ew

:’)

[itchycoil]

me going through the cycles of contemplation 

[refuzz]

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[fourthell]

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

[30-minute-memes]

Me_irl

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

this man sees 40 moves ahead

[manicpossumdreamgirl]

me: *checks the ballot box marked “more prisoners”*

[sunfortune]

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end 

me reading that shit at 15:

[jonbutter]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

[fluffymcmuffins]

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

SHE SAID WHAT NEEDED TO BE SAID

[clickbaitcowboy]

me at every man

[fiddlesolo]

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[butchwifing]

If you’re trying to figure out if she’s gay, ask her who her favorite member of the Fab 5 is and if she says Antoni, she’s straight.

[santa-klaus]

This is… correct

[gunpowder-tea]

Direct action.

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

bungle said fuck blue lives

[evilvillaintime]

Who masturbates for pleasure anymore? We out here masturbating to sleep.