THAT BOY IS A DISEASE

"They were dying slowly—it was very clear. They were not enemies, they were not criminals, they were nothing earthly now—nothing but black shadows of disease and starvation, lying confusedly in the greenish gloom."

[sethiswar-deactivated20140128]

Jokes on him, I mailed it back and the smell will only be worse when he receives it.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

That's going to be vile by the time he gets it.

I figured we were skipping out on gifts this year.

[sethiswar-deactivated20140128]

I’ve drunk too much to even complain about that fucking pickle.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

That seems to be his gag of the year.

[death-davis]

I’m not alone, I see.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

Definitely not. He probably thought he was being clever.

[death-davis]

My brother is an embarrassment.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

    So you got one too?

[werewolfxreed]

And you like the type that likes to have that thing you call a mouth filled with some nice delicious spunk. I don’t judge you for your twinky looks so how about you lay off me? Okay, cupcake? 

[pestilencekyle-blog]

You're the one that took the conversation there, pumpkin. What other kind of comment was I meant to make?

[werewolfxreed]

Nope. We all rely on our pimp daddies to keep us alive.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

Figures that the prostitution ring here is strong, since there seems to be little else to do around here to keep a person entertained. You do look like the type that could be someone's bitch.

[werewolfxreed]

-Just wake me when it’s time to eat.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

People really can't fend for themselves around here, can they?

[alastorthedemon]

It shows in their work. Ah, well they were always weak so I’m not worried about their presence all that much, unless they try to talk to me. Very good point indeed. Those were dark times, no one understood. Good riddance to all of that, though.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

Which I doubt they will since they aren't a fan of people like you, Death's creations. You're better off, as I'm sure you're aware. Far more powerful then you could have been. You're something like us - something that transcends humanity.

[alastorthedemon]

Well if they’re stupid enough to reveal themselves to others, perhaps they should be ridded of first. We don’t need them to connect the dots and figure other things out. I hate when they think they’re all high and might with knowledge they can barely grasp at. That is true, there are a few rare bunches that have, such as myself though.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

You know the Fates. They're as dumb as they come, and yet we can't get rid of them, unfortunately, as much as we might want to. Plus, if we did, who would we mess with? Ah, yes, sometimes I forget that you were once among them yourself, but you were always different and separate from them.

[alastorthedemon]

And I always will. Of some things? Such as what? Would you prefer those ones to be eliminated first? That would be a fair assumption to make based on your previous statement. They’re stupid and dense. Ah, well. That’s their own fault.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

You can eliminate them as you  see fit, but I have this feeling that the Fates are revealing themselves to some people. Humans haven't really evolved much over the centuries. Which works in our favor. 

[alastorthedemon]

Perfect. The gesture is much appreciated. I will use the lab to its full extent, and hopefully create a few new remedies to get rid of the vermins. I may do that…but I don’t want to draw attention to myself and what I’m doing. Yes, and I imagine the humans wouldn’t take it well if they called you Pestilence.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

I have confidence that you'll find something to work with. You always do. Yeah, but the thing is? The humans around here are either really dense and stupid or are aware of some things going on. No, not really. I doubt most people honestly even know what the word means though.

[alastorthedemon]

Ah, well I hope it all works out for the best. Experiments, huh? Is there a lab involved? I miss being able to have one of my own to work freely in…I suppose a spare bedroom will have to do the trick instead. Kyle, right. And Davis and Dexter and Seth.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

Not a lab necessarily, but I do have one at my disposal that you are more than welcome to use if you wish. You know you are always welcome to, as far as we're concerned. That or you can make a lab of your own. Yeah, those are right. Figured we had to keep up with the modern times.

[death-davis]

In a way, I didn’t find it surprising. He is a man scorned, presumably left with nothing. It’s been ages, that sort of things builds up within a person. However, he is not human. He should have contained himself. I haven’t either, but word travels fast. Exactly, I was determined to find out who was the cause of this little mess.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

Yeah, he kept going on about how it seemed to be a long time coming, but still. I haven't seen him this angry in a long while. Maybe it was something that he needed though, who knows. So do you think it was one of them then?

[alastorthedemon]

Through with…being a horsemen? What made him want to say that? Ah, well I suppose I do look better than all the other dead humans. So what are you doing here in Beacon? What was your human name again?

[pestilencekyle-blog]

Through with being a brother, I guess. Apparently he just got tired of being the one to keep us all together? I'm not sure, he wasn't being really clear. IT was just obvious that he was upset. Me? I'm here to do some experiments, like usual. I go by Kyle while I'm here.

[death-davis]

Oh? I look forward to it. I was never one to like surprises, only giving them. Right, them. Angels are among us, I’m merely.. leveling the playing field.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

So then did you or did you not find it a surprise when War had his little tirade the other day? Because I didn't see that one coming myself. Are they? I haven't had the misfortune to run into one yet, but that makes more...sense. I was wondering what had caused that earthquake because I knew it wasn't us.

[alastorthedemon]

Ah, has there been conflicts between the four of yours? My face is pretty dashing, so I don’t blame you.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

You can say that. War walked out entirely the other day, says he's through, but you know how he is, he'll be back. I can't say you're ugly, that much I can give you. You're not that bad for a guy who's been dead for over a hundred years.

[death-davis]

That’s true. Tuberculosis was a good one.

[pestilencekyle-blog]

That was a classic. Some of which you might be seeing resurface one of these days. I told you part of the plan, though I think I might leave the rest for a surprise. I see some of your underlings have followed you recently.