~shadys page~

ello im phake....or am i real!? D:

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[reactionimagearchive]

moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post

[xxtc-96xx]

Or Instagram

[filmgifs]

TITANIC (1997) dir. James Cameron

[phake-zecon]

Press x to doubt

[unrelentingcheeseburgers-ss13]

It's Elephants Foot Friday!!!!

RB to instantly receive 8000 roentgens of radiation

[straw-berry-fie-lds-deactivated]

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

[prettytiredtobehonest-blog]

I’m pretty sure MAP is pedophilia so I’m putting this on my blog for safety if it means something else please do tell me.

[youngcreativenerdgoddess]

FYI: a MAP is the name p*dos came up with to sound more acceptable. It means ‘Minor Attracted Person.’ If you see a MAP, it’s okay to punch/castrate them

[noctwolf-deactivated20201024]

Go away p*dos, this acronym belongs to Multi Animator Project.

[itty-bitty-rampaging-committee]

Oh definitely, not on this blog. Don’t mess with my fucking kid I ain’t playing.

[daroaringknight]

yell hea

[not-today-thx]

i stfg if you support p*dos you can fuck off this blog

[your-favorite-closeted-bi]

They are fucking disgusting. I’ve had experience with them. Im not fucking around.

go.

to.

hell.

better yet, come here so i can send you there myself you disgusting pieces of utter dogshit.

i’m gonna say it again. The only people allowed to be attracted to children, are other children within like a year maybe a year and a half of their age. Two at the absolute most. No exceptions. Pedos are pathetic excuses for human beings.

[literary-squagon-deactivated202]

Ok now it makes sense, the original image made me think they just had a vendetta against globes and maps

This is awful and disgusting

[devotedmimic]

If i see a Pedo I’m carpet bombing their house

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

Go on, throw it at a pedo

[gekiranger-deactivated20180527]

Only real gamers remember

[luidilovins]

What i wish cis people would understand about trans people and like... why we can't just keep being cis is that we already tried that and you didn't like it because we were BAD AT IT. Before i came out as nonbinary i made a terrible woman and every cishet under the sun had an opinion on my gender performance because they could tell i wasn't really a woman. I don't know how to explain it better.

[vulvasaur]

Hope you realize how many "cis" women are also "terrible at being women" and don't perform femininity the way women are expected to. I hope transitioning has helped you to cope with your dysphoria but understand that there is nothing materially different between you and other GNC/dysphoric women, other than the way you choose to react to that dysphoria. There's nothing to be gained from this "not like other girls" narrative except preventing us from working together towards our common goals

[luidilovins]

Im not gender non conforming I'm literally trans

[vulvasaur]

That's my point lol there's no real difference between a dysphoric person who is "literally trans" and one who isn't. We're just all dealing with the same shit in different ways

[chadradfem]

There’s no such thing as being bad at being a woman. Womanhood is just the state of being female. Everything else is socially constructed and you don’t need to conform to gender stereotypes to be a woman. You are one regardless of how you dress and act and I’m sorry the world made you think otherwise.

[vaginalord420]

How do you feel women should behave in order to be a woman “well”?

[luidilovins]

I think women can behave whatever way they damn well please that gives them gender euphoria and this goes for both cis and trans women. Whatever fits their definition of womanhood is what womanhood is to them.

[vaginalord420]

If women can behave however they like, how were you bad at it?

[luidilovins]

How can i be bad at acting neurotypical? Because I'm not neurotypical. How can i be bad at sports? Because I can't fake not having chronic illness. Womanhood was thrust upon me and no one asked me whether it aligned with how i am internally. If a cis woman were to wear a beard and walk round going "hey I'm a trans man" as a gag they'd be bad at accurately portraying real trans male struggles because they're not trans men.

[vaginalord420]

“Acting neurotypical” implies proficiency with social behaviours, and being good at sports is largely learned skills. How does this fit with the previous claim that women can behave however they like? How can you fail at expectations you don’t believe in?

[luidilovins]

Because they were, yet again, expectations forced on me i don't think it's that difficult to comprehend

[vaginalord420]

The difficulty is just that, when I asked how you feel women are supposed to behave, you said that women can behave however we like. But if you feel you must not be one because of discomfort with particular expectations, then that doesn’t make sense, and it seems like you do actually believe that women are supposed to behave a certain way. That brings us back to: how do you feel women are supposed to behave? What is it you think or feel or do that a woman is not capable of?

[luidilovins]

Look if you don't get it then that's fine it just means you're not trans otherwise you'd get the original post in the first place. The expectation to be a woman at all is an expectation i don't subscribe to.

[phake-zecon]

Dude needs to chill, look explaining something you have no understanding IS hard for everyone, I wasnt good at 'being a girl's coz that wasnt who I am, I'm not a girl and I couldnt fake being one that's not to say I think women are feminine and fragile or butch and brawly, they are wemen and I an not, we can all still have dysphoria but it's not one size fits all, some people want bigger chests or smaller or none and still be woman or not but it's best not to police peoples emotional views on themselves if it's not damaging.

[phake-zecon]

happy Halloween!!

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3-blog]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[rauggra]

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

[aljustal]

… It’s 2020

[dealanexmachina]

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

[keenmarvellover]

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

[vadergf]

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

[ladyvesuvia]

i dont get it

[maybanksslut]

omg ves search it up

[miridiums-writing]

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

[memeingcheetah27]

i like being able to live life’s bad as it is no thanks

[tommysparker]

can’t risk it sorry

[cade-the-god]

sorry no risks here

[k1ngan0n]

Risk taker? Wrong person

[nightingalestakeflight-deactiva]

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

[ilove-evanpeters]

paranoid help

[insufferable-yapper]

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

[directlyat-thesun-moved]

I want a curse! Curses are cool! But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

[sailors-fightinginthedancehall]

3.5 million people are never wrong

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[alltheseteeth]

hi tumblr - I don’t have any cool animals to share so here’s my neighbor’s cat Matzoh

also trans rights

[phake-zecon]

Here's my cat pretending to be a plant!

Also gay rights

[phake-zecon]

Anyone wanna art trade?

[phake-zecon]

Happy pride!

Doing some bubbles for £5, any flag any character.

5th person get theres free

[phake-zecon]

Happy pride!

Doing some bubbles for £5, any flag any character.

5th person get theres free

[quest-draws]

ID: a sketchy two page comic of my tortoiseshell kittens, Maggie and Bunny.

From off panel, I hold my hands out to Maggie, who leans away

Me: Aw, Maggie doesn't wanna come up?

Maggie: Mother I am not a child.

Me: You're ten months old.

Maggie: I am a warrior.

Bunny pops up from behind her sister.

Bunny: I'm not! I'm baby <3

I scoop Bunny up while Maggie watches in shock and confusion.

Me: Aw, yes you are, Bunny. Who's my sweet baby?

Maggie flops on her back and shows her tummy. She has big blobby tears in her eyes.

Maggie: Mommy??? Betrayal?? You abandon your baby?? Your Darling Girl?? Your little Maggie-Pie?!?

End ID.

Maggie is a strong, independant kitten, so long as you never pay attention to anyone else, ever.

[phake-zecon]

New year new logo

[phake-zecon]

i do the art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmaLHGtpckg&list=LL&index=38

[youkaiyume]

I am in the mood to see people’s pretty kitties today. Please send photos of your babies.

[nerdyskullcap]

Well, here’s Pookie (a.k.a. poodie bear). She’s around 15-16, and is a grumpy old lady. She gets angy when her food bowl isn’t full and I taught her to shake paws for treats, but bites my hands after I give her the treat, every, single, time. Love this big ol’ asshole. Hope you like my kitty.

[youkaiyume]

12/10 a Diva who knows what she wants. long may she reign.

[phake-zecon]

My

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