not the best but still good

Phae || 21 || Cali

[babyanimalgifs]

A dream.

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[realvibekiller-remade-deactivat]

do you ever look @ someone and think “i just want you to be happy always”

[wonderwomangrad]

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

- quicksand - ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

[od-kahane-chai-deactivated20170]

The goddamn Apple Store is so fucking trendy these motherfuckers don’t even use cash registers anymore. Like holy shit why would I ever want to wait in line to pay for my immensely overpriced lightning bolt-to-usb cable, when I can wander around aimlessly looking for the one bearded top knot in the grey shirt who happens to have a card reader attached to his free iPhone 6? Literally fucking walked up a dude and was like ‘Yo where’s the till?’ And guy looks at me straight in the fucking face and says, ‘Oh well, there should be one or two people walking around on either side of the store who can process your payment.’ ALL OF YOU DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME! Am I supposed to accost every single goddamn one of you until I finally find the one goddamn fucking anthropomorphisized Mac Computer who is willing to let me pay for this shit? And when I finally find the dude and let him tap his shit against the box that I’m trying to purchase, of course he gives me the smuggest fucking smile I’ve ever seen on a human face and asks, ‘Would you like to use Apple Pay?’ Like GOOD LORD can we please just take a step outside of your möbius fucking circle jerk and let me hand you fifteen pounds in cash? Cash money? Real fucking physical fucking tender? No it’s okay, I don’t need a fucking receipt. What, you mean you’re going to print me a real receipt? A physical receipt that I can carry in my pocket? You’re not gonna beam it to my fucking wrist? You’re not going to send it via dropbox to an undisclosed fucking IP Address where I have to complete a CAPTCHA and accept your terms and conditions for the one millionth time in order to check that, yes, I did just spend £20 pounds and 45 minutes on a thin wire made of plastic and metal that’s gonna break in a month anyway? I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PLANET ANYMORE

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[babyanimalgifs]

[flowerfae]

wait… if you have social anxiety… and i have social anxiety…

then who’s going to order the food?

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[softbull-deactivated20181230]

not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms

[thevirginharrry-deactivated2013]

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

[extragalacticy]

[ultimatespider]

here’s a weird collection of tom holland with heart emoji meme in case you might need them one day

feel free to add if you have more

[ultimatespider]

I’m adding them myself

[canineflesh]

no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering

[perfectquote]

[sweve]

[lickdacake]

shawty cum thru

[compulsive]