Peter Vittufying

Purveyor of cinematic delights from tamil television

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NOT AGAIN

Thanks a lot India. Due to your overwhelming positive response to this, Airtel has taken it upon itself to foist one more gooey "Friendship is the best,you guys!" ad down our throats. Fortunately, this ad is infinitely more enjoyable if one imagines catastrophic scenarios taking place around that bus of annoyingly quirky yuppies. Without further ado, I present to you the Airtel Friendship Ad: Dinosaur Apocalypse edition.

I wonder what the good people of the telecom industry are going to come up with next. Probably Airtel 3: Breaking Dawn, where vampires and (shirtless) werewolves overcome their differences and become friends due to their shared appreciation for low-cost prepaid connections. I'd watch that.

PS: I tried looking around for a Tamil version of this song, but it's hard to find, which is a pity because it sounds a bit like an amusing tongue twister: "Yedhu unnadho adhu yennadhu!"  repeated 17 times over.

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Technology - 0 Human Intuition - 1

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DEPRESSING THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WAS PROBABLY GIVEN AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO PRODUCE THIS

For those of you who have trouble viewing this, it's a gif of a rather large biped cow educating us about the benefits of drinking milk that is not riddled with salmonella (you've been doing it wrong all along, India!),  with a little help from her entourage of dancing TetraPack Pixies.

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IT HAS TO BE SAID

I realise the ad is quite ancient, but the window of opportunity for putting this mokkai is rapidly closing. By the time August rolls around, we'd probably be asking ourselves "Rihanna who?", let alone remembering all this.

And to answer your question, yes, I  googled "ribbon puke".  

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You have the right to remain sexy

"I'm telling you, It was just like The Hangover! Well, sort of. I woke up the next morning to find a three-legged porcupine exfoliating in my bathtub; so there's that."

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Asin Thottumkal: Human Fruit Shop

BONUS GIFS BECAUSEWHYNOT!

"Is this thing on? All I hear is the sound of several cash registers going off at the same time."

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"Ain't no papaali goop on these cheeks."

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And of course....

Stay classy, my fair ladies!

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TV DOCTORS AND GUILTY PLEASURES

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HARSH REALITIES of small screen life

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The dress code was "global desi",  right?

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Gabby Gopinath

"Oh, you like my coat? Thanks! It's cashmere. There's literally a chunk of the Himalayan foothills, two lost billygoats and the entire cast of Yahaan sewn into the lining."

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Hipster Vadivelu

...Using mouthwash and expressive eyebrows to get the girl long before it was cool.

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Simon says all of you sit DOWN, dammit!

....except for that dashing young fellow in yellow. Keep rocking that colour blocking my friend!

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A FACT OF LIFE

The day you decide to go for a jog is always the day it starts raining vadais.