Hatin' on Cute Animals

Pet Haters

[pethaters]

i hope you get beat up on the bus you quart-sized vomit mop.

[pethaters]

don't you ever try to steal my soda again, jackass. now get out of here; you smell like satan's musty basement

[pethaters]

and don't come back until you learn how to be polite. and when you've found a job

[pethaters]

i swear if you crap on the table at the vet again you're gonna sleep outside for a whole week

[pethaters]

they're called "antlers" you puffy sack of barf, good god are you really that stupid?

[pethaters]

get your stupid lazy asses outside and shovel the driveway

[pethaters]

you all get detention because you didn't study and you're all miserable failures

[pethaters]

it's not my fault you have no friends, why don't you try not crying every once in a while?

[pethaters]

i didn't know bear shits could get perms

[pethaters]

you fat slob, your face looks like burnt kimchee.

[pethaters]

god what the hell is wrong with your face? were you making out with an auto mechanic's butt?

[pethaters]

why don't you find someone who actually gives a crap about your problems

[pethaters]

i swear if you knock over my snowman, dog, so help me, i will throw your smelly ass in a snowbank and leave you there overnight

[puppies-galore]

[pethaters]

no, you can't sleep in our bed. you can sleep by the garbage can where you belong

[bungalowclassic]

[pethaters]

we're returning you to the jerk store where you came from

[wanderinglostsoul]

[pethaters]

no one gives a crap about your cute face act, it's not gonna get you any more yard time, you felon.

[yaypuppiesyay-blog-blog]

[pethaters]

yeah well maybe you wouldn’t have gotten your arm broken if you weren’t so ugly