Kiss Me, Boy

Hey, I', Perrie. I'm 1/4 of the girl group Little Mix from the X Factor. Single. 20. Currently living in California.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Aw, you know I tease because I love.

[lovatosux]

Uh huh, sure. Ever since you left, I dunno about your love for me, anymore.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Babe, you know you are the only fabulous bitch for me.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Everything is exciting! Duh! Totally!

[lovatosux]

Your sarcasm hurts me, Perrie! Really!

[pez-edwards-blog]

Aw, you know I tease because I love.

[lovatosux]

This one time when I was in elementary school, I was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks at the end of every sentence because they should only be used for exciting things and I remember feeling really confused because I thought everything was exciting.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Everything is exciting! Duh! Totally!

[pez-edwards-blog]

I'm craving Sushi.

[pez-edwards-blog]

There really should come a point where Netflix cuts you off, tells you to get out of bed, and forces you to make something of your life.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Netflix is so addicting. I agree with you on that.

[pez-edwards-blog]

It is! There are just so many shows and movies! It's hard not to get sucked in.

[pez-edwards-blog]

There really should come a point where Netflix cuts you off, tells you to get out of bed, and forces you to make something of your life.

[theyoungerfranco-blog-blog]

Woah.

You’re beautiful. 

[pez-edwards-blog]

Well thank you. You are sweet. I recognize you. You're and actor, right?

[pez-edwards-blog]

There really should come a point where Netflix cuts you off, tells you to get out of bed, and forces you to make something of your life.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Can I have your autograph? I’ve always dreamed of having Barack Obama’s autograph.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Only if I can have yours! I love your videos!

[collinsfyi-blog]

Gross, it’s you.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Oh god. You. Now I have to go be disinfected. 

[pez-edwards-blog]

Is this the part where I am supposed to introduce myself? Hi I'm Barack Obama.

[neveroldenough-deactivated20160]

[cherbear-here-blog]

This is how I am showing the start over

4/23

[pez-edwards-blog]

I'm kinda sleepy.

[pez-edwards-blog]

I need to enlist help in figuring out what to do for my girlfriend for Valentines.

[realselenashady]

All she wants is your company, I think. Just a guess.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Well fortunately that is something I can give her. If you see her let her know I miss her and love her, okay?

[pez-edwards-blog]

I need to enlist help in figuring out what to do for my girlfriend for Valentines.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Ah…valentines day. I’m hoping for some candy.

[collinsfyi-blog]

Sounds fun.

[pez-edwards-blog]

It will be. Trust me.

[collinsfyi-blog]

You’ll be fucking Selena, right? Or is she not on tour with you? I mean, I could really care less, but,…

[collinsfyi-blog]

You’ve tried to be nice? When the fuck have you EVER tried to be nice? ‘Cause last time we spoke you rubbed your god damned relationship in my fucking face, so.

[pez-edwards-blog]

As soon as it happened. I apologized like million times and told you I wanted to be friends, but you were far from good with that. You know what, I'm sorry about what happened, but I'm also sick of having to take 100% of the blame.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Ah…valentines day. I’m hoping for some candy.

[collinsfyi-blog]

Sounds fun.

[pez-edwards-blog]

It will be. Trust me.

[collinsfyi-blog]

You’ll be fucking Selena, right? Or is she not on tour with you? I mean, I could really care less, but, whatever.

[pez-edwards-blog]

I’m going to fly in to spend the night with her. That’s how you make effort.

[collinsfyi-blog]

You’re really hilarious, Perrie. Like, I’m truly laughing right now. It’s cute that you’re trying to make me feel like shit.

[pez-edwards-blog]

You know what Zayn, grow the fuck up. I get that you hate me, I get I hurt you. But I'm not the only one that get hurt, try and remember that, alright? I've tried to be nice but you acted like an ass so I reciprocated. Then you get pissed at me for treating you how you are treating me. I can't fucking win with you.

[pez-edwards-blog]

Ah…valentines day. I’m hoping for some candy.

[collinsfyi-blog]

Sounds fun.

[pez-edwards-blog]

It will be. Trust me.

[collinsfyi-blog]

You’ll be fucking Selena, right? Or is she not on tour with you? I mean, I could really care less, but, whatever.

[pez-edwards-blog]

I'm going to fly in to spend the night with her. That's how you make effort.