king of staten island

[lukeheat]

I’m like Waldo. You’ve really got to look for me if you want my attention. I’m not even going to apologize for that one, mate. Yeah — the ball was amazing, wasn’t it? Have to say I was rocking both masks that I ended up wearing for the night. Been good, just touring. And now I’m sicker than a dog. But — gotta push through. How’re you? Been up to much?

[petesdavidscn-archive]

Fuck Waldo and those books. He was too good at hiding and I've always resented him for it. Have to say, you looked pretty hot in that lacy and sparkly mask. It's like it was made for you. I've been good. Glad I made it out of France in one piece after being roomed with two of my exes. Didn't go as badly as I anticipated it, so it could have been a lot worse.

[dvalipaa]

they definitely do call it that to my face. but hey, at least they know my face so not too shabby. i can't be pissed at it, not everyone is going to get it right, you know? besides, bet there are far worse things one could be called. i'm only slightly pissed when people say it's a better name than dua lipa, like excuse me? someone said it's funnier? is that important? i don't know. people can call me what they want as long as they know it's me. trust me, it's quite alright. i won't go haunting you in your dreams for it.

[petesdavidscn-archive]

That's very true. Do they call you Dula Peep more than Dua Lipa now? I don't think it's a better name. Funnier, yes. But better? Debatable. It could definitely be worse. You could have people calling you Skete to your face, which is always fun.

[louistcmmo]

Aw lad, you actually missed the little reunion already. We did a set at Coachella. Not sure more will come off it as you know, some of us are on tour and others probably working on some new material. But if something was to happen, I'll definitely let you know so you can make your younger sister happy. And yourself, of course.

[petesdavidscn-archive]

Fuck. The one year I decide to skip out on Coachella, figures. If there ever is another impromptu reunion, I expect to be the first one to know about it. I'll be there front row with my "I HEART 1D" sign.

[j-jns]

by some kind of miracle, i'm here - still breathing, not a scratch on me. but the thought's definitely crossed my mind that some delayed hit will come when i least expect it to make up for things going as smooth as they could. assuming the same for you or at least hoping.

[petesdavidscn-archive]

I made it out of France alive, so I take that as a win. Really it wasn't as bad or as awkward as I thought it would be. It was pretty much just Kim and I in the room. Which is still a bit awkward, but not as bad as being in a room with two exes at once. Plus her and I are cool, so it definitely could have been worse. Now you have me thinking that there's some delayed hit heading my way too. Like karma is coming back around because we got too lucky this time.

[bilelsh]

magic and a little sprinkle of chaos, maybe? so stoked to hear you’re hooked on it! crafting that album was like mixing a potion—part inspiration, part insanity. i’m just glad it’s casting the right spells out there. got a favorite track yet, or are they all on repeat?

[petesdavidscn-archive]

Sprinkling a bit of chaos into everything is my kind of style. To be fair, I don't think there's an album of yours I haven't been hooked on. You and Finneas know what the fuck you're doing when it comes to making bangers. They're pretty much all on repeat, but Lunch has gotten a bit more playtime than the others.

[dcbrevnina]

did you make it out alive of france? or did someone forget you on the beach? something tells me you barely slept in a real bed most nights, i don't know.. i might be wrong. i myself was close to approx three hospital visits i'd day. but didn't have to go once even so proud of myself for that. did you have a good time? / @petesdavidscn

[petesdavidscn-archive]

I'm happy to report that I did make it out of France alive and in one piece. I definitely spent as little time in my room as I could. Crashed in some friend's beds or on their pullout couch. Really, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It ended up being pretty cool. You're going to have to elaborate on the close call hospital visits here, Neens. Do we have to make sure to wrap you up in some bubble wrap during the next trip, whenever that may be?

[petesdavidscn-archive]

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were hiding from me in France. I think I saw you like one time at the masquerade ball. How've you been, man? @lukeglamour

[petesdavidscn-archive]

Did you manage to survive your awkward roommate situation and make it back home in one piece? @jajns

[petesdavidscn-archive]

I'm gonna need to know the inside scoop about the One Direction reunion, if or when it happens. I need to be the first one in line to snag the tickets for me and my younger sister. @louistcmmo

[petesdavidscn-archive]

I don't know what the fuck you put in that new album of yours to make it so addicting, but I haven't listened to anything else since it dropped. @bilelsh

[petesdavidscn-archive]

I need to know if you feel any resentment toward Wendy Williams for starting the nickname Dula Peep. Do people come up to you in public and call you that to your face? Because I feel like I've unironically started saying it and I'm afraid I can't stop now. @dvalipaa

[petesdavidscn-archive]

Even though you've done a shit ton of roles since The Hunger Games, do people still call you Katniss on the reg? @lawrencefms

[petesdavidscn-archive]

You may be the only other person just as glad to be back home and out of that awkward roommate situation like I am. Did you enjoy France despite all of the bullshit? @travisklces

[dzaszn-deactivated20250421]

So someone tell me what I need to do since I'm here in France now. I really need something sweet though, so if we could hit that first and then work our way around that would be greatly appreciated! Oh hi, I'm Lauren Jauregui. @glamourstarters

[petesdavidscn-archive]

I've been told I can be pretty sweet, if that counts. If you need something sweeter, then I'll take you for ice cream or something. Hi Lauren Jauregui, I'm Pete Davidson.

[glamsamberg]

You want a jam packed schedule? that's sounds crazy to me, all i want is to take a nap by the pool, geez that just made me feel so old, thanks for that Pete, sure i'll stay past my bedtime for you, what could possibly go wrong with that right?

[petesdavidscn-archive]

Jam packed doesn't necessarily mean doing a bunch of crazy shit back to back. A jam packed day can be pool in the morning, lunch in the afternoon at some fancy ass French restaurant, followed by a nap back in the room before getting ready for dinner and then going out to party for the evening. You're welcome, old man. Even though I just hit my thirties and I'm embarrassed by how much more often I need to use Tums on the daily now.

[lifeofatorturepoet]

I been in much more awkward situations, you are like child's play next to some things i have to deal on the daily Pete, oh you didn't heard about that? yeah i'm doing a little exploring on the other team, i was talking with a woman i met at the Sparks game and we were talking about going on a date but things kinda fail apart.

[petesdavidscn-archive]

You're right, cause you have an ex husband to deal with especially. I must have been living under a rock or something, because that news never made its way to me. I'm happy for you that you're exploring your sexuality and embracing it, really. That fucking sucks that things fell apart. Did she ghost or something?

[masegooding-deactivated20260222]

and that's probably why i figure you must've seriously ticked someone off in a past life, man. but damn... i totally feel your pain. i'm stuck in a room with two exes myself, and i'm just about ready to ask the hotel manager if i can crash in the lobby.

[petesdavidscn-archive]

I have yet to see Ariana around, so at least that's one less ex that's around to haunt me. Even though I have been crashing in a friend's room for a couple nights. I say you just make a blanket fort in the lobby and just get cozy. The worst they'll do is tell you to move. But there's also a small chance they may just not give a fuck and let you get away with it.