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apollo: can i have your permission to marry per-

hera:

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drunk hadesisms part 2

hades: kore cob?! i mean kore can sit on this cob any day of the week hA HA *hic*

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hades, extremely drunk: who’s the shawty in the lil black dress 🥴

zeus: that’s your wif-

hades: i’ma go holla at her real quick *slides over bar but then falls and breaks everything*

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hades: *calling persephone* can’t wait for you to come home babe i have a surprise for you~

the surprise:

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okok not a quote but hear me out, office au where zeus, hades n posideon are co-managers and persephone is the new receptionist awwwwwww sorry just had to gush about that for a second

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posideon: look hades. i’m yo best bro. now tell me my dude. do you have a lil crush on persephone owo

hades: ....ye-

posideon: SIMP!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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aphrodite and hermes: (it’s a greek mythology thing but maybe it’ll show up in LO? 😳

also 2.5k how did that happen so fast- wowie

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hades: i am the kING OF THE UNDERWORLD, THE SCARIEST THING ALIVE AND THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF HELLLLLLLL

persephone: you’re doing great sweetie~

hades: thanks pumpkin 🥺👉👈

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hades at home after he kissed persephone:

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hades: oh!! you’re ok!! *kisses* mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah

persephone: ...i’m over here.

hades: oh... *looks at cerberus* *runs over* mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah

cerberus: 😐

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hades: so basically you’re telling me you like me, were trying to flirt with me, yet you wanna set boundaries. you want me to stay with my partner even though she uses and abuses me, and i secretly have a huge crush on you. you have a huge crush on me, and we need to “set boundaries”? you know damn well that i can’t sleep at night because i think about you and we should “keep distant” bruh i’m bouta burst

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eros: *senses persephone and hades kissing*

wELL IT’S ABOUT FRICKING TIME

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no quote in this post. just letting you guys know after ep 110 was released on fastpass, rachel went onto the lore olympus discord CONFIRMING that it wasn’t a dream. that kiss was the real deal.

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hades: *climbing up a skyscraper*

persephone: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

hades: what i’ve always wanted to do *reaches the top* *inhales*

I LOVE MY WIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEE!!!!

helios: can it kid!

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hades: don’t make me do it >:[

persephone: don’t make you do wh-

hades: i’m gonna do it

persephone: what are you gonna d-

hades: I WILL DO IT

persephone: DO WHA-

hades: oh my god i’m so mad

persephone: why

hades: bECAUSE WHY ARE YOU SO FRIGGIN-

persephone: wHY AM I SO FRIGGIN-

hades: CUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEE

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thanatos: hey hades i broke my-

hades: no one cares, just walk it off

persephone: hades i got a paper cut-

hades: oH MY POOR THING DO U WANT A BANDAID, A HUG, OR A KISS oh come to me bb mwah

persephone: ☺️

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*thu 2:43am*

hades: broke up with minthe waddup

persephone: new phone who dis

*seen*