there ain't no sanity clause

CASSIDY STONE - PROFESSIONAL STORY ARTIST/ILLUSTRATOR Credits include: RWBY, gen:LOCK, Gemsetto Death Beats, Bird Girl, Jodie, MyStreet Season 7 music video Other Socials: Twitter I like rock and roll and glitter

[thesanityclause]

I take a weekly Japanese class that I love, and for homework this week I need to write an essay (in Japanese, clearly) about my ideal retirement. Being a single millenial American I don't have much hope of retiring so I started researching phrases for alternate plans and I learned: 玉の輿に乗る "tama no koshi ni noru" Literally like... get on the jeweled carriage. It means marrying for money. I am going to stumble my way through basic ass Japanese conversations and then just whip this one out some day.

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[fehyesvintagemanga]

various 80s Otaku magazines:

left column:

Peppermint Comic

Comic Margarita

The Motion Comic

Comic Margarita

Right column:

Ikenai Comic

Manga Burikko

Gekkan Halflita

Lemon People

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[diabloii]

no more puppy girls or puppy boys or cat girls or cat boys you have to start picking new animals and be adults heres an acceptable list of pickings

• velociraptor woman

• mantis woman

• boar woman

• oyster man

• seagull man

• humpback whale man idk why im putting all the men at the ocean

[byelacey]

i would like to be oyster woman

[thesanityclause]

I would both like to be a boar woman and also maybe marry a boar woman

[diidona]

LABYRINTH (1986) dir. Jim Henson

[thesanityclause]

I thought of a mystery maybe tumblr can solve and if it can I will be STUNNED. Hundreds of years ago, when blockbusters roamed the land, I remember we would rent whatever anime we could get our hands on cause in those days anime was a rare and precious commodity. We got one dub of... something. I have no idea what. I barely remember it AT ALL. It was definitely set in regular modern Japan. It was some kind of shounen. And I just remember cracking up at this stupid line with a serious adult character from a shady business? Corporation? Having a crush on his secretary but played completely straight. And he tries to very seriously flirt with her by saying Good job on those staples. Right in the corner. Just where I like them. And she's like thank you sir and leaves and he just stands there, very serious, like.... god why am I like this. I think of this whenever I'm stapling and get a perfect corner, and also whenever I am also trying to flirt.

[thesanityclause]

okay so update I put Ygor in my tomodachi life game now. He and Bitsy are friends. And Trixie Mattel fell in love with him at first sight so that's something.

[thesanityclause]

Got Bitsy on my island now. Good thing I made that rabies vaccine

[thesanityclause]

I made a rabies vaccine for my miis. Keeping them safe

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[reading-writing-revolution]

[thesanityclause]

So!! I made a comic about Rose and Pearl forming Rainbow Quartz for the first time and it was really fun and the longest comic I’ve ever made, I hope you all enjoy it <3

[thesanityclause]

I did this so many years ago, and saw people reblogging it again. It makes me really happy, I struggle with finishing things, especially comics, the past couple years. I’m so proud I managed to make this. God how long ago was it? I hope I can make myself finish comics again soon.

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[gallusrostromegalus]

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

[cellarspider]

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

[thesanityclause]

I felt like drawing something SUPER anime so I drew my FFXIV character K'shima Dhen. She's a very princely takarazuka kinda girl.

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[thesanityclause]

Anyone got any recommendations for nonfiction books about butch women from the 19th and 20th centuries?