everything you love is gay

they/them I'm always a slut for equal rights and harry styles

[peter-pansexuality]

while making plans with my married best friend who i am slightly and casually in love with, i had to stop myself from saying “i’ll do anything you ask of me”

[peter-pansexuality]

one of my best friends just got engaged and i’m trying to be so excited for her bc i am!! but i just got dumped by the person i thought i was gonna marry so it’s… hard. i want to be happy for her. i am, but it’s hard to feel it. i just wish this moment wasn’t tainted. i wish i could be excited for her without thinking about how my ex left me. i wish this joy hadn’t been taken from me.

[peter-pansexuality]

last year, i shaved my pussy for a man, and i told myself i’d never do that again…

I NEVER LEARN DO I???????

[funnytwittertweets]

[glimmerglanger]

[roachandrenfri]

When I tell you I am reblogging this only because that is the exact face I made, and thus burst out laughing--

[nemmica]

I met a baby the other day who taught me that kids aren’t learning the thumb-and-pinky-out gesture for “phone” anymore. She puts her flat, open palm up to her ear and babbles into it, simulating a flat and rectangular smartphone.

[marzipanandminutiae]

It’s so interesting that a lot of seemingly obsolete hand motions still exist, though

very few people wear wristwatches, but tapping one’s wrist is still a nearly universal gesture for “what time is it?” or “hurry up”

I used classic corded phones for only a very brief time in my life (before we got those more rectangular-shaped cordless ones for my parents’ landline) and first saw a car without power windows when I was in college, and yet I’ve always used the pinky-and-thumb gesture for “call me” and the circling-fist gesture for “roll down your window.” I’m 24, so my childhood was the late 90s and early 2000s, but I still use gestures that indicate technology either gone or on its way out when I began forming reliable memories

it also makes me wonder how people indicated time or hurrying before wristwatches. did they somehow pantomime a pocket watch? what gestures have we lost as technology marches on? and since video didn’t exist for most of human history, how might we learn what they were? like the contents of the third Georgian spice jar or the location of Punt, nobody would think to write any of it down

I just love history so much

[datasoong47]

The ASL sign for phone is based on the pinky-and-thumb gesture. Presumably that will continue on for a while, with future generations seeing it as an arbitrary sign.

And then there are words like “rewind” that no longer make literal sense. Filmmakers still use “cut” long after actual physical film that can be cut fell out of use. We talk about cutting and pasting on computers and use a floppy disc icon for “save”.

Fossilized metaphors are the best.

[peter-pansexuality]

HI EVERYONE!!!

(i’ve never done this before so bear with me)

My partner’s mom has MS, and recently she had a big medical scare and we all thought we were going to lose her. She pulled through, thank god, but now her care needs have increased and my partner’s family is unable to afford the necessary equipment to improve her quality of life. As a result, we’ve put together a gofundme to help raise funds for Amy’s needs. Everything they need is detailed in the gofundme description and anything extra raised would go towards getting them a new couch as their current one is falling apart and causes Amy’s back pain to flare up so she can only sit for 20 minutes.

Amy is a lovely lady and she deserves to have her life back. She deserves to spend more time with her husband, children, and grandchild. She deserves a life of freedom and independence, and this equipment would help her obtain that.

My partner, Mel, is Amy’s full time caregiver. Mel is disabled themselves and deals with chronic pain daily. Their own treatments are becoming increasingly expensive and forcing them to choose between their mother’s care or their own, and that is simply not fair. Mel does so much to help others, it’s time that they received the help they so rightfully deserve.

Any and all help is appreciated, even if you’re just sharing this post. Amy loves each and every one of you and thanks you from the bottom of her heart. If you have any questions, my inbox is open. Thank you for your time. 💗💗💗

Medical Supplies to Help My Mom Improve Her Life, organized by Melissa Taylor

Our Story: Hi, my name is Mel and I'm raising money for my mother A… Melissa Taylor needs your support for Medical Supplies to Help My Mo

[greelin]

“you know your car is not soundproof right” that is none of my business or concern. what i do in that space surrounded by windows is private. if i scream, so be it

[sandmandaddy69]

[crittizen]

what are ur pronouns?

guess

[red-r0ver]

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[bookshelfdreams]

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

[swords-n-spindles]

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

[irondoe]

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

[cressthegreenwitch]

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

[wonderful-emoji]

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

[emoji-shitposts]

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

[gwyoi]

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

[septicake]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔫🌱🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

it has a fucking gun

[boethiah]

fosters home for blokes who do fuckall

[lunaticobscurity]

[dwagom]

posts that came before and outlasted liz truss

[kirbtual]

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[reallyndacarter]

my moms both have crushes on you

Nice!

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[aplpaca]

google image search "carolina wren sleeping" rn do it

[aplpaca]

fine i will do it for you

[aplpaca]

[hacash]

why is this so funny, I’ve been wheezing for half an hour straight now