Lifties Livin' Large

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it's already enough that we have to wake up at 7am but if you wake me up at 6:45, i will lose my shit

emma

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stoner problems

• not hearing the tv over your chewing • getting sidetracked when you’re making lists • food being so far • getting sad about politics • spending more time choosing a show than watching a show • not enough weed • one bite of food unleashes the beast • dropping little weed particles on the ground • not remembering all the funny shit you say • going to bed at 4pm

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We had no idea.

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i’m so sick of not having fun 24/7!!!

emma (via petitbiscuitz)

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i should tell him why go to the mountain when you can come here and ride me instead 😂

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yeah, i just really want to get railed right now.... some guy a mile away probably just heard that and wondered who said that

emma

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i wish ogres were real

emma, watching shrek the musical

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wait, texas is below new me-

emma

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yeah, i just really wanted a bong hit and then i realized, shit, now i can't do homework

tessa

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Shove something in there, like your finger... Next minute, Kaylee's finger is in the portapotty hole. 😂

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You know how you said I'd forget what you said? Well, I forgot.

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STOKE LEVEL UNREAL FAM

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