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petmonsternamedanxiety

😅😅 And when someone asks how I am the response is always: "Living the dream!"

Colorado was my happy place ❤🖤❤

#colorado #mountains #outdoors #vacation #travel #adventure

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causing7laughter

mtpor

Oh hey Tumblr, I've missed you.

#tumblr #selfie #im back #self love

animalsnaps

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Empower fat/heavy women who don’t fit “plus size beauty” norms.

Empower fat/heavy women with disproportionately small breasts.

Empower fat/heavy women whose breasts are “lopsided”/unevenly distributed.

Empower fat/heavy women who have flat/square bottoms.

Empower fat/heavy women who have muffin tops instead of hips. (Yes! Instead of!)

Empower fat/heavy women who have “bat-wings”/”granny arms”.

Empower fat/heavy women who don’t have a defined jawline.

Empower fat/heavy women who have a rectangular silhouette/don’t have an hourglass figure.

Destroy the idea that all “plus-size” women have the same body type.

Just because I feel great today.

#pretty in the face #thick girls #red lipstick #self confidence #selfie

aladylostinlove

womenandwanderlust

More women, more wanderlust…

goldfinchthistle

”Daydream”

by Wiebke Haas

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

thorinobsessed

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

lesbianshepard

i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones.