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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper

annelisters

the mummy (1999) but its just memes

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me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me:

orphanblaque

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit.

persistentmanlyagitation

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anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

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Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

connabeth

Luke Castellan be like “i know a spot” and then takes you to a creek, sicks a highly venomous pit scorpion on you and reveals he’s working for the evil titan time lord

itsnotmydreamdaditsyours

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

slytherinnpride

ariespsyche

kids shouldn’t be fighting your wars

dailywizardwheezes

kind heart, fierce mind, brave spirit.

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Women Self Defense in 1947

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I’m not sure what’s the best part of this video: the fact that she’s in heels, the fact that she does the whole thing looking like she don’t give a fuck, that chick in the back just exercising and enjoying the show, or the fact that both men and women are observing this and the girls are laughing and the guys look concerned/pensive as fuck as they watch all their tactics get shut down like nothing is even happening.

slenders1ckn3ss

… msties is it just me or is this familiar?

leaper182

Some of these are moves I haven’t seen before.

sweaterkittensahoy

Some of this looks similar to the self defense I learned in a course three or four years ago. It’s definitely got some judo in it (arm bars, throws, fighting to and from the ground). I love this lady. She is rad. I feel like she, much like the rad lady I had as my self defense teacher, would also warn the women that if they don’t think they can gouge out someone’s eyes, don’t start trying because you’ll attack better with something you can follow through on.

satanstrousers

crimelords I’m sorry I couldn’t not reblog this for you

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The cheerful music makes it even better

burdge

gemdoyle:

a scene that really bothers me in HBP is when Ginny feeds Harry that pie thing and she is like “don’t you trust me?” and then just feeds it to him all nicely

because I honestly believe that book!Ginny would have said “don’t you trust me?” and then she would proceed to shove the pie in his face and then say “your mistake!” and just like run away laughing her head off and Harry would just be sitting there with pie stuck to his face and a small grin thinking ‘wow this girl is perfect’