALONG. NO OBLIGATION FOR THAT, THOUGH, I COULD ALSO JUST AS EASILY FUCKING HATE YOU DEPENDING ON THE WORDS YOU CHOOSE TO UTILIZE NEXT.

MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS AND I NEVER SHUT UP NO MATTER HOW DEAD YOU KILL ME. AND WHO ARE YOU?

[perpetuallyornery]

DO YOU EVEN NEED TO FUCKING ASK? 

I MEAN, OKAY.

THE HAT, THE JACKET, AND THE TAIL ARE NEW BUT STILL.

I DIDN'T THINK WE WERE SO FUCKING STUPID AS TO NOT RECOGNIZE A TRUE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHEN WE SEE ONE.

KARKAT VANTAS, SETTING THE BAR FOR STUPIDITY EVERYWHERE, EVERYDAY.