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@peterpirateyoung
boneysally:
That is a pretty wicked idea. With whipped cream or chocolate chips.
Um, it’s basically not even cookie dough if it doesn’t have chocolate chips. And it’s not waffles without whipped cream. And ice cream. And chocolate syrup. And strawberries, so you don’t get scurvy.
boneysally:
What other brilliant plans do you have?
Cookie dough pancakes!
boneysally:
And where would you keep a shark? You need a pretty big tank.
We’ll build a tank!
boneysally:
I don’t think it works like that. Why don’t you get a hamster? Or if you want something exotic, a chinchilla?
No. Foxes are way cooler. We’re gonna get a fox and a shark.
boneysally:
Where are you going to get a fox from? You have to keep it in a room with cool temperatures. Foxes are not really used to this kind of weather. What kind of fox?
I dunno. We’ll catch it in the wild and keep it near the fridge so it stays cool.
boneysally:
Does it have cats?
Nope! I don’t like cats. We’re gonna get a pet fox though.
boneysally:
I’ll decide that. I’m an expert at knowing if your apartment is the best.
It is the best.
boneysally:
Where do you live then?
In the bestest apartment ever, with Slightly!
boneysally:
TO YOUR DORM!
Pfft, I don’t live in a dorm!
boneysally:
I haven’t talked to him and he lives all the way in England, so… I think we got that covered. So, balloons or water guns?
Good. WATER GUNS!
boneysally:
Surprisingly, you’re not the first one who has said that. He thought they were and I quote “too powerful”.
Well, he’s wrong and you should never ever listen to him ever again.
boneysally:
What kind? I always wanted those big super soaker ones, but Dr. Bones said they were too dangerous.
He sounds like Dr. Buzzkill to me. They’re, like, the opposite of dangerous.
boneysally:
Right, we need to go buy some. Oh, we should buy water guns!
Dude, I totally have water guns!
boneysally:
Good, we need a bucket. Do you have balloons?
Uhh...no?
boneysally:
Want some help? I’m a bad thrower but I could help you filling some.
Sounds perfect.
boneysally:
“Want to talk about it? Maybe you’re having a bad day or a bad week”.
No, I just want to throw water balloons at the old guy with the beard.
