Ayyyyo

Heyo my name is Otter aka PexilatedOtter, I have too many tumblrs to count and too many interests to list. I'll get around to making an 'about me' soon though! I made this blog because I started following minecraft blogs on my main blog and not wanting to...

[kaijukat]

have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!

[pulisic10]

i removed the audio from this and i think i have woken up the entire neighbourhood with my laughing he looks so stupid what a dork 

[jidejunior-deactivated20170508]

why am i crying

[youkuhlaylee-blog]

running away from drama like

[koi--strology]

flirting

flirts without trying: Leo, Gemini, Aries, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces

cannot flirt if their life depended on it: Cancer, Sagittarius, Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Aquarius

[basedillmitch-deactivated201805]

[poetscorneruk-deactivated201612]

the sidemen aka average looking fuckbois that are funny and have somewhat decent personalities

[pexilated-blog]

50% of me: Wants to wear pastel clothes and flower crowns and dip dye my hair pretty colours

Other 50% of me: Wants to wear a shit ton of black and leather jackets

100% of me: Is sitting on tumblr wearing bambi pajamas

[pexilated-blog]

what's on the signs' minds 99% of the time

Aries: 'im going to fucking fight that' (can apply to a person, an ideology or an inanimate object)

Taurus: something rude, most likely; or complaining about their love life

Gemini: has like 16000 different trains of thought going on in there jfc guys

Cancer: getting sentimental or low-key judging somebody, depending

Leo: something really fucking gay or really fucking salty

Virgo: 'i look flawless'; also tends to think about sex way more often than the name implies

Libra: a funny story they're about to recount or 'this'll make an excellent selfie opportunity'

Scorpio: contemplating some Deep Shit like a brooding hipster nerd

Sagittarius: either nerding out very articulately or (that one gibberish iggy azalea rap verse) there isn't any middle ground there

Capricorn: comes up with cool one-liners a beat too late; says a meme instead

Aquarius: same as gemini except they absolutely need someone to run over with all 16000 trains of thought

Pisces: 'i need a drink'; 'why is this happening to me' and variations thereof

[hrtbps]

[221cbakerstreet]

Secret cinema found beneath Paris.

In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.

When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)

SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA

I WANNA GO

[thesanityclause]

LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE

[owlmylove]

nO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS ENTIRE CINEMA WAS HIDDEN BEHIND AN UNDER CONSTRUCTION SIGN THAT LEAD TO A CHECK-IN DISK WITH A FULL CCTV HOOKUP THAT WOULD TURN ON AND RECORD ANY UNREGISTERED VISITORS. AND IF SOMEONE SNUCK IN? A TAPE OF BARKING SECURITY DOGS WOULD BEGIN TO PLAY. 

BEYOND THE CRAZY FRONT DESK AND THE MOVIE THEATER, THERE WAS A STOCKED BAR AND TABLES AND CHAIRS, MEANING THAT AFTER CATCHING A FLICK IN AN ILLEGAL PARISIAN CATACOMB THEATER, YOU COULD THEN EAT COUSCOUS AND SIP A COCKTAIL NEXT DOOR. THERE WAS A PROFESSIONAL ELECTRICITY SYSTEM SET UP, AND AT LEAST 3 WORKING PHONE LINES. THIS SHIT WAS LIKE A BOND VILLAIN. 

BETTER YET? IT WAS RUMORED THAT THE PLACE WAS SET UP BY THE UNDERGROUND FRENCH ART GANG UX “Urban eXperiment”, WHO NAVIGATES THROUGH THE PARISIAN UNDERGROUNDS AND ILLEGALLY RESTORES ABANDONED WORKS OF ART, ALONG WITH HOLDING FILM FESTIVALS IN THE BASEMENTS OF GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS. THEY EVEN RELEASED A SHORT FILM ABOUT THEIR WORK RESTORING THE ICONIC PANTHEON CLOCK OVER THE COURSE OF ONE YEAR. NO ONE SUSPECTED THEIR INVOLVEMENT, UNTIL THE CLOCK BEGAN TO WORK AGAIN AFTER 60 YEARS OF RUSTING.

IF YOU DON’T THINK CATACOMBS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HANG OUT IN THEM ARE SOME OF THE COOLEST FUCKING THINGS IN THE WORLD THEN I IMPLORE YOU TO EAT SOME COUSCOUS AND RECONSIDER.

[dr-archeville]

This had me at “underground French art gangs.”

[cookincal]

stop being so rude to the younger fans. if you’re 13/14/15, you’re welcome on my blog. I fully support you guys (as long as you are respectful like most of the older ones on here). it sucks getting hate over how late you were born, so I’m sorry. and everyone older than that, stop being so rude to a lot of them for no reason! they can’t change their age. if you think they’re acting childish, you really are acting childish when you let the year someone was born affect your opinion of them.

[spookihope]

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

[spookihope]

who knew my most popular text post of the year would be about eating a sandwich

[faesylveon-deactivated20191106]

STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffer never ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick

[faesylveon-deactivated20191106]

I got anon hate for this post, keep reblogging it

[shortwave-audio]

[xdaggerheartx]

guys

guys

guys

[fandom-freak-presents]

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

[jimcashfan]

This sounds fun as shit. 

[rhealenigma]

#this happened in on of my classes#almost every day#one time the last guy without the hand on his ear realized they were going to tackle him#so he slipped into his car and tried to drive away#but the guys#lITERALLY TACKLED THE CAR#ONE DUDE LUNGED ONTO THE WINDSHIELD AS HE DROVE OFF#in the distance you could hear MISTER PRESIDENT NOOOO (x)

[internetexplorers-deactivated20]

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

[sapeornis]

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

[creepingmuse-deactivated2019092]

We believe the dark glasses may be a sign that the deceased wished to hide their guilty eyes from St. Peter, who guarded the gates of heaven. Their true ritualistic use is unknown. 

[deansvoluptuouslips-deactivated]

Guys you don’t understand how happy I am. I couldn’t be happier. I met my ibfs and I met the guys. Unfortunately I couldn’t meet JJ but we accidentally made eyecontact with him and he smiled. That’s good enough! Couldn’t meet Calfreezy and Joe Weller, proper gutted about that tho! But i’ve also talked to Freya, Daniel and Lewis. They’re all even more beautiful in real life. And they’re all good huggers and actual sweethearts ♡

[emmawswan]

Some fanfiction writers are just so incredibly talented

[a11ysonwonderland]

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

[twofingerswhiskey]

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

[theproblematicblogger]

What a truly awful website this is