Queen of the Barrel

Hi hi I'm Ash, 30, this is my clusterfuck of a blog I tend to hyper focus on stuff so sorry for the spam 😘😘😘 3ds Friend code: 1349-6843-7829

[sallux]

My friend screen grabbed this cause the discord call froze and honestly it's such a cute candid I love it 🥰

[passionpeachy]

beetle is writing you a love letter 💌

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[biscuitwitchling]

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[koroguchi-blog]

1/20の絵(一枚目) とついでだから去年のちょっと気に入ってるやつ

[bludsheep2]

😭

[sparrownnax]

anyways. thinking about essence users who, after ranking up, lose that scar on their ribs they looked at fondly because it's a remnant of the time spent playing with their younger siblings. that facial quirk their spouse fell in love with disappearing to make them 'perfect'. not recognising themselves in the mirror because their skin hasn't been this smooth since they were a child. essence users who think that getting powers will help their chronic pain, only for it to be replaced by the mana pain. just. like. magic robbing the users of themselves.

[leafeana]

my two favorite fiction podcasts that build the reason for your access to them into the story itself

[snapscube]

[pokecraftking]

Pretty good, right

FUCKER?

Say hi to your

Mom

For me!

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[takaraphoenix]

"average German fairy tale is full of fucked up shit" factoid actualy just statistical error. average German fairy tales are no more fucked up than others. Fucked-Up Shit Enjoyers Wilhelm and Jacob, who lived in cave & wrote fucked up fairy tales each day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted

[palesweetdeeer]

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

[dumpsterfire620]

[pirate]

[alienanthology]

Some versions of the Alien suit contained tubes and hoses to provide a steady stream of creepy drool.

[sandmandaddy69]

Dave Dorman

[sallux]

Hey anybody else just realize a strange semi-masochistic awakening was those blood pressure testers that used to have in Walmarts 🤪