welcome to awesome giovanni world. this is my personal blog where i talk about anything. erratic freakdog online with enough disorders to kill a lesser man, constantly wrangling several headmates in 2 systems back into line, world champion complainer and captain falcon obsessed lunatic. no dni but i am very loud about my views and i block whoever i want. dont take it too personally or do. you can go here for more detailed info. tag guide and stuff to filter/block under the cut
blinkies and stamps from all across the web EXCEPT the mantits monday + miltank antis stamps and the falclash blinkie. made those m'self i did. will add more at random intervals. let me know if you made one of these and want credit/removal!
#the pond is my main post tag
#champ talks is vents and personal shit
i use #suggestive and #nsfw as my 18+ tags -- block these if you dont want to see horny nonsense
#god i fucking love my blorbos is for ocs (#god i fucking HATE my blorbos is for specific ones i need to shake around in a rock tumbler until theyre nothing but dust. mostly iris)
#champ's lilypad is art, #champ's croaks is youtube uploads
#pizza hut order is asks (possibly to be changed later), #mutuals my best friends is asks from mutuals
#michael you poor sweet thing /ref is my lotad tag where lotad goes. michael my boy michael. My Bichael
#september stockpile is the tag ive recently (late august) started for information on How To Function Like A Human And Do Things when me and my sister tiel move out. this is necessary because my parents were and are very bad at teaching me anything worth a damn. im also putting this in my pinned so i dont forget it forever and ever. no relation to headmate september
in addition to the above nsfw/suggestive tags, block #bluething after dark if you dont want to see specifically blue being a freak ass on main. it will continue i promise
secret not-a-tag shameless sideblog shill wayyy down at the bottom where nobodys gonna see it oooohoohoohoohooooo @sappypitcher is my kink blog. reader beware theres weird porn in there. heed the pinned and mind your manners or else i get to kill and kill and kill
I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.
Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.
Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?
Transmisogyny is literally the cross section/overlap of transphobia and misogyny. Therefore, transmisandry is the cross section of transphobia and misandry. And we all know misandry doesn’t exist, soo….
