me, walking into 2018: i'm one with the force and the force is with me i am one with the force and the force is with me i am one with the force and the force is with me i am
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me, walking into 2018: i'm one with the force and the force is with me i am one with the force and the force is with me i am one with the force and the force is with me i am
dungeons and dragons
expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc
reality: It’s Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms
The Gang Fucks Up The DM’s Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue
me: psSSHH… introvert/extrovert is just another usless binary created to fit people into neat boxes and discourage flexibility.
also me: LEAVE? my ROOM?????????
Talking with writers online
Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.
In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek
#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)
I have never related to a statement more than “do you know how much braining it takes to make words go?”
Have a large enough group of bards run through the game with Vicious Mockery only
I’ve literally run for a party of four bards. It’s hectic because with that much bardic inspiration going around they never fail any skill check, and god help you if they ever make a group persuasion check. I think they once cumulatively rolled over 200 once.
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I love... everything about this idea.
person: hey mischief how do you keep your fandom experience positive
me, barricaded behind a layer of mutuals who post stuff i like, buried under a horde of blacklisted tags and blocked blogs, looking at my laptop through a solar eclipse viewer and wearing giant fluffy earmuffs, one of which i gingerly lift away from my head: what?
the best thing you will see all year
Morrowind Theme on Mountain Dulcimer
Have you had your morning sobbing session?
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calendar: it’s december!!
me: IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE S T A R W A R S
Me: what do you mean im too clingy
Also me:
^ It me
I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea
this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes
Okay what the hell? Everything but one line of what I typed vanished. *sigh* Trying this again.
Crap pictures are crap. This is the top of the back of my Yuuri FS cosplay that if all goes well I’ll be debuting at Otakon next month.
What you see here is 800+ sequins and beads painstakingly sewn on by hand. Someone please tell me why I decided to do this to myself. @.@
And this is just the back. I still have the shoulders, upper front, and collar to do (and then of course there will be the rhinestones, I seriously must hate myself).
Looking at this i need to go back and fill in sole spots on the lower left, but that will br for tomorrow. For now I go thud.
I’m going to be seeing sequins in my sleep by time I’m done with this thing.
Your dedication is incredible and terrifying.
when u can’t decide between tanking and healing
Paladins.
vicious mockery is my favorite spell in dungeons and dragons because like
A) it does decent damage
B) it’s a cantrip
so canonically, a talented musician can murder commonfolk by hurling a single insult at them (average damage at 17+ level is 10, max 16.). imagine a chaotic evil bard who becomes a serial killer and the local guards are afraid to pursue him because you might go up and say “you’re under arrest” but then he just retorts ‘your mom is under arrest” and you fucking die on the spot
that same musician, if he can manage to successfully insult the world’s most fearsome ancient dragon 55 times without dying first… it dies. a process which would still take only about 11 minutes (assuming the bard has a spell DC of 19, meaning the dragon would fail about 50% of the saves.)
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