the very best has just arrived

dumb blog for petamon-verse of ash ketchum please note that this blog will contain drinking, drugs, and sensitive but totally outrageous themes. if you are triggered easily, do not follow, because i can't tag everything or it'd be the whole damn blog- btdubs this is a sideblog of gijinpoops so don't expect followbacks!

[petamonash]

hey buddy guess who got his first boner (answer: Me)

i'm weirdly shocked that you've never had a boner

all things considered

[petamonash]

Ditto: Hello, Ash. I'm very surprised to see you here. Did you come with anyone?

wait what — what the fuck are you doing here?

i came with my golf club………………………………..

[nerehc-blog]

"Cheren needed my assistance. He cannot speak, so I will speak for him." He glances at the golf club. "I mean you no harm."

[petamonash]

He lowered his club a little and took a step back. "Can't speak? What, did he get too fucked up to say words before coming to this stupidass thing?"

[petamonash]

Ditto: Hello, Ash. I'm very surprised to see you here. Did you come with anyone?

wait what -- what the fuck are you doing here?

i came with my golf club......................................

[nerehc-blog]

ash ketchum confirmed for the whitest man on the planet

[petamonash]

hey buddy, promise you wont get too jealous when you see me dancin and smoochin all kinds of people at prom ;0

i’ll try to contain myself

[nerehc-blog]

you bringin anyone special to help you ‘chaperone’

[petamonash]

i sure am it’s called my five iron <3

[nerehc-blog]

hey man just cause ur dates a little skinny doesnt mean u gotta call her mean names like that

[petamonash]

it's a golf club nerehc. it's a golf club

[petamonash]

hey buddy, promise you wont get too jealous when you see me dancin and smoochin all kinds of people at prom ;0

i’ll try to contain myself

[nerehc-blog]

you bringin anyone special to help you ‘chaperone’

[petamonash]

i sure am it's called my five iron <3

[petamonash]

hey buddy, promise you wont get too jealous when you see me dancin and smoochin all kinds of people at prom ;0

i'll try to contain myself

[petamonash]

will u go 2 prom w me

no

[nerehc-blog]

#why would you bother

i already knew my answers ranged from “no” to “fuck you”…but i kinda figured i’d try before I asked anyone else?

wouldn’t want you gettin too jealous if you saw me with someone else ;)

[petamonash]

okay well bye then

[nerehc-blog]

well i mean i knew you couldnt take me anyway

since it says here you’re the one volunteering for the prom so I mean….. kinda weird if you had a date

[petamonash]

volunteering? what

[petamonash]

will u go 2 prom w me

no

[nerehc-blog]

#why would you bother

i already knew my answers ranged from “no” to “fuck you”…but i kinda figured i’d try before I asked anyone else?

wouldn’t want you gettin too jealous if you saw me with someone else ;)

[petamonash]

okay well bye then

[petamonash]

ur pikachu loves me

fuck off

[petamonash]

will u go 2 prom w me

no

[petamonash]

U Mad Bro?

i'll let him be ignorant for now

he'll learn

[nerehc-blog]

the mothafrkin

carnival

is in town

[petamonash]

stop bastardizing my face for your own dumbass reaction faces

[nerehc-blog]

but ur face is so cute?? such loving eyes, perfect for when you wanna show your excitement for a romantic evening 

[petamonash]

you mean terror right

[petamonash]

whassup adult-me

aUGH NO

[pikachuuseirontail-blog]

dude whats so embarrassing about your 6th grade self? im totally cool 

[petamonash]

PFFFFF

[petamonash]

whassup adult-me

aUGH NO

[nerehc-blog]

the mothafrkin

carnival

is in town

[petamonash]

stop bastardizing my face for your own dumbass reaction faces

[petamonash]

divide and scatter

why do you ask

[sistehg]

I may have hypothetically killed a few grunts. And skinned them. And made shoes out of them. And maybe also made meatloaf. And can’t do anything with the bones

[petamonash]

i think houndoom like those things afaik. though you could make some sort of comb out of them