[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[winedark-maverick]

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

[bookravager]

I think I was put on this earth to read good books but unfortunately I have to be "employed" to "live"

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[littlesugarplumfairy]

I do love me a hydrangea 🪻

[petrykora]

Meadow in the morning ☘️

Today I had to be at work at 6 am. When I arrived at my bus stop, this beautiful sunrise landing on the meadow delighted my eyes. Sometimes I really want to live a little longer.

[mountainofconflict]

[kitmarlowe]

I think if you’re resigning as an mp you shouldn’t be able to stand in the by-election that’s only happening because you’ve resigned

[petitepancakes]

a wekk off next week! Looking forward to reading a stack of books, being in the countryside, walking on grassy fields and hills, maybe even paddling in the sea, having picnics, clearing things out at home, eating pancakes, pasta salad, fruit, ice-cream, sitting in the garden while people are at work and school, not needing to use my laptop or phone, maybe going to the cinema, possibly a couple National Trust trips! ahhhh can't wait

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Eleven screencaps from Taskmaster. Armando Iannucci says, "And I've always hated it... Always hated it when, like, at weddings, when somebody goes, 'Come on and do a dance! Come on!' And I go, 'No, I hate da...' 'No, come on!' And I resolved when I hit 60, which I did last year, that if that happens again, I will just tell them not to touch me, and I will phone the police. Any wedding I'm at and I'm asked to dance, I'm just going to say, to the bride's mother, 'Fuck off.'" End ID.]

[grapefruiters]

things could be worse. you could have school tomorrow.

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices