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Mostly fandom stuff He/they

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There is 100% a group chat with the Boston raiders excluding Ilya, with svetlana in it (Cliff made it) It was made in 2016 because they genuinely had to put Ilya on suicide watch and check up on him, so thus group chat was born.

Quickly turns into a ‘who is Jane’ groupchat, and svetlana (after 2016) doesn’t reply but watches it like a hawk just in case. Carmichael came close once and she almost text him being like “ hi don’t ever say that again” but everyone in the groupchat was like “tf gave u that idea??”

After the fan mail incident she texts the groupchat something like “you’re all idiots”

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For the record Ilya pupils get fucking huge anytime Shane is like slightly over/above him. Like you wouldn’t be able to tell he had blue eyes. Shane is leaning over him, and bam just big eyes immediately.

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My cliff and my Ilya are trying like NASTY ASS flavor combos

Chocolate milk and vodka-get the blender

Marshmallow and pickles “Marley come over now”

Orange juice and milk “hear me out dude”

It’s a miracle they haven’t gotten food poisoning yet (they totally have)

Don’t even get me started on the cinnamon challenge

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I really like when I’m doing something I usually do, because if I don’t something bad will happen, then I tell my therapist that and she says um we might want to evaluate you for ocd.

Like I don’t have OCD I just really have to make sure the car locks 2x (one for each side of the car) even if it technically only needs to be locked once.

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Has anybody else thought of the fact that Ilya would be underage during the first few years in America.

Like he can’t buy his own alcohol at all while he’s in America, I know that he definitely has his ways but it’s still funny to imagine.

Oh and bonus Shane while underage in America,isn’t underage in Canada so I find that really funny. The dude that doesn’t really wanna drink,can drink legal (with the exception of games in US). Versus the dude that literally thriving on vodka,can’t legally buy,nor drink it.

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Just because I have the slightest asian features doesn’t mean that I look like a fully Asian celebrity. We look nothing alike.

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As much as hangman teases rooster about his mustache, he mourns it the day rooster shaves too much off, and he has to shave the entire thing off.

Like sits there and just stares “it’s like I don’t even know you” “it’s still me” “who’s talking, oh yeah a stranger”

Random- i literally love SOOOOO MUCH when someone writes it’s so hangman calls rooster “roo” LIKE MY HEART IS GONNA JUMP OUT

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“I’ve done things, Max. Really… bad things.” Billy cried. Neil would kill him if he knew what he did. Not the weed from Munson, which in no way was the same in cali, not even the “stronger” stuff from Munson. Not the fact that he got a tattoo. Or even the fact that he managed to get some weird virus in summer. But the fact that he hated girls, not the ways boys hate girls “they have cooties”, the way that Billy hates touching them. He hates everything about them. Neil would hate knowing that his disappointment of a son hung out with Steve Harrington a little too much just to be friends. Oh well he’s not going to live long enough to see his father’s face when he realizes. All faggots end up dead, no matter if it’s from the gay disease or a weird virus in summer, Billy knows this fact.

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I knew I was bisexual when I saw the “rewrite the stars” scene in the greatest showman.

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Billy knew he’d never leave Hawkins, that he’d never go home again. But it never stopped him from dreaming about it, he could if he wanted he had a full ride for CSU. But he can’t leave max and Susan because whos Neil gonna beat on when he’s not there.

He doesn’t know what Steve and him have. He just know he has never felt like this, Billy needs to bear his soul to Steve. He’s not going to but still.

Steve asked him once “if you could go anywhere, were would you go?” And he replied, “ why would I need to go anywhere, when I have you right help”. Billy should’ve said California, he should’ve said “princess wanna go to California with me?”

But he didn’t and he knows he missed his chance because no one comes back from being stabbed by a monster. So as he lays on the floor, and Steve frowns at him bloodied, if he wasn’t dying he’d kill whoever hurt Steve. But he is so he stared at Steve and thinks that he would’ve look amazing in the sun, and he would’ve bitched about the heat, and the food because Steve thinks mash potatoes are too spicy. But he never asked him so he’ll never know what Steve thinks

Max and Steve are saying something, he doesn’t know really he wish he did. Billy died that day in Hawkins, Indiana which is a horrible place to be. Max cries the night they bury him, Billy never wanted to be buried, he needed to be free he was like a bird in that way.

Steve didn’t cry, he didn’t cry until the day he couldn’t smell him on the pillow he used and once again he was alone. He didnt bring flowers to Billy, because billy would’ve called him a pussy, he brought booze and cigarettes, played Motley Crue. Max has Lucas, Mike has will, Dustin has eleven. Now Steve has no one again, and Billy will never see the ocean again.

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Ok some headcanons for Jonathan x dean (joan?)(denathan?)

For this they’re both teenagers

They share fuckass flannels like they don’t know whose family the flannels belong. Because all both the family’s share clothes ( I KNOW THIS IN MY HEART) like will would be wearing deans flannels that he thought was Joyce’s,that Joyce thought was Jonathan, but really it’s Sam’s that dean thought was his.

Jonathan was the 1st of them to smoke.

Dean just listens to Jonathan ramble when high

The Winchesters thought that the demodog was a hellhound and ended up in near the Byers house and heard screaming(Steve) and ended up getting looped into another secret

Trans for trans.

Gave each other weird looks, like “are you like me” both avoiding gym: Dean just skips,Jonathan just gets a pass from the yearbook class.

Jonathan yells at Dean for driving in the middle of the road and not using turn signals. ( I feel that Jonathan goes way above the speed limit however)

Guys i promise im not insane

@astroid-gardenss I thought you’d like to be tag

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New crack ship; Jonathan Byers x Dean Winchester

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Billy doesn’t usually make out with his dates, like how people claim it’s doesn’t matter unless you kiss. But Steve comes along and Something about steve just makes Billy want to never stop kissing him. And he’s so scared because he know that this is really him, that badass Billy Hargrove is a fag in love with Steve Harrington. He’s addicted to Steve and his mouth.

Steve likes kissing Billy because it’s a reminder that someone loves him, even if he doesn’t love himself. They need each other like the air they breathe

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Does anybody remember sometimes in post endgame stucky/ pre relationship sambucky fics,Sam would say something along the lines of “he was my friend too” and Bucky would reply like “we were more than friends we banged”(wasn’t worded quite like that but u get the gist).

Let me just

Sam-sam

Bucky-Dean

Steve-castiel

It would be a lot more explosive than the Steve/bucky/sam thing because it’s yk Dean but I feel like it could still work.

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More agent Carter headcanons this time sleeping positions

Peggy- side facing the door

Angie- like sprawl out as much as possible

Dottie- fetal position as tight as possible

Sousa- side but I feel that he puts his face in his pillow

Thompson- on his back,arms crossed. They think he’s a vampire also has crazy insomnia

Jason-stomach

Jarvis- side but he and Anna sleep face to face, not spooning

Howard- can sleep anywhere,in any position. Has one of those giant ass beds will rotate like a damn rotisserie like he’ll one day he’ll just be on the other side of mattress, most the time face down

Idk feel free to disagree,just my personal thoughts :p

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Deans just eye-fucking everything that’s on screen( castiel,Benny,Crowley, ash,Dr. sexy, Cassie, Lisa,Jo )and then it pans Sam going through the everyday horrors.

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I’ve seen this a few times in mtf Dean Winchester fics were Sam just doesn’t remember that Dean use to be a girl. Now you know who else has a 4 year age gap and a horrible childhood Jonathan Byers. If I were to say the creep name came from him being trans thennnn. But what if will also doesn’t remember Jonathan not being Jonathan forever.

T4T Jonathan Byers x Dean Winchester

I’m 1/16th joking