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“Hmm… My adoptive son is having night terrors from his past trauma. I know what’ll help him! Let’s sign him up for MK Ultra!”

KRAFFT YOU FUCKING MORON

Also double uh oh that Richtofen yet again ties to the occult via daddy WHYYYY

#KRAFFT I WAS ROOTING FOR U WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR U HOW DARE U #MK ultra really skyrocketing in the Worst Decision Ever category #(fails) ok but maybe this time (fails) ok but maybe this time (fails) ok but m #cod zombies #edward richtofen #gabriel krafft

empressroar

Love And War

We are all being led down a dark path toward an unknown destination.

#cod zombies #nikolai belinski #primis nikolai #ouh op im too young to have my brain decay like this

russadler

“…And with the sudden return of notorious operative, Russell Adler - who had gone missing for months…A former ally may have become a new enemy.”

— Natalie Pohorski, Lead Narrative Producer, Raven Software

#russell adler #i am now going feral so if anyone needs me I'll be in the woods eating tree bark

necroounicorn

Taktofen ♡

#takeo masaki #edward richtofen #eddie and the bad bitch he pulled by being goofy

azugaellblue

Welcome home, Nikolai

winter can't freeze your burning heart

(Your love waiting to meet you again)

#nikolai belinski #cod zombies #biting this consuming this #and OWE IT BURNED MY HAND.... at night ;)

realsorcerershit

call of duty zombies is the literal funniest shit, like

Yeah, there's ancient dragons in black ops 3 that an antagonist force were trying to resurrect and control.

Why are there ancient dragons?

BREATH WEAPON ATTACK, FUCK YOU

#this guy doesn’t even know about the secret Russian dragon experiments in 1932 smh #no but fr they were just. there!!! u can say 115 all day but why were there DRAGONS

jambo-mybeloved

Samuel Stuhlinger has skill issues and he is the definition of a wet cat and deserves to be thrown into the ocean where he will perish because he has skill issues

#feels like i just crashed into a private party from the ceiling but yeah #it’s not his fault tho; the pretty German in his head said he had to do crime otherwise he’d leak his furry art :(#samuel stuhlinger #cod zombies

taco0000oo

hfrg zombies

#HRGBBXGS zombies indeed #coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb #cod zombies #samantha maxis #edward richtofen

necroounicorn

Samantha with a hell hound

#sobbing uncontrollably: so true bestie #if so dangerous why puppy?#cod zombies #samantha maxis

leecanthrope

"The Ghost was accidentally created by Jebediah Brown in an attempt to resurrect his mother."

#This is incredibly beautiful I’m eating ur drywall !!!!!#kicking clawing at the door; SO normal about side characters hehe #cod zombies #buried zombies

flowersandbirdsflyingfree-deact

MARLTON JOHNSON’S VOICE ACTOR IS IN THE SUPER MARIO MOVIE

#VICTIS IS FINE GUYS THEY GOT ISEKAI’D TO SUPER MARIO WORLD CONFIRMED #STUHLINGER IS A BLOOPER; GOD TOLD ME HERSELF LMAOOO #cod zombies #marlton johnson

neeeeed to delete tiktok for my health bro. i keep seeing CoD edits with the comments like “omg he’s so old what a grandpa” and the character is ONLY 30 YEARS OLD…

im now demanding all of em be banned to the time out corner until dinner time.

#fr gets me so weird like. I can’t imagine an age where u unironically think 30 is old man age #maybe I’m gettin old but man! super strange :/#call of duty #modern warefare ii #txt post

skeletortilla

officialsonic06

happy birthday fingers in his ass

moontheyo

Hey for the few codz fans here left, how about we make a little rb game of some hcs we have of characters or whatever(not forcing anyone ofc)? I'll go first:

Takeo's comedy routine would be a mixture of slapstick, satirical and witty humor. Sometimes he'll crack a few jokes to himself to cheer up.

requiemghost141

One of my personal head cannons for Samantha is that Lizzie and Weaver banned her from the kitchen because she nearly set requiem headquarters on fire trying to make toast

In other words Samantha can't cook anything to their own life

perseus-apologist

these hcs are S-tier aaa <3

I got one for Dempsey! he refuses to tie his shoelaces. they usually have burs hiding from his sight. he used to trip a lot but by the power of Sheer Awesomeness, he overcame it.

#spawned from when I had to walk to and from school way back when and always had that problem #cod zombies #headcanons #takeo masaki #samantha maxis #tank dempsey