A Handful of Idiots

. Pesky | 23 | They/Them Mobile Links Commission Info .

[peskytrolls]

Hello, hello, hello! Pesky here! I have unlimited commission slots, and there are extra details under the cut!

General art - 5-25 USD

Headshot - 1 USD per additional character

Waist up - 3 USD per additional character

Full body - 5 USD per additional character

More complicated concepts up to 25 USD

Talksprites - 20 USD

Mix-and-match

5 basic expressions + blush & tears

Includes .psd file

Small props free (basic jewelry, simple held items, simple hats, etc.)

1 USD per additional large prop (weapons, ornate jewelry, etc.)

Troll Call Cards - 15-25 USD

Includes transparent sprite

FLELE - 20 USD

ABOUT

Windows only

Includes program

1 USD per additional accessory

My work isn’t limited to fantrolls, however, I cannot draw:

Gore

Sexual content

Furries

Robots/Mechas

Here’s some more samples if you’d like to see more of what I do!

Payment via PayPal only

Contact me via tumblr IM if you’re interested!

[peskytrolls]

do you ever blink at 4:30 and suddenly its 10 pm

[peskytrolls]

ase-trollplays​:

>> You watch as he climbs the tree with much more skill than you did. He must do this sort of thing a lot. Before you know it, he’s already at the branch where you’re caught. You wonder if it would be too much to ask him to rescue your kite once you’re free.

>> You give him a double thumbs up in response to his question and brace yourself to fall again, but this time you’re prepared for it so you don’t crash to the ground.

A'ight, get ready!

>> You cut him loose, and free the kite as well before leaning down to check on him.

You okay, bro?

[vaporwave-trolls]

Does anyone have occult/ghost undead or exorcists trolls something along those lines your willing to throw my way cus I want willow to make friends

[peskytrolls]

Coiron can see ghosts and talks to them regularly does that count

[roetrolls]

just wanted to draw something soft

[peskytrolls]

ase-trollplays​:

>> You idly contemplate your new life as a tree ornament (Or if you’re really unlucky, a piñata) when you see someone. You sheepishly wave at him and nod to confirm that you do, in fact, need help. You point up to where your ankle is caught, then further up to where your kite is stuck. He can piece together what happened to get you in this position.

>> You clasp your hand together in a begging gesture and show off your most pitiful puppy-dog eyes. You really need to get down before any more blood rushes to your head.

A'ight, gimme a sec!

>> You make sure your shades are on straight before finding a foothold on the tree. You climb up as fast as you safely can, eventually reaching the branch he's stuck on. You take out a pocket knife and show it to him.

I'm gonna cutcha loose. Think you can grab the branch under you before you fall?

[hsfancharmemes]

Put the one quadrant out of all my trolls you want the most, in my ask

If they are single I’ll give you a tip on how to make them fall for someone and what they are looking for~

Bonus if you know and tell who you want them to have the quadrant with!!

[ase-trollplays]

>> Tonight is RUINED. The world is just determined to not let you have nice things. You stare up at the tree that so rudely ate your box kite. You just assembled it tonight and were taking it out for its first flight. Everything was going well until the breeze steered it directly into the tree.

>> When tugging the string fails to loosen it from the trees branches, you climb up the tree to retrieve your kite, but a misstep leaves you hanging upside-down by your ankle. You don’t have the upper body strength to pull yourself back up, so you just hang there uselessly, hoping some kind passerby will help you down.

[peskytrolls]

>> Sometimes you like exploring. The city is fun and all, but like?? A guy wants to climb a few trees for no goddamn reason sometimes. As you try to find the tallest one, you spy a splash of gold and gray in the branches above. Some poor bastard got stuck, it would seem.

Yo dude! Need some help?

[scourgetail]

[shithowdy]

“what kind of stories?”

[peskytrolls]

I kinda wanna make adopts but idk what to base them on

I’ve always wanted to try song adopts tho

Send me songs

[peskytrolls]

Still accepting suggestions! I wanted to get a few drawn before posting them instead of one at a time o3o

[peskytrolls]

I kinda wanna make adopts but idk what to base them on

I’ve always wanted to try song adopts tho

Send me songs

[hsfancharmemes]

Ship your troll in a quad with mine!!

And I’ll…

1) … rate the ship:

pls N O | not shipping it | nah | maybe | I WISH it’d work | yasss | I ship it | wOW PLEASE!

2) … tell you shortly about how I think they’d work (or why they wouldn’t) in that quad/general opinions!

Note: make sure the character you send got a profile or is known by the one you send to.

[peskytrolls]

im out of the loop can someone fill me in on what eruditetrolls did

[peskytrolls]

Pesky’s Trolls Described Poorly

- Local artist shut-in has no friends - Shepherd too good for this world, too pure - Diner cook enjoys stabbing - Fire and anxiety - If someone has an anime profile picture do NOT trust them unless it is Naruto because Naruto is NOT an anime it is ART - Ex-greaser loanshark - Tired cop hates corruption - Librarian that writes fanfiction with self-inserts - Rose that's more thorns than petals - Overzealous military scout - Momfriend actor - Birdy mountain man - A bowling alley carpet given sentience - Playing superheroes but with more bloodshed - Total babe would sell your soul for a cornchip - He's asleep 80% of the time - Rabbit with trust issues - Good boy and evil Kermit - Coffee? Tea? Monster? - Sing us a song, you're the magic man - Literally the worst - I wanna be a cowboy, baby! - Ooh, shiny!

[makimayus-deactivated20210819]

[mech-chow]

I wanna see 👏 cowboy trolls!👏 show me your!👏 cowfolk trolls!👏

[peskytrolls]

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