I want it all

Can you offer any?

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would you eat 50 bees for a dollar

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humps your leg

I’m holding this four-year-old ask as blackmail.

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You should tell us more about Albert. Please.

...Who told you about him.

[personificationofgreed]

So I heard you and Diligence have history?

Depends on your definition of “history”.

[personificationofgreed]

Out of all the virtues and sins, who do you have the most dirt on?

Oh, that’s hard... perhaps Pride?

[personificationofgreed]

A few thousand for fighting the bear, double if you win within 30 seconds.

I’d do that, no problem.

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if you were offered a large sum of money for beating up any one of your siblings who would u pick

Any of them--no, all of them!

[personificationofgreed]

He glares over at Envy, grumbling slightly. “Wallowing is not your job.” he says, downing a bit more drink. “Don’t—don’t ever compare me to you ever again.” he adds, turning away from the other Sin and back towards the bar. So much for friendly sibling interactions. He had forgotten how pathetic Envy could be. Sure, Greed was probably acting pretty pathetic at the moment, but he had alcohol for an excuse—at least this time.

He stares straight forwards silently, slowly taking quiet sips.

[apersonificationofenvy]

”-i suppose you’re /right/. still /regret/ giving up my life /before/ this though. that was a /fucking/ stupid idea.-“ 

Mali sighed as he watched Greed walk away. Chalk another fuck up in the board. It wasn’t his place to compare shitty lives, Greed was right. He walked up to Greed. ”-sorry for /that/. ill not do it again.-“

”-i have a /proposition/. how about we /steal/ things until we /both/ feel better. rob a /fucking/ jewelry store. or a /strip/ mall.-“

[personificationofgreed]

He raises an eyebrow. “Won’t make me feel better,” he mumbles quietly, then shrugs. “Let’s do it anyway.”

[personificationofgreed]

Also: do u think u could fight more bears at once than Knowledge

Than some random demon? I hope this is a joke.

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I asked Knowledge this too, but he's probs not going to do it bc he's too much of a nerd so I'm gonna ask u- would u fight a bear if I gave u money

Probably. How much money were you thinking?

[personificationofgreed]

Is there anyone you don't find pathetic?

Yes, a lot of people actually. I’m not Pride.

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You ever think you might corrupt Chastity? Bring him down to your level?

...I’ll be trying very hard not to.

[personificationofgreed]

out of all of your siblings, who would you least want to switch jobs with?

Any of them.

[personificationofgreed]

If Renee used you, then what happened was her fault.

Yes. It was. Now let’s stop talking about it, yes?

[personificationofgreed]

So this just happens sometimes? You get tired and settle down for a while? The closest thing you can get to a vacation?

It doesn't "just happen"--I decide to settle down. And why not?

[personificationofgreed]

what would you say is the worst thing you've ever convinced a host to do?

It's not really something I like to publicly admit.