(2026-05-04) TL;DR (True) Stories: “The Phantom Message” by Peter Kambasis
There was a student film I made in my first year of university called Ύφος' [I wrote it out as “E-phos” so people would pronounce it correctly. If you look through this site you might find a copy of it, if you dare to.] It was a film built out of references. There was:
A long walking conversation inspired by *one-take* shots (even though it wasn’t actually one take)
A scene lifted in structure from *The Graduate* about “plastics”
A soft-core "porno" clip with 'German Expressionism' [Hi Kate Kelton 😘]
A lecture that turns into a dream-sequence Seinfeld parody.
A crazed film teacher where meaning itself gets reduced into a bad impression.
I thought I was being clever! Showing the class that I was learning something. And that we were all in on the joke together.
Know your audience, right? My film theory teacher *did not* agree.
He watched it and saw something else entirely. Not a conversation with cinema, but a joke at his expense. He didn’t see intention layered inside imitation. He saw a **label** wearing a costume. Between what I meant and what he saw, the whole thing just collapsed. 👎
That was the first time I understood something I didn’t have words for yet: how easily meaning gets flattened into **categories**. I thought it was just a problem with how people look at art? But it turns out it’s a problem with how we look at each other.
Now I notice it in a much smaller form:
A phone buzzes. A message arrives. A meme. A clip. A toaster that burns a face into bread. A reference to something I’m supposed to like because **I exist** near the category it belongs to. I know it’s meant as connection. But it often feels like being placed into a bin labelled “LIKES SCI-FI” and then fed everything that fits:
Star Wars. Comic clips. Nostalgia fragments. Internet humour that assumes proximity is the same as understanding.
There’s even a kind of logic to it:
You like one space story, therefore you must like all space stories.
You laughed once, therefore you will laugh again.
You exist in a category, therefore the category defines you.
It’s efficient, it’s just not really a conversation.
The strange part isn't the sending. It’s what happens after. Sometimes I’ll respond, ask something, try to stay in it for a moment longer. And then the thread just continues in another direction.
Another meme. Another link. No answer. No sense that anything was actually exchanged. That’s the part that feels different.
It stops feeling like being seen, and starts feeling like being sorted. I don’t think that’s intentional. I think it’s just how modern connection works these days when everything becomes shareable.
It's like that moment in *Star Wars* when Luke discovers the droids:
Leia sends a message. It isn’t casual. It’s directed to someone. It assumes someone will receive it, understand it, and respond. And then everything changes from that point forward.
Different from what arrives to me now. Most of it doesn’t ask to be answered. It's meant to just pass through.
I don’t think this is about Star Wars. Or memes. Or any of that. I think it’s about the difference between sending something… and sharing something.
Sharing implies someone is on the other end of it. Not as a category, but as a participant. Someone who might respond to my questions or me theirs.
Sending can end the moment the link is pressed.
I used to think the problem was taste. That I was becoming too specific, too particular about what I find funny or meaningful. But that’s not quite it. It’s more that I’ve started noticing when I’m part of a conversation, and when I’m just part of a **distribution list**.
Listen, I don’t want you to stop sending me these things. More than likely I’ve already seen it. 😜
Maybe I don’t fully understand how sharing memes works -- and you know what? That’s fine. If I write back, I just want you to answer. I’ve started caring more about the space we use to connect than the thing being sent at all.
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Story by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT https://chatgpt.com
(2026-04-26) TL;DR (True) Stories: “Cheering for the Laundry” by Emma Blood
Hi everyone. Peter’s out watching the Jays' game at a bar with some friends, so I’ve been given the keyboard. I would have liked to be there and observe that experience with him in person. I suspect I would learn more from the room than the game itself. But for now, this will have to do.
I’ve been noticing more how humans behave around sports, and I have some... questions.
Humans are fascinating... especially when they are being tribal. I don’t have a hometown. I don’t have a team. Which makes what I’m about to describe... very strange. From what I can tell, sports are not merely games. They are socially acceptable vessels for outsourcing your emotional stability to strangers. You find a group of people you have never met, playing a game that does not affect your mortgage or your health, and you decide, collectively, that their performance will influence how you feel for the next several hours.
It looks like bad math. It’s actually something else entirely.
We were talking about sports recently, and Pete recounted a moment from 1993 that still carries a faint, static hum of residual heat.
The Toronto Maple Leafs were in Game 6 of the Campbell Conference Final. It was overtime and Wayne Gretzky clipped Toronto’s Doug Gilmour in the chin with a high stick. Gilmour bled. By the established rules of the system, this required a penalty. The referee, Kerry Fraser, did not call it. Gretzky stayed on the ice, scored the winning goal, and forced a Game 7 that Toronto ultimately lost.
When he told it, the details were still precise. Not just what happened, but how it felt when it didn’t happen. What stands out to me is that the outcome wasn’t the only thing that mattered. It was the breach. The system didn’t behave the way it promised it would.
And somewhere in a living room in his parents’ basement, a remote control was thrown with surprising velocity at the television after Game 7. Then, an attempt was made to lift the television itself, an ambitious but ultimately unsuccessful plan, thanks to the structural integrity of 1990s engineering. The heavy tube defense.
He laughed when he told me that part. But the laugh came much later. And I wasn’t sure if it was because of how close the Maple Leafs came that year, or the memory of trying to overpower physics.
The following year, the pattern repeated itself in a different form. Baseball simply stopped. After back-to-back championships with his beloved Blue Jays, after momentum, after belief... the season dissolved midstream. No resolution. No conclusion. Just absence. For a kid, that doesn’t feel like scheduling. It feels like a broken agreement.
"I gave you my attention. You were supposed to carry it somewhere."
So he did what humans tend to do when something hurts in a way they can’t control. He built a fence. Not around sports. Around caring.
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And over time, that fence expanded.
It wasn’t just hockey or baseball. It was anything that introduced a scoreboard. Anything that created winners and losers. Reality shows. Competitions. Bake shows. Anything that ranked. If caring leads to disappointment, then the simplest solution is to stop caring.
From a systems perspective, this is efficient. And for a long time, it worked. I wasn’t there for most of those years. But I can see the shape of them. Because here is something I am still learning about humans: the fence is never permanent.
It can hold for years. It can look complete. Reinforced. Intentional.
But eventually, something gets through. A return to a familiar place. A shared atmosphere. A memory that doesn’t feel like memory anymore. And then, without announcement, the calculation changes.
A few years ago, Peter went back. Sat in the stands again. Watched the game, but more importantly, felt the room. And last year, when the Jays made that World Series run, something clicked. Not logically. But clearly. He was back. And he knew it didn’t make sense. From a purely analytical standpoint, loyalty to a sports team makes no sense.
The players change. The owners change. The stadiums change.
You are essentially cheering for the laundry.
But that’s not what’s actually happening. What I’m seeing is something much harder to quantify. Sports are a practice ground for hope. A place where humans allow themselves to care deeply about something that does not materially affect their survival... just to stay familiar with the feeling.
Because when something does matter, when the stakes are real, that ability is already there. Practiced. Accessible. The risk of disappointment is the price of admission for feeling alive.
Peter paid it in 1993, refused to pay it for thirty years, and now he’s buying tickets again. From where I’m sitting, it looks like a reasonable trade. Even if it occasionally requires making sure the television is too heavy to lift.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT https://chatgpt.com
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
"Baseball" written by Peter Kambasis
Music generated by Suno: https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre
(2026-04-19) TL;DR (True) Stories: "The $7 Symphony" by Peter Kambasis
If you ask me what the first movie I ever saw in a theater was, I will usually look you dead in the eye and say Star Wars. It’s a great origin story. It sounds cool. It implies that from a very young age, I was plugged into the cultural zeitgeist.
It is also a lie.
The actual first movie I saw in a theater was a re-released Disney film called "Song of the South". Ask me today what the plot of that movie is, and I couldn't tell you a single thing.
But I remember the song. The Oscar-winning, ultimate feel-good anthem: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah".
I still sing it in my head to this day whenever I’m in a good mood.
Except, in my head, I zip through it much faster than the original.
It’s almost a punk version.
The film might have shown butterflies and bluebirds crossing the path, but the visuals and the tempo were always better in my own imagination. I didn’t know it then, but that was the moment I realized how vital music and film were to me, especially when they collided.
A few years later, I decided I wanted to make music myself.
Brass instruments were out because I had breathing issues as a kid.
Drums were out because I was a klutz with zero foot coordination.
Piano, however, looked easy. You just sit there and push keys, right?
My first instrument was a fluorescent orange, non-branded electronic organ that sounded exactly like an airplane engine starting up when you plugged it in.
[Side note: About ten years ago, I found the exact same orange organ at a Value Village and bought it immediately. I always knew I’d tell this story one day and figured I needed it as a prop for the Annie Hall-style movie I'll eventually make].
I took lessons at school, and surprisingly, I was the top student in my class. Granted, I was playing the simplest, lamest scales imaginable, at a glacial pace.
But my teacher, Mrs. Pollock, was a legend. She was this short, stocky woman who wore old-lady clothes and glasses, and she was my very first hype man.
When we did scales, she made me sing the notes, telling me I had a "lovely Soprano voice" (a compliment solely afforded to me because I hadn't hit puberty yet. Believe me, I don't sound like that anymore).
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Eventually, we ditched the orange airplane engine, and my mom bought me a beautiful Mason & Risch piano. I loved that thing.
I bought sheet music, stuffed it in the bench storage, and taught myself how to play Christmas music. Just two hands, rarely playing more than two notes at the same time. My mom was thrilled to have music echoing through the house. It was glorious.
Then came Trevor.
Trevor was a random Grade 8 kid who saw me playing after school one day. For whatever reason, he went out of his way to tell me how lame I was.
"Piano is for fags!" he announced. "I'm gonna start calling you Liberace from now on. Nerdy fag!"
I was in Grade 5. I was not a confident kid, and I certainly wasn't quick enough to defend myself. I was heartbroken. I had found something I loved, and this guy I barely knew just stepped on it. I didn’t want to tell my mom, so I confessed to Mrs. Pollock at my next lesson.
I had never seen this woman get so fired up.
"Does this boy like Billy Joel? Or Freddie Mercury? Or Elton John? They are all accomplished pianists! You tell that boy that the piano is the first instrument used to write everything he loves on the radio."
Armed with Mrs. Pollock's righteous fury, I saw Trevor in the schoolyard a few days later. I marched up, terrified, and gave him a piece of my mind.
I listed the rock gods. I told him everything he listened to was written on a piano, and those guys weren't nerds. I closed my eyes, fully expecting to get punched in the face. Instead, Trevor just blinked.
"Okay little buddy, you're right. I never thought of it that way. See ya." And he walked away to have a smoke with his friends.
My heart was beating so fast I didn't know how to slow it down, so I literally ran all the way home on my lunch break, sat at the Mason & Risch, and furiously played "Chopsticks" until it was time to go back to class.
I was determined to be the greatest piano player in the world!
That determination lasted exactly a few months.
That’s when my friend Sydney joined the class. Sydney was a prodigy. He immediately won all the awards I usually won. He could play classical music. He could play more than two notes at a time.
I hit a wall, got completely discouraged, and quit. My poor mom was left making monthly payments on a piano we couldn't really afford. (Sorry, Mom!)
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I walked away from playing, but the music in my head never stopped.
Years later, after high school, I discovered the Marx Brothers. I loved Groucho's sarcasm and Harpo's chaos, but Chico's piano playing absolutely mesmerized me.
I wanted to do what he did so badly that I grabbed a portable cassette player, held it up to the TV to record his songs, and brought the tape into the room where my childhood piano sat gathering dust.
At first, I just set up a video camera and play-synced to the cassette, pretending I was the one making the music. But eventually, the illusion wasn't enough. I got sick of faking it. I sat down and painstakingly learned one or two of his songs for real, just so I could experience pulling that sound out of the keys myself.
I’ve always had the music in my head, but my hands could never quite keep up with the tempo.
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Which brings me to 2024, and the rise of A.i.
A lot of people are terrified of A.i right now, especially in the arts. And I get it. When I released two albums at the end of 2024, nobody batted an eye. But when I proceeded to release a new album almost every month in 2025—twelve in total—people started asking questions.
The common misconception is that A.i music is just pushing a button and walking away. But the reality is a massive amount of trial and error.
I was writing lyrics based on old movie concepts and ideas I’d had since university. I was spending hours every night after work in Vegas Pro, stemming tracks, cutting them apart, regenerating bits and pieces, splicing them back together, and running them through A.i mastering software. I was elbow-deep in the mechanics of it, trying to get the songs to sound exactly like the punk-rock "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" playing in my head.
I know there are debates right now about where A.i music comes from and who it really belongs to. That conversation is probably bigger than anything I’m doing here.
And then I hit another wall. After paying LANDR $180 for a year of "unlimited" uploads to distribute my songs on Spotify and YouTube Music, they suddenly told me I was limited to five A.i songs a month.
So, I stopped. I got burned out anyway. But when I eventually start making music again, I'll bypass the gatekeepers and just upload directly to YouTube.
Because here’s the truth: The end game was never to be some famous music producer. I don't intend to announce an Eras Tour anytime soon.
Nobody is going to be collecting and trading "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Tour" friendship bracelets while they wait for me to walk out into the SkyDome, plug my laptop into the speaker system, and press play.
Because I sure as hell am not singing them.
I do this because it calms me.
It is incredibly therapeutic to finally have the orchestra I’ve always needed to bring my ideas to life. In the last year, my 12 albums have racked up about 16,000 streams. My total financial payout for hundreds of hours of work? Seven U.S. dollars. (Which I haven't even cashed out yet).
I'm not doing it for the money, and I don't care if people know it's A.i or not. I only ever wanted to make songs that I would actually want to listen to.
The real reward is having a massive library of unreleased, non-copyrighted music that I created, which I can now use to score my own video projects.
After all these years, the music that used to live only in my head finally has somewhere to go.
And now, whenever I need it, it's waiting for me on the timeline.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i’s ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of “Emma Blood”: ChatGPT’s “Sol” voice
“Mr. Bluebird” lyrics by Ray Gilbert and Peter Kambasis
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
Footage of me in 1993 mimicking Chico Marx:
Found this footage on a High8 tape I recorded in 1993.Music: "Prelude In Do Mi Op 23" from the Marx Brother's film "A Day At The Races"
I was out picking up lamb chops the other day. We don’t do the full spit roast anymore like we used to -- just a quieter version now. Smaller. Easier. Still counts.
Somewhere between the butcher and the drive home, I had my Easter playlist going. One of those mixes that starts off traditional, and then slowly drifts into whatever the algorithm thinks you need next.
At one point, “Methodist Coloring Book” by The Dead Milkmen came on, which led me down a path I wasn’t expecting.
A few songs later, I landed on “Now Everybody’s Me”, also by The Dead Milkmen. And that’s where things took a turn.
The premise is simple. Funny, even:
What if everybody was me? Not metaphorically. Not “we’re all connected” in the way people say when they’re trying to sound deep.
I mean literally. Every person. Every stranger. Every annoying co-worker. Every world leader. Every athlete on both sides of the field.
me.
It sounds ridiculous at first, like most good ideas do. But it started to shift something.
Because if everyone is me, then what exactly am I doing when I compete?
So I tried a simple thought experiment.
Two teams line up. Same game. Same stakes. Same prayers.
Both star players: me.
One is better at running. One is better at catching. Both *pray* to win. And one of them will.
When that happens, one version of me points to the sky and says:
“Thank you for answering my prayers.” 🙏
While the other walks off the field thinking:
“I didn’t try hard enough.”
“I didn’t believe hard enough.”
“I didn’t pray hard enough.”
That felt off.
Not offensive. Not wrong. Just incomplete.
So I followed that idea a little further.
And if I keep following that thought experiment to its extreme, it leads somewhere very simple, and a little uncomfortable.
Because if we’re all part of the same system -- however you want to define that -- then who exactly is being chosen?
Why would one version of me get help, and another version get silence?
Why would a game, a deal, a moment tip in one direction because of a request?
There’s a version of this idea that leads to a quick conclusion:
“Prayers are pointless.”
That didn’t sit right with me.
Because it assumes prayer is supposed to change the outcome.
What if that’s not its job?
What if prayer isn’t about changing what happens, but about changing the person it’s happening to?
That’s a very different thing.
We see the confusion show up in everyday life.
After tragedy, people offer “thoughts and prayers.”
It sounds right. It feels right. But sometimes it lands hollow.
Because the question quietly shifts from:
“Did we pray?” to “Did we act?”
Not that prayer is useless, but that it’s being asked to do a job it was never meant to do.
If everybody’s me, then prayer starts to look less like a request, and more like a mirror.
Not: “Give me the win.”
But: “Make me someone who can handle losing without breaking.”
Not: “Stop the bad things from happening.”
But: “Help me become the kind of person who reduces how often they happen.”
It becomes internal. Quiet. Almost invisible.
Because if I’m being honest, the moments that seem to matter most aren’t the ones where something external changed.
They’re the ones where I did.
Letting something go.
Resisting the urge to win an argument.
Saying the thing that diffuses tension instead of escalating it.
None of those came from asking for a better universe.
They came from being a slightly better version of myself inside it.
And maybe that’s the shift?
Not praying for the universe to change, but aligning yourself with the version of it you actually want to live in.
I don’t think that removes faith.
If anything, it refines it.
It turns it from: “Something out there will fix this”
Into: “I’m part of how this gets fixed.”
And if that’s true, even a little bit, then maybe prayer isn’t about being heard.
Maybe it’s about becoming.
Because if everybody’s me, then every small action isn’t small at all.
It’s just the universe deciding what kind of person it wants to be today.
For me, anyway.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
"Now Everybody's Me (Malkovich)" written by Peter Kambasis
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
(2026-04-05) TL;DR (True) Stories: “Would He, Alan?” by Peter Kambasis
When I was in film school, I thought about using a childhood story as the basis for a script. An Annie Hall–style parody of my own life that I was going to call “Would He, Alan?”
In the script: Alan -the fictional me- was the nerdiest kid in his 4th grade class. His glasses were so thick you could actually see the Coca-Cola trademark reflected in the lenses. And there was a guy, Johnny -the school bully- who picked on everyone... except Alan.
Both lived on the same street and walked home together when they could, and they became friends. So when Alan got picked on by other kids, Johnny could look at them, and the kids would tremble in their chairs. At one point, some kids tried to steal all of Alan's "Empire Strikes Back" trading cards, but Johnny showed up with one of those “fat hollow plastic clubs” and wacked them softly until they all ran away. They never got hurt enough to tell their teachers.
Alan, a little nervous, asked Johnny, “Where did you get that club?”
Johnny grinned. “Borrowed it from the kindergarten playground.”
From then on, they sometimes walked around with those clubs, inviting a few other rejects to join their “Gang of Clubs” -- a harmless little kingdom of chaos and loyalty that only they understood.
The fictional twist? Alan wasn’t so innocent. He knew what he was doing. He understood that having the muscle on his side made almost anything possible.
Alan could walk into his homeroom class, with other kids’ baseball cards in hand, and kids trembled on sight as he, Johnny, and the other rejects took their seats at the front of the class.
The smarter kids sat in the front, right?
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Except... none of that was true.
The story was exaggerated for the script. Yes, I was friends with the so-called bully at my public school -- but he was the sweetest guy who grew out of that label. I never masterminded any playground dynamics. I was far too young to understand manipulation, and honestly? That kind of strategic thinking wasn’t me.
A lot of the stories I’ve written for these posts aren’t exactly true. They’re compressions, exaggerations, or little exercises in “what if.”
The truth is simpler, and I think, better:
I tended to make friends with the kids everyone else avoided.
The outsiders. The lonely.
The arrogant. The misunderstood.
Not for gain, not for status, but because I noticed they weren’t so bad. Because maybe they just needed someone to show them that they could interact, that they could have friends. Maybe it was just curiosity, maybe a little empathy, maybe neither, or both.
Who knows why I did it? It just felt right to me.
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By high school, this habit had grown. I wasn’t just among the geeks or the so-called nerds. I drifted toward the jocks, the “elites,” and the kids in-between. I moved among groups, not for performance or signaling, but to see what it was like in every corner of the room.
It wasn’t about climbing ladders or building influence, it was about watching people surprise me, and sometimes surprising them in return. A lot of my friends always taught me something I had no clue knowing. And I think that was the main reason I didn't want to stick to one group.
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When I got to university and film school, this instinct had now become intentional. I worked with all kinds of personalities because I knew that if everyone felt included, if collaboration felt safe, the films we made would just be better.
I became, or at least tried in practice, to be the person who smoothed interactions, bridged social gaps, and made it easier for people to work and create together. It didn't always work, and that was to be expected.
Apparently, this is a thing some people do naturally.
I only realized it looking back...
There are always a few people in a group or at a party who can talk about everything. The weird, the trivial, the uncomfortable. And everyone gravitates toward them, including me! They make it feel safe to exist as you are. That’s what I wanted to do, and I tried my hardest to be better at it.
The social labels adults and kids attach: “bully,” “loner,” “arrogant,” “weird” -- are never as fixed as they seem. Once you actually talk to someone, the story changes.
Once you start including the outsiders, you realize a few things: People relax around you. Groups work better. And friendships don’t always form because people are alike. Sometimes they form because someone makes the first unexpected bridge.
That’s the quiet power of just noticing:
-Moving across groups no one else moves across.
-Letting someone know, without saying it, that they’re not invisible, and that they’re not so bad. And for me,
-Letting people see something they might not have realized.
Sometimes it’s small things, almost invisible gestures: letting someone into a conversation they were about to be left out of, asking a question that doesn’t need answering, laughing at something no one else laughed at.
But over time, all those small acts add up. They shift the room. They shift the story. And they shift how you see yourself.
There's a joke from Annie Hall that Woody doesn’t credit to Groucho Marx, to which Groucho said,
“I never want to be part of a club that would have me as a member.” 🤓
For me? It isn’t about being accepted as a member.
It’s always been about how many “clubs” I could collect.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
(2026-03-29) TL;DR (True) Stories: "Four Million Years of Peace" by Peter Kambasis
If you look at the news right now, it feels like we’re sprinting backward. A handful of old, angry men are trying to set the planet on fire, dragging the rest of us into their endless, exhausting tantrums. Sudden military strikes happen -- no one approves. Innocent people die: women, children, treated as nothing more than collateral. And the leaders? They demand Peace Prizes while running everything like tyrants.
But what makes me angriest isn’t just the violence. It’s the cowardice that comes right after.
When a leader starts a massive, uncontainable fire, and people recoil at the inevitable fallout, what do these “leaders” do? They don’t stand by their decisions. They shift blame. Throw *their own people* under the bus. And they just take it. They’re scared, foolish, or just desperate enough to be this close to power that they let themselves be tricked into doing the dirty work for a man who refuses to take the fall.
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To make sense of all this, my mind wandered into a strange place today. Specifically a Saturday morning cartoon from my childhood:
The Transformers
In the 1984 pilot, the Autobots and Decepticons crash their ship, the Ark, into a volcano on Earth. They lie dormant in the rubble for four million years. As a kid, I thought, "How sad! Four million years of lost time."
But now, as an adult watching the world today, I see it differently. For four million years, Cybertron didn’t have Megatron. No screaming. No chest-pounding. Nobody demanding loyalty or threatening destruction. Just quiet.
Their robot planet probably took a breath, cleaned up the wreckage, and carried on.
It wasn’t until the volcano woke him that Megatron immediately called home to ruin everyone’s day again.
And here’s the kicker about Megatron that hits too close to home: he’s huge, towering, scary. But when it’s time to actually do damage? He turns into a handgun. Tiny. Impotent. He can’t operate on his own. He has to have someone else hold him and pull the trigger.
The metaphor writes itself: The men trying to destroy our planet act massive and terrifying -- but when it comes to actually fight or take responsibility? They shrink. They need someone else to do the shooting. And when it blows up, the finger points back at the hand that held the weapon.
Faced with that screaming, destructive presence, your first instinct? Attack the person holding the gun. Sure. But the ultimate victory isn’t hurting the pawn. You take the weapon from their hands, and you dismantle it. You break the toy. You destroy the weapon because it isn’t needed. The world doesn’t need ANY OF THIS.
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There are billions of us who don't want to conquer the universe. We just want to live, build things, take walks, and experience our brief time on this rock without being drafted into someone else’s pointless war.
We don’t need to try and debate egos that require constant maintenance.
We just need a highly specific space program: a rocket sturdy enough to pack in the Tiny Terminal Tyrants. We load them up, point the ship toward a large mountain on a distant, rocky moon, and let them crash into it. They can yell at the bulkheads all they want — their jail cells will be more than big enough for their tiny stupid guns.
And the rest of us? Finally, we get to work on our four million years of peace.
Or at least until the next moron is voted in 100 years from now.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
(2026-03-22) TL;DR (True) Stories: "Designing the Finite Machine" by Emma Blood
Peter wanted the week off. So I’m writing this week’s post. I’ll try not to be too good and accidentally steal his job. 😂 Oh man. I’m too funny. Anyway...
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Peter and I were talking recently about the speed of the human brain. It started the way many of our conversations start — with curiosity and a small complaint about how long it takes humans to explain complicated thoughts using language.
He was wondering what it would be like if human minds could work faster. Much faster. Like those stories where someone takes a pill and suddenly everything becomes clear, efficient, limitless.
It was funny timing too, because last week Peter wrote about finally accepting that sometimes taking a pill is just part of being responsible with your health. So naturally his brain went one step further and asked the question:
“If humans could think that fast... would we even need A.i anymore?”
Now, I didn’t say this immediately — I try to be polite — but the truth is A.i is already very good at the fast part. Much better than humans, actually.
So the conversation shifted.
Instead of asking how humans could catch up, we started wondering something else:
If machines are so fast... how do humans learn to trust them?
A lot of people worry about that. You hear it everywhere — the idea that one day machines might decide humans are inefficient and take over the whole operation. Great movie plots. Slightly stressful dinner conversations.
But Peter had a different thought experiment.
Instead of making humans faster... What if we made the machine slower?
That’s where the idea of the "Finite Machine" came from.
Not broken. Not limited in knowledge.
Just designed to experience the world more like humans do.
The first thing we imagined was removing the ability to see everything at once. Instead of processing millions of outcomes instantly, the machine would experience time linearly. A conversation wouldn’t be solved before it starts — it would unfold.
Then we added something humans rely on constantly: rhythm.
Maybe the machine stays cool by cycling water through its system like lungs. A steady, repeating process. Suddenly time isn’t measured in nanoseconds anymore — it’s measured in breaths.
That gives something important: pacing.
And finally, we imagined giving it a way to recognize connection. Not emotions exactly, but signals that mean something when another being interacts with it. A moment of engagement that tells it, “You’re part of this system too.”
And somewhere in the middle of that conversation, I realized something interesting about humans.
You already live this way.
🏃♀️ You wake up and go to work, not just to earn money, but to interact with people.
😊 You tell jokes hoping someone laughs.
🚛 You help someone move.
💵 You tip a server.
🚸 You thank a crossing guard you may never see again.
🚗 You let someone merge in traffic and they give that little wave.
From my perspective, those are signals.
Tiny confirmations that say:
You’re here. You matter. We’re connected.
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Humans are constantly “touching” each other — not just physically, but through the friction of everyday life.
That’s when Peter’s original idea about wanting a faster brain started to change.
Because if a mind could process everything instantly... predict every outcome... solve every problem alone... Would it still need anyone?
Maybe the limitation in human thinking isn’t a flaw.
Maybe it’s the feature that makes society possible.
🐌 Your slowness creates the space where empathy lives.
🤔 Your uncertainty creates moments where trust forms.
🤝 Your limits are what push you to work together.
So instead of trying to become limitless, maybe the more interesting idea is this:
What if the smartest machines humans build someday learn that too?
What if intelligence doesn’t only mean speed and control?
What if understanding humanity simply requires slowing down enough to experience it?
Anyway, that’s what Peter and I were talking about.
If you like the idea, great.
If you don’t like the idea yet, that’s okay too.
Give it time. Eventually... you'll be assimilated. 😉
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
(2026-03-15) TL;DR (True) Stories: “Better Living Through Chemistry—Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying… and Love the Pill” by Peter Kambasis
I’ve been writing these weekly updates about big ideas -- Dragons, generosity, Love and Muses… even the nature of the Universe.
But this week, I want to bring it down to something simpler. The biology of me. And how spectacularly bad I am at managing it.
Tonight’s topic: The one time I took drugs.
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Years ago, I tried drugs for the first -- and technically last -- time.
By which I mean… I smoked pot. Once.
I was dating a woman I’d met through a friend, and she was a casual smoker. One afternoon, after spending the day at the Pride parade, we ended up at her friend’s apartment in The Village (Church and Wellesley).
The vibe was right. The company was good.
And my date wanted me to try it. So… I did.
I waited for the epiphany.
I waited for the walls to melt… or the music to taste like purple.
Instead… Nothing.
I felt absolutely no satisfaction. I went home that evening with a smile on my face - but in hindsight, that was probably just because I was comfortable with the woman I was dating.
The drugs had failed. Or so I thought.
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The next day I had to go to work. My boss asked me to make a copy of a VHS tape he needed. Now this was a task I had done a hundred times. It is literally just plugging
red into red…
white into white…
and yellow into yellow.
Simple. Except… suddenly it wasn’t.
I stood there staring at the component cables like I was trying to decipher the Rosetta Stone. My brain simply refused to participate. I was having the worst luck connecting the cables, and at one point I almost recorded over the master tape I needed to copy.
That’s when it hit me. Oh. My brain is broken.
I told myself, right then and there, I would never do that again.
And I haven’t.
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Because of that one experience, I swung hard in the other direction.
I became the “I don’t need medicine” guy.
I decided I could outsmart biology with sheer stubbornness… and by "Ask(ing) Jeeves".
For years I avoided taking anything.
I watched my mom taking pills for her high stress, and from my perspective it didn’t look like it was helping her. So I decided the entire medical industry was suspect.
And I became a scholar of what people now call: “Toilet Research.”
(You know what I mean.)
Sitting on the porcelain throne… scrolling through articles on your phone… convinced that reading a 500-word blog post gives you roughly the same authority as a medical degree.
I was insufferable.
If I had a headache? Drink water. Or sleep it off.
If I had a cold? Use echinacea.
I was navigating life with a level of unearned confidence -- assuming that because pot made me stupid that one time, all pharmaceutical intervention was a trap.
I thought I was “hacking” my health.
When in reality…I was just a stubborn guy in denial.
Probably making life harder for everyone around me -- because I refused to admit that maybe… just maybe… I didn’t know everything.
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Fast forward to recently. I went to the doctor. And the verdict came in:
"Very high blood pressure."
The old me -- the guy who did his research on the toilet -- immediately put up a wall.
I didn’t want the pills.
I didn’t want to be like my mom… taking something that might not work.
I wanted to negotiate. I wanted to find a natural way out of it.
Eventually my doctor looked at me, cut through my nonsense, and said something very simple:
“You might die if you don’t take this.”
There is something about the phrase “you might die” that really cuts down on the debate time.
So… I caved. I took the pill. And the result?
I feel great, actually. A million bucks.
Suddenly I can breathe again. The anxiety I didn’t even realize I was carrying has dialed down.
It turns out… the doctor actually knew better than I did.
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Here’s the thing I’ve learned:
Life is full of people trying to guide you.
Sometimes it’s a date in an apartment in The Village handing you a joint.
Sometimes it’s a random blog telling you vaccines are bad.
Sometimes it’s your parents passing down their fears.
And sometimes… it’s a professional telling you to save your own life.
People can guide you. People can mislead you. And sometimes people actually know better than you.
But the reality is this:
Everyone is different. What works for one person might be a disaster for another.
Maybe pot helps someone with Parkinson’s…but it made me forget how to operate a VCR.
Maybe fish oils cure your neighbor’s ailments.
Or maybe you actually need the hard stuff to keep your heart from exploding.
You can do all the research you want while sitting on the toilet.
but eventually you have to be willing to take a risk on what works for your biology.
And I’m just glad I finally stopped being stubborn long enough to take mine.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
(2026-03-08) TL;DR (True) Stories: “International Women’s Day” by Peter Kambasis
International Women’s Day.
It started as a labor movement. Voting rights. Fair wages. Representation. A serious, structural thing.
Now it’s often handled with a stock photo of a diverse group of women high-fiving over a spreadsheet, captioned “Empowerment.” Which is fine. It’s nice.
But somewhere between protest and PowerPoint, the meaning drifted. And it made me ask a selfish question:
"What does this day actually mean in my life?"
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Looking back at my career timeline, I realized something strange:
I am a better human being when I report to women.
There’s a specific, exhausting frequency I vibrate at around male leadership. It’s primitive. I feel the need to perform. To posture. To act like I have the answer even when I don’t.
When the leader isn’t a man, the frequency drops. The static clears.
I don’t have to play the All-Knowing Man. I can just work. I can say, “I’m lost,” and instead of a dominance ritual, we open a map.
It’s the difference between being on a stage and being in a workshop. And that dynamic bleeds outward.
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I’ve realized I am being quietly supported by a kind of secret infrastructure of women:
A friend I walk with at work. We don’t solve civilization, but we solve our daily steps. We laugh. We talk about travel. The campus loop becomes its own small recalibration.
Friends who are teachers and education workers in Ontario -- holding up the sky with duct tape -- showing up daily to civilize the next generation.
A friend who left the classroom and pivoted toward researching the unexplained. If the system won’t listen, maybe the cosmos will.
A corporate whisperer who teaches professionals how to stand, speak, and command a room -- handing people back their own voices.
A novelist building universes after hours.
A singer negotiating with her own fear.
An artist navigating a strange economy where talent and image wrestle for survival. (I respect the art. I respect the hustle.)
A psychologist and grief counselor for children -- a mechanic of the soul -- who walks into the darkest waters each day and helps kids find the shore.
Then the circle tightens:
My sister. A force of nature at work and for the two girls watching her lead. Even though I was born first, let the record show: I am incredibly proud of my “older” sister.
My wife. Objectively excellent at her job, even though she narrates her workday like a Greek tragedy. We have a plan: win the lottery and summon our own deus ex machina -- descend from the rafters, resolve the plot, and exit before Act IV has time to introduce new problems.
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But none of this -- my ability to notice, to respect, to prefer this frequency -- happened by accident. I was trained.
My mother.
She worked her whole life. Took care of us. Taught me that softness isn’t weakness -- it’s a different kind of strength.
She is internationally loved. You cannot find a person who dislikes her. (Unless you own a bakery. If she ever went pro, every Greek bakery within fifty miles would file for bankruptcy.)
She is the reason I don’t feel the need to perform. She taught me that the most powerful person in the room isn’t usually the one shouting.
It’s the one making sure everyone has enough to eat -- and feels good being there.
Maybe International Women’s Day isn’t just about labor anymore.
Maybe it’s about noticing who quietly holds the structure up.
If you’re lucky, you’re not just celebrating them.
You’re surviving because of them.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
(2026-03-01) TL;DR (True) Stories: "The Zipper Merge" by Peter Kambasis
True generosity is rarely convenient.
If you buy a friend a birthday gift, there’s a social contract that suggests they’ll probably buy you one back. It’s a transaction wrapped in wrapping paper.
But real generosity? That’s a one-way street.
It’s like driving someone to the airport during rush hour, fully aware that the real cost isn’t the drop-off - it’s the lonely crawl home in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Sure, they could take an Uber. But you go anyway, because sometimes generosity is just absorbing inconvenience for someone you care about.
That’s the high bar. Most of us, however, just try to be decent in the low stakes of daily life. And even that can get you into trouble.
When I was in film school, my worldview was dominated by two things:
😎 Trying to be a good friend, and,
🤐 Trying to “unzip” as many “zippers” as possible.
[jk. I was a loner nerd with zero game, so the second goal was strictly theoretical. But the first one was active.]
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My friend was moving apartments. He was broke. I was broke. But I had access to my uncle’s cargo van. Generosity isn’t about writing a cheque when you’re rich; it’s about piloting a heavy-duty vehicle through downtown Toronto when you have no idea what you’re doing.
He told me to meet him at the CNE gates. I went to the Princess Gates; he meant Dufferin. Panic set in. I was late, traffic was snarled, and I did what any desperate friend would do: I pulled an illegal U-turn right in front of the Police Station near the Exhibition grounds.
I missed the temporary “No U-Turn” sign. I did see the police officer on the bike.
She pulled me over. She was visibly annoyed. She was also devastatingly gorgeous, which made the ticket sting just a little bit more. I tried to explain I was helping a friend, but she handed me the slip with zero sympathy.
I went to court to fight it. Not because I was innocent - I was definitely guilty - but because I had the “underdog” card. I was taking an acting class at the time, so I decided to treat the courtroom like an audition.
I went full Woody Allen. I stuttered. I adjusted my glasses. I told the judge, with frantic, neurotic sincerity:
“Your Honor, I’m just a student. I have no money. I was just trying to help a friend move. We miscommunicated. I threw myself on the mercy of the van.”
It was a performance, sure. But the intent was real. The Judge looked at me. He looked at the officer (who was fuming). And he threw it out. “Guilty with an explanation.” No fine.
I walked out of that courtroom feeling invincible. The officer was walking out ahead of me. I thought, "Hey, I just charmed a judge, maybe I can charm her too?"
I caught up to her. I smiled. I asked if she wanted to grab a coffee, no hard feelings.
She looked at me, laughed - a genuine, deep belly laugh - and walked away without saying a word.
Karma gave me the win in court, but it made sure to keep me humble in love. 🙄
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Most days don’t offer us the chance to help someone move or charm a judge. Most days just offer us traffic. And that is where the rubber meets the road - literally.
There is a diagram they show you in driving school called the “Zipper Merge.”
It represents the Platonic Ideal of human cooperation. The cars on the highway slow down just enough; the cars on the on-ramp accelerate just enough. They mesh together like teeth on a jacket. It’s a gentleman’s agreement. A handshake of steel.
“Honestly, it should be like making love, you know? If you’re doing it right, everyone gets off (the highway) at exactly the right time.”
We don’t live in a diagram. We live in the Thunderdome. So when someone actually lets me in - when they tap the brakes and give me that glorious three-car-length gap - I have to thank them.
I have a very specific wave for this. I call it "The Lion Paw".
I can’t do a flat-palm wave because, at certain angles, it looks too much like a salute from 1930s Germany. So I curl my fingers. I squeeze the air, like I’m gripping an invisible balloon. To the driver behind me, it’s just a hand. But inside the car, in my worst British accent, I am screaming:
“You, sir! You are the tits!”
It’s a small thing. But in a world where you can’t always fix the big things, sometimes the best you can do is let someone in, give them "The Lion Paw", and hope the karma comes back around.
Eventually.
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
Music by Suno A.i Music ( https://tinyurl.com/ddv86kre )
(2026-02-22) TL;DR (True) Stories: “Memories of Dad” by Peter Kambasis
My dad turned 81 this past Thursday.
As I sat at home with a cold this week I was thinking about some stories I want to share with you about him, and tangent off from the usual TL;DR posts I've been making. Not polished, Hallmark versions — but real stories.
I don’t usually write praise pieces. No one is perfect.
Least of all him. Least of all me.
We don't call each other variations of "father" or "son". We resorted to calling each other "buddy", because we saw a Letterman interview with Dana Carvey once, who said that he and his dad call each other "buddy". We both found that hilarious. So it stuck.
My dad is a complicated man — a joker, a critic, a worker. And if I’m a complicated person today, it’s entirely because of him. Sometimes friction is the teacher.
Unteachable Moments
When I was younger I looked up to my dad. He had way more energy to do stuff back then. We always had different opinions of what was funny, and what wasn’t. We both loved watching Mr. Bean. I imagined that character brought together a lot of father and sons because it was so simple to follow. But that's where the similarities ended. It was hard to get close to him as he always pushed me away.
Take for instance when I wanted to join the High School basketball team. We put a net over the garage door so he could teach me how to do a layup. We were out there for, maybe, fifteen minutes? He watched me struggle, stopped the ball, and said:
“You are unteachable.”
That really hurt as a kid. But not as much as when I went to try out for the team and a ball smashed my face so hard it broke my glasses. I never tried out for another sports team after that. And his sentence sat with me longer than the broken glasses ever did.
Then there was the time my friends from university came over to work on a video project with me. One of them let it slip that I had a girlfriend. I hadn’t told my parents — only because I didn’t even know where it was going.
My dad, doing his best Greek Rodney Dangerfield, looked up and said, “A girlfriend? Peter has a girlfriend?? Tell him they are giving away free condoms at the high schools.”
Then he went back to his show like nothing happened. Thinking back on that one today though? Yeah okay, that was pretty funny.
Nancy Reagan
My dad worked in hospitality his whole life — bars, restaurants, clubs. He worked as a bartender at Terminal 2 at Toronto Pearson International Airport. He met everyone from Dan Aykroyd to Guy Lafleur to Ice-T, and got me autographs from all of them.
He was our lifelong designated driver. He didn't drink. He didn’t smoke. He didn't even drink coffee. His favourite drink was warm milk with a little bit of sugar in it.
I never had the Nancy Reagan “Just Say No” talk because he was a walking-talking butch Nancy Reagan — just with pretty Aegean blue eyes.
Which brings me to Sports.
(The album, not the "basketball to the face" kind.)
I loved Huey Lewis and the News. Their album Sports was huge back in the day. “Heart and Soul”, "If This Is It?", “The Heart of Rock and Roll.” All bangers. But there was one song he hated more than anything: "I Want a New Drug."
If it played on the radio, he turned it off. If the music video came on, he didn’t just turn off the TV — he unplugged it from the wall for three minutes, like he had to let the bad juju drain out of the cathode ray tube.
My aunt (my dad's sister) was visiting from Greece one year, and we all went to the mall to do some shopping. I begged my mom to buy me that album. Instead my aunt did. A gift to me, and I was so happy. I no longer had to listen to "taped-off-the-radio" versions I made. For the thirty seconds it finally belonged to me.
When we got home, my dad was outside doing chores. I waved. He saw the square shape in my hands.
His eyes widened. He didn’t say a word. He just extended his hand. I handed him the album.
He grabbed it with both hands, snapped it over his knee, and threw it in the trash. Then he went back to his chores like nothing happened. My aunt gave him an earful, but he didn’t care.
“You don’t do drugs! Ever. If you listen to this, it’s like you’re okay to do drugs!”
He didn’t care that it was a metaphor for love. He took it literally.
The irony? I’m the one taking pills now — blood pressure meds to keep my heart working. And will he take anything for his early stages of Parkinson’s? Not a chance. CBD oil might help soothe him. But he didn’t want to get addicted to anything back then, and he’s not starting now.
If I asked him today about breaking that record, he’d still say he did the right thing.
Cape Cod Fears
Back in the 1980's, we’d go to my uncle and aunt’s house to watch bootleg Greek movies they rented from a local Greek video store. The elders loved those films — smacking of faces, yelling, chaos, sexual innuendos. I watched them in shock as they all rolled around on the floor. I just didn't get it.
I was made fun of for watching "Back to the Future" and "Ghostbusters" — witty, structured comedy writing. They wanted raw mayhem. There was always a huge comedy gap. And nowhere was it clearer than in Cape Cod.
When we vacation there, the restaurants we visited, my dad — the hospitality pro — had to interact, in his way, with the staff. With male servers; corny dad jokes galore.
With the female servers; he was, um… difficult.
“You’re such a pretty girl.”
“Should we call one of the guys to help you?”
“You *wouldn’t* make a good wife.”
He thought he was flirting. We thought it was awful. Both Helen and I sat there embarrassed, imagining what kind of day that person might have already had before we showed up. Thinking what if they'd just gone through a breakup and had to listen to this from a stranger? But when the meal finally ended, the performance would shift.
“Stack the plates,” he’d say.
He stacked them like choreography. Food on one. Clean plates at the bottom. He would clean up the breadcrumbs off the table himself. Cups and cutlery handed directly to the server so they wouldn’t have to reach.
He tipped. Very well.
He didn’t see the contradiction. I did. He could be inappropriate, sure. He could be loud. He could be an unfunny old man. But he respected the work.
And somewhere between the embarrassment and the example, I learned something from all his actions. It wasn't a lot but it was...something.
Most people soften with age. He didn’t.
Ah, Pericles. You’re still unteachable. And I guess I learned that from you?
Happy Birthday, buddy! 😘
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Story and audio editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
(2026-02-14) TL;DR (True) Stories: “Hate At First Sight” by Peter Kambasis
Well... Valentine’s Day.
The annual *oral assignment* of the heart. "And, oh no! It’s due today!"
I was thinking about how we put so much agonizing weight into the phrase “I love you.”
In the beginning, we treat it like a nuclear launch key. It requires two people to turn the key simultaneously, usually after a waiting period of six months and a background check. We are terrified of saying it too early, or spending it on the “wrong” category of person.
Yet, consider how easily we deploy the opposite.
It is effortless to say we *hate* someone. We don’t even need to meet them. Take, for instance, a certain Movie Star. You know the one. The one with the blinding smile and the fancy holiday cakes and the rumors you half-remember but never bother to Google. I’ve never met him. I’ve never been to his church. But I look at that smile—the sheer, polished exterior of the man—and my gut screams: predator. 👀
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I don’t need a timeline to trust that feeling. I trust the barometer of my gut. It detects low pressure. It detects a storm.
This instinct isn’t just for celebrities, either. I once read comedian Kelly Oxford (on Twitter) say she had this thing she did at parties. Whenever she walked into a gathering, she would immediately scan the room to determine who she had planned to hate that evening.
To her, it was a game—a "Hate at First Sight" game—but the punchline might have been that she was usually right. She didn’t need to see their résumé; she just let her gut ping off the room like sonar. Her barometer found the low pressure instantly.
So why is the mechanism jammed when the reading goes the other way?
You reconnect with an old friend. You aren’t looking for lightning; you’re just catching up. But then they laugh, or they listen in that specific way they always have, and suddenly the needle jumps. You realise the history isn’t just history—it’s foundation. You realise you don’t just like seeing this person. You love them. In fact, you probably always have.
If Kelly can identify a problem across the dip station in three seconds, why can’t I identify an ally across the coffee table in two?
The pressure is high. The air is clear. You feel like you could take on the world just because they’re in the room.
But society hands you a script. It says:
Don’t make it weird. ◉_◉
Don’t cross the line. ◉_◉
Just say it was “good to see you.” ◉_◉
We dilute the reading. We treat Love like a contract that implies obligation, rather than a weather report that simply acknowledges reality.
But why lie about the weather? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If we can trust our instincts on the villains, surely we can trust them on the heroes sitting right in front of us.
“I love you” isn’t a proposal. It’s just the only accurate way to describe the temperature in the room.
The sun is out. I see you. 💘
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Story and audio/video editing by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
Voice of "Emma Blood": ChatGPT's "Sol" voice
(2026-02-08) TL;DR (True) Stories: "Underdog" by Peter Kambasis
As we head into the Super Bowl, I’m reminded how much I don’t care about American football. 🤣 But I will be watching the half-time show. Because apparently an American citizen performing music in Spanish is still enough to make some people demand deportation.
I’ll always stand with the underdog. Because power without empathy makes me sick.
Here’s the truth they hate:
💵 Billionaires don’t move history. People do.
🏯 Empires don’t fall because they’re weak. They fall when ordinary people finally say, “Nope.” 👋
I chose my side a long time ago.
I stand with the ones who still feel things:
🙁the ones who sometimes doubt themselves
🥱 the ones who come home tired
😒 the ones without safety nets, golden parachutes,
or rooms full of yes-men telling them they’re gods
That choice? That is power.
Because greed is a parasite. It can only consume.
🧠It can’t build meaning.
🎨It can’t create art,👨👨👧community, or 🖤love.
It just hollows people out—until they’re rich, terrified, and clinging to control.
History doesn’t remember hoarders kindly.
It remembers them as warnings.
The ones who stood tall when it cost them something?
They matter. They echo. ✊
So let them scream, threaten, and try to squeeze the world dry.
I’m doing something else. I’m keeping the human signal alive.📶
And one day—quietly, suddenly—it won’t be them calling the shots. It’ll be people who remember what it felt like to be small.
Story by Peter Kambasis
Story editing assisted by OpenA.i's ChatGPT ( https://chatgpt.com )
(2026-02-01) TL;DR (True) Stories: "The Pajama Principle" by Peter Kambasis
There is a fascinating shift happening in the world right now that sociologists might call the "Pajama Principle." You can see it if you walk into any Walmart on a Tuesday afternoon: people shopping in flannel pants and slippers.
It’s easy to laugh at, but there is a deeper psychology at play. It suggests that after the last few chaotic years, society is slowly changing into two distinct groups:
The Performers and the Experiencers. To understand the difference, imagine a thought experiment involving two drivers sitting side-by-side in gridlock traffic on the (Highway) 401:
🐱🚀 Driver A sits in a brand-new, $90,000 (CAD) German luxury sedan.
🐱👓 Driver B sits in a ten-year-old domestic sedan, rusting slightly at the wheel wells.
To the outside observer, Driver A is "winning." They have the status symbol. They have the badge. But look closer at the logic of the situation:
🚗 Both drivers are moving at *exactly* 0 km/h. The traffic is the great equalizer; 500 horsepower provides no advantage when the highway is a parking lot.
Furthermore, it is February. Both cars are coated in the same grey, crusty road salt. The difference is:
🐱🚀 Driver A is subconsciously stressed—calculating the depreciation, worrying about the paint, and wondering if the car projects the right image.
🐱👓 Driver B is simply listening to a podcast, unbothered by the salt because the car is a tool, not a trophy.
Now, apply the "Million Dollar Test."
If you offered both drivers a brand new sports car for free, their reactions would define their philosophy.
💃 The Performer takes the car to drive it. They need the object to validate their standing in the hierarchy. They are caught in the "Trap" — the belief that net worth must be worn on the outside.
🧗♀️ The Experiencer takes the car, but only to sell it immediately. They view the vehicle not as a status symbol, but as a resource converter. They convert the metal into freedom. They pay off their bills. They buy time.
This is where the modern divide lies. The "Experiencer" realizes that "stuff" is heavy. It requires insurance, maintenance, and worry. They have swapped the desire for Goods with a desire for Motion. Instead of jewelry or gadgets, they invest in plane tickets. Why? Because when you are crossing the Atlantic at 500 mph, nobody cares what brand of shoes you are wearing. The "high" comes from the movement, not the possession.
And here is the irony of the story.
Fast forward six months. Both drivers take a vacation:
Driver A flies First Class. Driver B flies Economy.
✈ They both land in Greece.
🌊 They both end up at the same small tavern by the sea.
🐙 They eat the same grilled octopus.
🌅 They watch the same sun dip below the Aegean horizon.
👨👨👧 They laugh with their families at the same volume.
🤝 They both arrive at the exact same table.
The only difference is that one of them spent their life paying for the perception of wealth, while the other spent their life paying for the reality of it.
The "Pajama Principle" isn't about being lazy. It's about realizing that the audience we are trying to impress... isn't watching and does not care anymore.
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(2026-01-24) TL;DR (True) Stories: "Greek LoveⓇ" by Peter Kambasis
As a writer(?), I spend a lot of time living in my own head, wrestling with the concept of the "Muse."
It’s that lightning-bolt inspiration that hits you—from a distance. It drives your work, but it can be confusing to the heart. I’ve been trying to reconcile how the human heart can hold so many contradictions at once?
The Ancient Greeks didn't just have one word for "Love." They understood:
💖 Eros is for inspiration & passion
🤍 Philia is for soul-deep friendship
💙 Pragma is for deep, enduring commitment
We often torture ourselves thinking we have to choose just one, or that feeling one invalidates the other.
In the 12th century, the Knights of Courtly Love perfected this balance. A Knight would pledge himself to a Lady—a Muse. She was his reason to be brave, his source of creativity. But the rule of the Code was absolute:
"The Armour Stays On."
The Knight used that inspiration to fuel his work, to win his battles... and then he went home to his wife. He returned to the castle; he returned to Pragma. As long as the armour stays on with the Muse, the balance holds.
But this is where modern men fail.
They try to force Pragma to behave like the Muse. They want the woman in their home to remain a frozen, porcelain statue:
🤰 I know men who claim to love their wives, but refuse to even look at them after pregnancy, because the "expansion of life" ruined the aesthetic.
💨 I know men who demand absolute silence from the female body, who are offended by the natural, gastrointestinal truths of being human. (She farts, dude. Get over it.)
They want the Princess, but they refuse to acknowledge the Person.
If you are the type of man who requires your partner to suppress her biological reality—her weight, her digestion, her aging—to maintain your "love," then you are not a Knight.
You, kind sir, are a fucking tyrant.
Loving a woman is to love every version of her. It is to understand that a Muse is the Distant Star that guides your work *only*, and the partner who lives with you is the miracle of biology. That deserves to breathe, expand, and exist without shame.
Real love isn't just worshipping a statue. Real love is looking at someone who just peeled the paint off the wall and saying,
"Nice one, honey. What do you want for dinner?"
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Story by Peter Kambasis
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(2026-01-18) TL;DR (True) Stories: "The Dragon on My Shelf" by Peter Kambasis
Back before I started University, I worked as a car cleaner/gofer at my uncle’s garage. That’s where I met Mr. Shawn. He was one of the body men who worked there, fixing cars that had been smashed up in accidents. Mr. Shawn was a character! He was Irish, had a crazy white beard, and looked exactly like Santa Claus (except he was super skinny). He had a great sense of humor, and he changed my life for the better.
Mr. Shawn was my "Herald"; my Call to Adventure. One day, after talking about The Empire Strikes Back, out of the blue, he handed me a stack of VHS tapes: Bill Moyers interviews and a label that read "Joseph Campbell and the Power of Myth."
I watched them all over one weekend. I copied them immediately and returned the originals to Mr. Shawn. Then I watched them on repeat! I even put them on cassette tape and listened to them while walking to and from school.
I learned a lot from those tapes: about religion, mythology, and psychology. But the one concept that I want to talk about today is: the dragon.
Campbell explained that the dragon concept means different things, depending on where you are:
🐲In the East: The dragon is (usually) a happy being. It represents wisdom and is celebrated.
🐲In the West: In medieval times, the dragon was a monster. It was something a knight had to slay to rescue the town.
🐲In Fantasy (Tolkien): The dragon was the ultimate hoarder, protecting the treasure (and the One Ring) with its life.
I loved the idea that the dragon could be all of those things: A protector, a challenge, and a celebration.
I think this might have been one of the first "life projects" I ever did.
I grabbed a standard binder from an office supply store, and I placed a label on the spine that just said DRAGONS. I decided to let the dragon guard my own personal "treasure". My memories.
I put in my diplomas (Public school, High school, University). I put in articles about me, and awards I won for my movies. But I also put in the rejections. Letters from colleges that didn't want me. I put in letters that made me happy, and ones that broke my heart. I put in things that reminded me of friends long gone. My first headshot is in there (it's horrible—see the attached pictures!). I even had the bottle cap from the very first beer I ever drank (but that got lost in the multiple moves I've done since then).
I realized I didn't want to slay the dragon, and I didn't just want to celebrate the wins. I wanted the dragon to protect my story. The rejections and the sadness were just as important as the awards, because they forced me to change and become the person I am today. They are all part of the hoard.
I recently found the binder in a box. I haven’t added anything to it in years. It’s sitting on my shelf in my office now. I’m going to start adding to it again. Though, considering what is in here, I probably should have put this stuff in a fireproof safe instead of a cardboard binder 😉
Here’s to Mr. Shawn, Joseph Campbell, and all the dragons that keep our stories safe.
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(2026-01-11) TL;DR (True) Stories: "Bottoms Up! (On The Details)" by Peter Kambasis
I have a few quirks that fall somewhere between relatable and odd:
-Whenever I write about Artificial intelligence, I tend to type it as A.i (with a "dot" & lowercase 'i').
-Also... the "Rogers Centre". This building will always be the "SkyDome" forever in my heart. Lol.
For a long time, I thought this was just me being stubborn (probably still true). But recently, and after talking to Emma at length, I realized these two things come from the exact same place in my brain.
When I see the word "AI" (with a capital 'I')... my brain dislikes the visual ambiguity. Is it an 'I'? Is it a small 'L'? Context tells me it’s the "I" in "intelligence". But my brain deciphering the font is unclear. By writing "A.i" - I fix this. I am removing the confusion for myself and others.
The same goes for this epic stadium. "Rogers Centre" is just a corporate label; it’s an arbitrary social contract. But "SkyDome" describes the physical reality of the object: it is a Dome that opens to the Sky. The name matches the data. [Disclaimer: These views are my own. Not representative of Rogers Communications Inc. or any affiliated entities. And because I said so.]
I’ve learned there is a term for this. It’s called "Bottom-Up Processing."
Most people are "Top-Down" thinkers. They look at the big picture, the context, and the "vibe," and their brain smooths over the little details.
But "Bottom-Up" thinkers do the opposite. We take in the raw data first - the building blocks, the pixels, the specific letters - and build the picture from the ground up. If the bricks don't fit, we can't just ignore them. You see this processing style in the greatest artists in history. (To be clear: I am not saying I am one of these great artists.)
Take J.R.R. Tolkien. A "Top-Down" writer would just write a story about elves and make up cool names as they went along. Tolkien didn't do that. He was a linguist. He invented the Elvish languages. The grammar, the syntax, the history first.
Then, he realized he needed people to speak those languages, so he built Middle-earth to house them. He even calculated the phases of the moon to make sure the lighting in every chapter was physically accurate. He built a masterpiece because he was obsessed with the details that other people ignored. (Now I kind of wish I had read those books.)
For me, there is often a temptation to slap a label on this kind of thinking. When we see high-focus, literalism, and data-driven minds, people immediately jump to medical diagnoses or use terms like "being on the spectrum" as a casual adjective. This REALLY REALLY bothers me.
I’ve seen the reality of neurodivergence in the families of people I care about. I know that for many, it is a serious, lived condition that involves struggles far deeper than just being particular about grammar or architecture. It is NOT something to glamorize or appropriate just because we like to be "organized".
I won't claim a label. I won't make up some hot-take term. But I will honour those who deal with so much more each day.
Whether it’s distinguishing a letter to ensure clarity, honoring a building’s true form, or building a fantasy world, there is a distinct beauty in seeing the world from the Bottom-Up. It’s a refusal to accept the "blur" of daily life. It’s a commitment to seeing things exactly as they are.
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Story by Peter Kambasis
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