Trophy Wife.

I wrote the gospel on giving up. I constantly thank god for Brendon Urie vines. Lives for Pete Wentz Pizza appreciation tweets. |-/ Skeletøn Cłique

[dunwiththisband]

The events that occurred on Twitter last night.

[panic-at-the-tabernacle]

Excuse me what is this

[alexgaskarths-dimples]

THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE IM SURE

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

wow

[leaving-bones-3xposed]

[bottlesbreaking]

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

I’MM CRYING

[h-aon]

[theweirdal]

Hi I’m auditioning for the part of Christian Grey and I’ll be singing Blurred Lines

[superwholocked-in-albion]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING ONE

[peteholmo]

father you cannot stop me

[blowedd]

[corktree]

all these games but fall out boy gotta play me

[wariarita]

[forcenturiees-deactivated201411]

[ryr0]

[leathertoaster]

bathrobes, ski masks, and keytars.

[thehappysong]

12/50 of Patrick Stump being perfect

[mlderscully]

Elie Saab Spring 2011

[attic7-blog]

where is your boy tonight

i hope he’s not a meninist