don't feed the plants!

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[ibetteracethatinterview]

good morning

[blessyouhawkeye]

bruce springsteen song so good it takes a knife baby edgy and dull and cuts a six inch valley through the middle of your skull and fucks you through it

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[geryone]

Heed the Hollow, Malcolm Tariq

[leonardkoscianski]

"Isolation", oil on canvas, 42" x 26".

[theweight]

just burst out crying to this song #empath

[feldfrog]

The Dow Jones moved on the Z-axis for the first time recently.

“It’s coming right at us!!”