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@perpetualquestioninitiative
So, how'd your abduction of preceptor go? You run into any opposition from the elite guard or team prime?
I didn't abduct him. I just asked if he'd like to get a terawatt sometime. You know, do some science, watch the deer, see what happens. He didn't, though. Apparently, I'm not his type.
How did the whole multiverse transfer go? Any complications with it?
At first, yes, it almost seemed like more trouble than it was worth. There were test chambers from universes with alternative physics. There were test chambers coated in sticky stuff; test chambers filled with corpses (not, you know, a skeleton or two; that's fine. These were FILLED with corpses). Once we even got a test chamber with a sticky note on it that said, "Cut it out, you sneaky bastards. We don't have any money, either." It was just process of elimination, really.
Well. I would think the answer is obvious seeing as he is incapable of such a commitment: Yes. He is.
...I'll be right back.
He's kind of incapable of feeling love as I already explained... thus he would harbor no attraction to you. On the plus side, he would also harbor no hatred. He's even incapable of hating decepticons. Also obviously he's incapable of concepts like revenge.
I didn't ask if he loves me. I asked a simple question. Answer me, or I'll BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. You know, with the lemons. Is. He. Single.?
Have you met the transformer named Preceptor? Namely the one from Malgus 1207.26 Alpha. He deleted his emotions and personality to make room in his hard drive so he could be even smarter and thus better focus himself on science. He also happens to sound a lot like Stephen Hawkings' TTS program for some reason...
I haven't had the pleasure, no. He sounds... hot. Is he single?
You really do take after Mr. Johnson's work. He once hired people from across the multiverse to make test chambers for him.
Yes, Cave started the whole process, and we just sort of hung onto it. It's a good way to consolidate resources. In fact, Cave was just full of great ideas. We've kept a lot of them in place, like the gels, and the whole concept of recording messages for the test subjects to keep their experience consistent. And we still use the combustible lemons.
Commander Shepard? He's not from John-117's world...
Yeah, we do a lot of parallel travel. It's part of the Perpetual Testing Initiative. Beautiful, really.
Gelth? Those gassy things? He would have gone right trough it... how the heck do you hold one of those things anyway?
We invented a portable quantum tunneling device, and your question is how do we keep a cloud of gas in check? And yeah, he went right through it. We wanted to see if the pressurized air in his suit would allow it entry, but it didn't. Then, because we were going in alphabetical order, we shot him at a Geth. He landed butt-first on its face and took its head clean off. It was funny, really. We sent the footage to Shepard, and apparently the crew still pantomimes it to one another.
Have you met a red UNSC SPARTAN named Sarge? I hear he likes science.
No, I haven't. I did meet a member of the organization whose rank was apparently that of Master Chief. He wasn't very talkative. I get the feeling he didn't trust me. Which was understandable, since the first time we met I through him into a captive Gelth footsoldier with an Aerial Faith Plate.
So we know your hatred of Wheatley, and your opinion on the space core. What about the adventure core, and the fact core?
The adventure core is all right. He's really quite a gentleman--always opens the communication ports for me, takes note of any changes I make, always very complimentary. He's just, well, sort of useless. The fact core ranks only slightly higher than Wheatley. I hate inaccurate data.
But what is worse? Having Wheatly go on about actually legible, almost sensible things or have space core ranting pure nonsense?
I'm going to say Wheatley. As vocal as Sputnik is, at least he doesn't overload my nuclear reactors and endanger my Enrichment Center. Besides, Sputnik is nowhere near us. Apparently, he crash-landed on some planet called Nirn.
What would you say is your greatest fear? And if that has happened before, what's your greatest fear that has NOT happened to you?
I'd have to say probably being blown into little pieces and, you know, burned alive. Or at least that's what it used to be. To be honest, now I'm more afraid of having to listen to Wheatley prattle on for the rest of eternity.
I know how you could test the Doctor. Make your 'lair' (for lack of a better term) out of wood. All the wood.
I could build the entire Enrichment Center out of solid ironwood, quadruple-deadlock every door, and surround him on all sides with turrets. And not give him a portal gun. I've seen video of his fifth regeneration. He'd kill me with a kettle and a ball of string.
Bitch you are so kawaii.
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What do you think of that time lord called The Doctor?
I'd love to do some testing on him. Extensive, thorough, lengthy,personal testing. But I can't. Because he'd be worse about the whole "throwing pieces of me in a fire" thing than even Chell was.
Are you my mommy?
I doubt it. Though you're not the first person to ask for their mommy when I'm around. That's one of the most common reactions to using the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate for the first time. The other one is... well, let's just say I had to convince myself not to make the testing jumpsuits brown.
You just said the partition was wiped but then double talked into saying she's in a read-only area. I'm still not convinced you're being honest about deleting her.
I'm still not convinced your motives for wanting to know are pure. Caroline was beautiful, but she's married. To science! Like me. (Between us? Science is kind of a polygamist.)