I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine. @peterthewebslingerparker - Tumblr Blog

Start your high fantasy game in a tavern. End it in a tavern. The whole game takes place in a tavern.

The owners of the tavern would like to thank you for supporting a local business and for defeating the lich in their bathroom.

battlecrazed-axe-mage

Can a lich not piss in peace? I ask you

It’s in the cards

justhavetofeelthewaves

My grandpa used to call ♣️ puppy dog tracks, so I rather like this.

viinnttaaggee

let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love

perks-of-being-chinese

tumblr…..please….i want to learn more…..

popsunner

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

popsunner

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular.

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

popsunner

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

popsunner

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

popsunner

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

popsunner

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

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romansleftshoulderpad

No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just

Person A: Character you can project onto

Person B: Your type

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romansleftshoulderpad

@ Cis people who put their pronouns in their social media bios: thank you

maple-keenes

@ anyone who’s about to clown in the notes because i know u will: it helps normalize trans/nb/gnc/etc people putting their pronouns in their bios and increases the chances that people will start accepting preferred pronouns as normal.

so re: @cis people who put their pronouns in their social media bios: thank you

romansleftshoulderpad

^^^^ not only that but pronouns in bios being normalized means you aren’t automatically outed as trans by doing so

mpregwizard-deactivated20260125

also i want to know what to refer to cis people with too? it just saves confusion and awkwardness for all people involved, cis or trans

romansleftshoulderpad

And once again, Cis people putting pronouns in their bio means trans people aren’t outed just for telling people their pronouns

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or just... present how you want to be referred.

romansleftshoulderpad

Literally not everyone posts pictures of themselves online??? Even if pronouns were that simple- which to suggest that they are is wrong- plenty of people avoid posting pictures of themselves here for anonymity. If someone can’t see how you present, them obviously presentation doesn’t matter.

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve got a male presenting blog. It’s full of SPORTS and SWORDS and REPRESSION and SLIGHTLY HOMOEROTIC PHOTOGRAPHY

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hotcommunist-deactivated2019032

ok but unironically: on paw patrol, there's a 'recycling dog' who I think is just a bin man, and it's the only dog described as a 'mongrel'. this dog also apparently does not bathe, which is a running gag. paw patrol denigrates the working class, especially those that fulfil important but undesirable jobs

Oh cool we love classist indoctrination

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Pawpaganda

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theorynoodle

The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’

reminds me of this article i came across a little while ago

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yknow, when you first hear “Paw Patrol is classist police state propaganda”, you think that sounds stupid as fuck

but then this shit happens and we are reminded that we live in a dystopian nightmare

vivaciousarcanist

of course it sounds stupid as fuck, it’s supposed to if you make a product seem innocuous like “little elf man who watches your kids and reports back to santa” it makes it a lot harder for people to be taken seriously when they call you out like “hey, this toy is pro surveillance state propaganda” because the notion that something so innocent could have such a horrid motive behind it sounds absolutely absurd and most people would just take it as a joke and laugh it off