eumoirous

singing in the shower, reading by the beach, adventures and staying in bed longer than I really should are things that I probably love a little bit too much

[01101010-01100100]

2017 is the year we find love

[nyagga]

even the uglies?

[01101010-01100100]

Especially us uglies

[lisavanderpump]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[thetequiladiaries]

“…OK well, good luck.”

[1st-1]

Me …………. 

*looks up at the night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

[a-k-edwards]

8/19/2016 – somewhere in switzerland

[wordsnquotes]

My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.

Maya Angelou (via wordsnquotes)

[kristianbell-deactivated2015062]

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

[em0-dads]

Me: I hate corny shit

*sees something corny*

Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…

[thomasbarrowscigarette]

directed by: Taika Waititi

[poyzn]

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

[horce-divorce]

are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it

[michellepsychologist]

My heart ❤️ 😭❤️

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

SHE WENT THERE

[cobx]

rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[msillzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

there was a girl in front of me who did this she looked great

[fearlessly-fiona]

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

[spudsexuall]

My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. 

Here are some of my favorites:

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

“What is shipping?”

[stark-black-deactivated20181218]

I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

[space-ace13]

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

[horatjo]

[over-the-garden-greg-deactivate]

this is pure gold

[fndungeonmom]

the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character. 

[augustuswatersismysoulmate]

This remains my favourite.