Pfkninenines' stuffs

Just a Vermont guy, going through college. Majority of this will probably be piped in from Twitter. I should get notified of any questions and the like, so feel free.

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"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow". - Conrad (Wag the Dog)

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"Two people who currently live together are about to attend church, have a party, go on a short holiday, then carry on living together.  What's big about that?"

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Al Capone always said, " Askin' politely with a gun in your hand is better than just askin' polite " The Family

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"Mike...That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."

Well, I'm drunk.

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We've got enough for now; that's tomorrow's problem.

Rick (The Walking Dead)

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'Are you hitting on me?'

"No, no! That would be crazy... If I were hitting on you, you'd know it cause you'd feel uncomfortable, and a little sad for me."

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"You think you're so cool cause your wife is a person?"

[comedycentral]

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'So what's your advice?' - LaGuerta

"Get on your knees and start kissing anything that even remotely resembles an ass." - Deputy Chief Tom Matthews

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I have no idea what hammer time is.  Or how it differs from regular time.

[thefrogman]

Today celebrates Canada declaring its independence from the evil Moose People of Saskatoon. For 300 years the Moose People ruled Canada with an iron fist. Riding on mooseback and carrying large whips they would force the Canadians to work in the maple syrup mines. They felt they were generous leaders because they paid the workers with bacon. But this was no bacon at all. It was ham that they called bacon.

Finally the people got fed up with the harsh working conditions and fake bacon. They rose up against the Moose People and said, “That’s not bacon, eh!” They fashioned weapons from petrified syrup and fought the Moose People into near extinction. With each blow of their petrified syrup swords they would say, “Oh dear. Really sorry boot that, eh.”

Then on July 1, 1867 the last of the Moose People were dead and the Canadians declared that they were free.

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Lots of people don't have sex.  The only people who don't want it are either sick, dead, or lying.

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Who needs med school when you've got wifi?

House

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If you don't think your life is worth more than someone elses', sign your donor card and kill yourself.

House

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Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people.  Otherwise, there would be no religious people - House

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It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.