Totally Real Persona 5 Quotes

Full of all the hidden scenes they don’t want you to know about

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Akechi: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Akechi, about Kasumi: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Futaba: Are we stealing them?

Ryuji: New or used?

Akechi: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Ann: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Joker does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Morgana: If Joker were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Joker jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryuji: You jump off a cliff!

Morgana: Gladly. Provided Joker did first.

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Morgana: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Joker: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Futaba: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ryuji: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Makoto: Can I be frank with you guys?

Morgana: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Ryuji: Can I still be Ryuji?

Futaba: Shh, let Frank speak.

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*Joker is cooking*

Ryuji: Any chance that’s for me?

Joker: It’s for Akechi. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Morgana: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Makoto: Haru, I'm sad.

Haru: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Ann: Ryuji, I'm sad.

Ryuji, nodding: mood.

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Futaba: Yo is Akechi sleeping or dead?

Morgana: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Ryuji: Yeah, so did I.

Akechi: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Morgana, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Joker, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Futaba, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Makoto, trembling: What are we playing

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Joker: Tell Futaba about the birds and the bees.

Akechi: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Ryuji: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Akechi: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Makoto: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Joker: We need a distraction.

Morgana: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Ryuji, whispering: My time has come

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Akechi: Joker and I don’t use pet names.

Futaba: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Akechi: Honey?

Joker: Yes, dear?

Akechi:

Futaba: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Futaba: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Akechi: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Futaba: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Joker: edible

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Joker: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Ryuji: Okay, but in my defense, Futaba bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Joker: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Sojiro: I know you snuck out last night, Akira.

Morgana: Play dumb!

Joker: Who's Akira?

Morgana: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Ryuji: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Morgana: You’re a hazard to society

Futaba: And a coward. DO TWENTY.