i DO have a life

mich ♡ idk man, i really don’t know ♡ art account is @shellyjellyyyy on tumblr

[autistichollander]

t-shirt that says I ❤️ AVOIDING GOING TO SLEEP

[raccootic]

I am not satisfied, if was much funnier in my head

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[luluxa]

[jockinit]

having friends is important because otherwise you’ll stay convinced your parents are normal

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[yuridiot]

doctor just prescribed me music really loud

[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

[louisealzzz]

awababwbabwbabwa

[medsteeth]

simon's brothers

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[maureen2musings]

Glacier National Park, Montana

emilie.hofferber

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[egberts]

drink lob today!