Don't bring your stuff in here!!!

OC Marsha written by BEE!

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Lenne!! Make this for me NOW! I NEED this dish STAT!

@spirasrisingpopstar

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This song is so CATCHY and GOOD!

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Do NOTTT go in MY SWAMP just to use MYYY OUTHOUSE!!

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MY NEW FAVORITE TOILET!!!!! SO MAGICAL I DREAM ABOUT THIS THRONE

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Marsha: HOW DARE YOU! GIVE ME BACK MY BAMBOO STICK! Passerby: You mean this ratty thing? Here, take it. *throws it* Marsha: My precious! Oh, oh, OH! What have they done to you? *munches on her bamboo stick* Passerby: What are you, a panda? Marsha: FUCK YOU! *gives him the middle finger*

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My perfect dream is to sit on this THRONE!!

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"Where on EARTH is Harumi?! That bitch has been gone for weeks now! She ABANDONED me right when I needed her scrawny ass to cook dinner! For fuck's sake!" Marsha tapped her wrist with her index finger andSTOMPED her feet angrily. "I had to make meals for Thanksgivin, Chrsitmas, New Years' day! I'm NOT a fuckin maid!"

[resilientangel]

"I can't imagine why she'd leave for weeks at a time. It must be because you're so pleasant to be around." Wesley stated flatly. "And you didn't think you'd have to make dinner for yourself? Don't you think you're being a little entitled?" He stifled a laugh whilst shaking his head. "If you pay me well enough, I could whip up something for supper."

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"Excuse you? You're WAY out of line, you brat! I'll have you know that I spent hours workin at a soup KITCHEN for fourteen FUCKIN years! I had to cook ALL the food from scratch!" Marsha's wrinkly face contorted into a scowl. "YOU'RE the one who is entitled! Now get you ass in the kitchen. I want Mexican food, stat!"

[personifiedroach]

"Where on EARTH is Harumi?! That bitch has been gone for weeks now! She ABANDONED me right when I needed her scrawny ass to cook dinner! For fuck's sake!" Marsha tapped her wrist with her index finger andSTOMPED her feet angrily. "I had to make meals for Thanksgivin, Chrsitmas, New Years' day! I'm NOT a fuckin maid!"

[personifiedroach]

"I WON'T be cookin anything for Thanksgiving! My daughter will do all the HEAVY lifting." Marsha growled. She chomped on some puffy flamin hot cheetos, gasping due to the spice. There was red cheeto dust all over her chin and fat fingers. "Well? Are you goin to help cook and clean? I can't do ANYTHING."

[personifiedroach]

I should have DRESSED up for HALLOWEEN this year but I have been too TIRED!!!

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“But Marsha! I can’t repair your toilets— I’m not a plumber!”

"You OWE me for that stunt you pulled last week. Putting shower curtains on my showers. I'll have you know that I DON'T appreciate your MEDDLING!"

[theladydi]

“miss glinda of the arduennas,” the witch said, her heart churring

[personifiedroach]

Do NOT come to MY house just to

use my TOILET!!!

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Aquarium toilet renovations in my new and IMPROVED dream HOME! Now that's what I call living my ultimate DREAM!!!

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Awesome! Now I CAN watch tv while POOOOPING!!!!

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This iDump toilet is PERFECT for my new renovated 5th bathroom in my HOUSE!!!