call me kowwie

Archive buy me stuff

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sgtjaegerbombastic]

One of these times it HAS to happen.

[hijerking]

me: i hate children child: *does anything besides screaming* me: AWWW

[goblin-sovereign]

[yoda-official]

[michellepsychologist]

My heart ♥️ ♥️ ♥️!!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

this stuff happens far more often and with far greater regularity than the shit you hear continually reported in the news and by the media.

“It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.”

[archiemcphee]

[ramsescachorro]

Who Is She?

[bloomflowersbloom]

I cant wait to be the healthiest version of myself

[byjove]

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

[byjove]

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

[techskylander]

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

[byjove]

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

[kintatsujo]

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

[iconuk01]

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

[angrybeardedbastard]

This movie is the only way Frankenstein should be portrayed

[uglyodd]

my brain in times of crisis:

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

[catchymemes]

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

Please unmute this

[waywardexpressions]

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

[ed-longshanks]

[momir]

Yeah how the fuck did we lose colour photograph after 1000 years?

[i-am-grell]

Cell Block Tango: *Plays*

My thoughts for the next 7 minutes:

[pukicho]

I'm sure you are, blizzard devs. I'm sure you are.

[pukicho]

Your waning relevancy and lousy gambling tactics shall not be in my mario punchy game, this I swear.

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

Audio ON!

[lesbeamofsunshine]

can’t stop watching

[theanti90smovement]

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

[cauldroncreations]

friends: how was work

me: