#datpan

[personificationofgreed]

humps your leg

I’m holding this four-year-old ask as blackmail.

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DND KFP

except they’d all be monk class

kfp au where its just a really elaborate dnd game and po is the newbie that makes ridiculous rolls

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HIMDOING KAI’S VOICE

oogway, narrating: a great force descends onto a farm far away and a tall figure steps out of the ashes, and with a cry he shouts--

[ IM SO SORRY BLARES FROM SOMEWHERE AS MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT ]

oogway, as kai: KAI HAS RETURNED-- [ he starts wheezing from the fact that he blew out his vocal chords and also laughing at the same time at the five + po’s reactions ]

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oogway is the dm, who had an npc then decided ‘nah i’ll let them figure it out w/o my guide’

wait that means hes playing every other character that isnt the five + po........ im just imagining him doing any of the villain’s lines and im dying im just. imagining him being super excited about these kids figuring his world out and also subsequently messing their shit up

tigress just screams internally like ‘grandpa i s2g’

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lich au for kai

H JL LJ the first thing i thought of is vogue elf!kai.................

[littlehungrywarrior]

it's in the cervix of course

OF COURSE IT IS 

[fineyoungsatanist]

doppelgender

im so hyped for you guys let me know if u need any help!!!

i think we have enough hands bc i have 2 brothers and milos getting nick to help already but u shld defo drop ovs after we’re done moving everything anyway!! 

       2. datpan

I GOTTA COME OVER WHEN YA'LL GET SETTLED

yeah for sure!!!! im so psychd to have folks over whn there no parental figures lurking