JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY BROTHER FIGURED ONION OUT!!!!!!
You know how everyone thought Onion was a gem because he has no ears?
THAT’S HALF THE REASON FOR THE CRUD HE DOES!!!!
Onion was born without ears.
So he can’t speak properly.
He can’t hear when people tell him to stop.
He has to be looking someone in the face to figure out what they’re saying.
MAYBE IT’S GENETIC LOOK AT HIS DAD!
Sometimes when my brother gets an idea, I have to stare at him and tell him it’s been thought of so many times he’s practically the only one who hasn’t heard it yet, other times, I have to stare at him gaping because what he just said was fucking brilliant. There’s no in between.