[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[n0identity]

[communistbussy]

[thotticusmaxximus]

true allies 

[blackwaterworks]

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

[piskikone]

Nalle Puhin serkku Karhu Huh

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[vttu-pska--prklr]

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wow ok my mom is ready to be the ceo of antifa

[mx-princey-main]

[heyyyybrother]

[sarazoe]

Treat yo’self.

[wrathofthegiraffe]

In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.

I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.

And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.

[wizardstan]

Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.

[persei-the-grumpy-owl]

Mysterion

[westmeath]

Me sitting in the elephants foot at chernobyl

[westmeath]

[your-fave-is-a-cinnamonroll]

Edward Scissorhands from Edward Scissorhands is a precious cinnamon roll!!!

Requested by @hangry-doodlebug 💖

[hangry-doodlebug-deactivated201]

He’s so cute ♥

[hangry-doodlebug-deactivated201]

Some Edward Scissorhands Headcons for Depp’s Birthday

Edward likes soft music.

Edward faintly smells like sugar cookies.

Edward loves macaroni.

Edward’s favorite dog breed is a poodle.

The only video game he likes is Kirby Star Allies.

Edward’s favorite Kirby character is Meta-Knight.

Edward’s favorite sweets are donuts and chocolate.

Edward’s favorite movie is “WALL-E”.

Edward likes wearing fuzzy sweaters.

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

japanese dragon:

- long - chill - no wings - legs - moustache - in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long - p chill - no wings - legs often but not always - impressive beard - 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks - breathing fire - wings - often actually a wyvern - compulsive hoarding - caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro - can you believe it - wings and like - 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

[j6]

American Dragon:

- jake long

[yourgoat]

*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

[satanspizzapie-deactivated20200]

Let’s talk about edward scissorhands. What was that old scientist guy thinking?! oh, guess I ran out of hands so let’s give him scissors for fingers, they look alike, right?! Or was it, that he thought it’d be cool to give the emo boy scissors for fingers so he could never touch anything to be soiled by it? OH NO. I’VE BEEN IMPALED BY THE SCISSORS I GAVE MY EMO BOY FOR HANDS! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?! OH MAN.  all joking aside, i’m seriously confused on why he decided that fricken scissors were the best choice for hands?

[persei-the-grumpy-owl]

The inventor used a base for making Edward, a celery choppin robot shown in one of Edwards flashback. He has always had those hands, but the inventor died before replacing them with proper hands

[papering-the-wall]

Currently my birthday so I decided to post some Johnny Depp gifs XD  Edward Scissohands (1990)