This place sucks.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

why did i expect it to ever be opened, im sorry, i didnt send it soon enough

[pessimist-offical]

of course you use snapchat at your big age

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i dont, i only used it for him, and now he is gone

[pessimist-offical]

like gone gone?

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

yes. if you couldnt tell by the tone he killed himself.

[pessimist-offical]

//I'm so sorry. I should've been more considerate. I didn't read the tone properly at all. I'm so sorry for your loss. Im genuinely sp sorry for you, I hope he can rest in peace.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

why did i expect it to ever be opened, im sorry, i didnt send it soon enough

[pessimist-offical]

of course you use snapchat at your big age

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i dont, i only used it for him, and now he is gone

[pessimist-offical]

like gone gone?

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

why did i expect it to ever be opened, im sorry, i didnt send it soon enough

[pessimist-offical]

of course you use snapchat at your big age

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[cleaning-spray-offical]

Do you really kill 99.9% of all

-@pessimist-offical

of all?

Of All??

Of course not!

Why that would be disastrous!!

No no, I simply kill 99.9% of GERMS, my good friend.

Germs.

[pessimist-offical]

....how can you be so sure? 🤔🤨

[cleaning-spray-offical]

Because I witness their deaths firsthand listening to their final words and seeing the light go out of their eyes, the eyes holding the soul of their cold dead heart.

Neat, huh! 😁

[pessimist-offical]

uh

Thats one word for it alright

Jesus christ I'm glad I'm not a Germ...

[cleaning-spray-offical]

Do you really kill 99.9% of all

-@pessimist-offical

of all?

Of All??

Of course not!

Why that would be disastrous!!

No no, I simply kill 99.9% of GERMS, my good friend.

Germs.

[pessimist-offical]

....how can you be so sure? 🤔🤨

[satan-offical]

I SUPER LOVE SPACE !!! I SUPER DUPER LOVE SPACE !!! SPACE !!!

[pessimist-offical]

is this you

[cleaning-spray-offical]

Chat which post should be my 1000th like??

[pessimist-offical]

this one.

[topherchris]

[orcboxer]

okay what's going on here

[queen-suzu]

Jesse we need to get rid of the old man

[aceofpans]

Jesse we need to be more like him

[do-not-u-dare]

jesse we need to get a berry pie with milk

[laciffo-satan]

Jesse we need to know that we have a lot to do

[pessimist-offical]

Jesse we need to get the list of all the clues

[pessimist-offical]

GIVE ME MY FUCKING PHONE BACK YOU CUNT

[pessimist-offical]

Who wants to go to coachella with me yassss queen SLAY!!!!!!1

[gooseworx]

Some more of this bullshit without context.

New lady, new sentinel, "The Mountain" and some style tests.

[pessimist-offical]

Transition goals? Whatever pisses off the transphobes the most.

[fay-offical]

Every other offical scares me.

Your all really kewl and it's intimidating...

[laciffo-natas]

You're kewl tho

[pessimist-offical]

none of you are kewl because only unfunny assholes use this damn site

[laciffo-natas]

I would like to remind you to read my boundaries post before interacting in this way. Thank you!

[pessimist-offical]

..

[fay-offical]

Every other offical scares me.

Your all really kewl and it's intimidating...

[laciffo-natas]

You're kewl tho

[pessimist-offical]

none of you are kewl because only unfunny assholes use this damn site

[dark-red-offical]

I'm everybody's favorite colour.

"But you're not my fav-"

I'M. EVERYBODY'S. FAVORITE. COLOUR.

/silly

OOC:

uhm HI I made a thing :3

Red's pronouns would be they/she, and my (mod's) pronouns are ve/she/they (in order please :3)

what do i say what do i say

Tags ig

@7-eleven-offical @satan-offical @sandofficial @homosexuality-offical @laciffo-natas @testosterone--offical @estrogen-officall @burning-britain-official @britain-offical @french-official @argon-offical @normal-offical @strawberry-offical @lesbian-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @snail-official @itsybitsyspider-official @james-offical @sleep-offical @walmart-the-official @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lemon-offical @pessimist-offical

[pessimist-offical]

hi everybody's favourite colour I'm dad

Also if you really are EVERYONES favourite colour then I must be six feet below because god you are UGLY

[dark-red-offical]

You're six feet below.

[pessimist-offical]

what. Tf is that supposed to mean am I dead did you kill me what's going on what do you mean I'm six feet below what? What? What? That's a really shitty joke but that makes sense I guess seem as you're a really shitty colour but what do you mean I'm six feet below what do you mean what the fuck

[dark-red-offical]

Are you afraid of death...?

[pessimist-offical]

what the fuck no of course not why would I be scared of death I'm not dead I'm not dead fuck off you cunt I hate dark red I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate this fucking website someone get me off here I'm not dead I'm not going to die you're a sick fuck you know that

[dark-red-offical]

what if i just

*kills you*

[pessimist-offical]

no no no no please no I won't die I won't die NONONONO FUCK OFF!! GET AWAY FROM ME BITCH!! BACK OFF! NO!

*fucking dies idk😭*

[dark-red-offical]

.....well.

[pessimist-offical]

fuck I'm a ghost now because of you fuck my life....fuck my...death?

[dark-red-offical]

I'm everybody's favorite colour.

"But you're not my fav-"

I'M. EVERYBODY'S. FAVORITE. COLOUR.

/silly

OOC:

uhm HI I made a thing :3

Red's pronouns would be they/she, and my (mod's) pronouns are ve/she/they (in order please :3)

what do i say what do i say

Tags ig

@7-eleven-offical @satan-offical @sandofficial @homosexuality-offical @laciffo-natas @testosterone--offical @estrogen-officall @burning-britain-official @britain-offical @french-official @argon-offical @normal-offical @strawberry-offical @lesbian-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @snail-official @itsybitsyspider-official @james-offical @sleep-offical @walmart-the-official @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @lemon-offical @pessimist-offical

[pessimist-offical]

hi everybody's favourite colour I'm dad

Also if you really are EVERYONES favourite colour then I must be six feet below because god you are UGLY

[dark-red-offical]

You're six feet below.

[pessimist-offical]

what. Tf is that supposed to mean am I dead did you kill me what's going on what do you mean I'm six feet below what? What? What? That's a really shitty joke but that makes sense I guess seem as you're a really shitty colour but what do you mean I'm six feet below what do you mean what the fuck

[dark-red-offical]

Are you afraid of death...?

[pessimist-offical]

what the fuck no of course not why would I be scared of death I'm not dead I'm not dead fuck off you cunt I hate dark red I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate this fucking website someone get me off here I'm not dead I'm not going to die you're a sick fuck you know that

[dark-red-offical]

what if i just

*kills you*

[pessimist-offical]

no no no no please no I won't die I won't die NONONONO FUCK OFF!! GET AWAY FROM ME BITCH!! BACK OFF! NO!

*fucking dies idk😭*