2sad4u

I've had my life planned out since age five. Enjoy.

[buffysummers]

they told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wasted like all my potential

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[jahdivision-deactivated-deactiv]

[thebootydiaries]

my name is luna enriquez

[godzillabreath]

pet portrait commission for Sophia

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I understand

[jewish-privilege]

“These things I remember and pour out my soul within me…”

It’s been one year since eleven Jews were murdered in a Pittsburgh Synagogue on Shabbat for being Jewish. 

May the memories of Joyce Fienberg, Richard Gottfried, Rose Mallinger, Jerry Rabinowitz, Cecil Rosenthal, David Rosenthal, Bernice Simon, Sylvan Simon, Daniel Stein, Melvin Wax, and Irving Younger be a blessing.

“…אֵ֤לֶּה אֶזְכְּרָ֨ה וְאֶשְׁפְּכָ֬ה עָלַ֨י נַפְשִׁ֗י כִּ֤י אֶֽעֱבֹ֨ר”

[niyarest]

are you “i look worse with my glasses on” team or “i look worse without my glasses on” team?

[fujoneko-zft]

I look fucking ugly all the time

[niyarest]

i know i made this post but Mood

[you-had-me-at-hallow]

Oh look, I found a summary of the entire Harry Potter series:

[lifesgrandparade]

Refuse to stop laughing at this

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

You did it! You broke Garfield down to its basic fundamentals!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[midnitetech]

[wizardnaturalist]

When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds

[andrewbelami]

[wordsofdiana]

Me as a kid: Poison Ivy tried to kill those billionaires just because they wouldn’t protect the environment. What an evil lady.

Me today:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

On my flight home from Colorado I got to sit in the front exit row with all the leg room and the lady next to me had a seeing eye dog and she said on the plane he wasn't working so I was allowed to pet him as much as I wanted while he napped, and halfway through the flight he woke up and just sat like this for thirty minutes

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

She said "when you get your snacks, be careful. He is a very good service dog and well trained but snacks are his one vice."

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[Heavy breathing]

[shutupmisha]

@lycaanroc

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

*confused amorous noises*

[gahdamnpunk]

I luuuh this