certified emotional shawty

[leit-e]

[hipp-pie]

Same height party

[orchidvioletindigo]

what

[hellotailor]

omfg

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

imagine walking in and being taller than the standard height and everyone groans because they have to change into taller shoes

[eggzaki]

idc (I do care)

[mynameisbilly]

[finehoney]

imagine how happy life would be if i didn’t over-romantise everything and just saw reality for what it is

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[peu-imp0rte]

um so far, being 20 fucking sucks... like no offense but what the fuck haha (:

[frogdealer]

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

[sharkboykdn]

No

[bangedupprincess-deactivated202]

Help m e

[thriftedrose]

[queensummit]

[nutellahead-deactivated20161225]

[polarbong-deactivated20230616]

I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board

[exterior2223-deactivated2016042]

[best-life-wisdom]

my mom told me.. “a person who values u wouldn’t ever put themselves in a position to lose u” and that really hit deep

[stareintovaliumcoloredsky]

[saleemahmed]

[baetology]

Describe your perfect date in detail.

[sonypraystation]

ideal date: it happens

[bibliotechno]

What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke