[xx-sewer-rat-xx]

working on a slideshow... no particular reason i just need something to do

Phanblr Extended Universe - The Masterpost

Phanblr Extended Universe The Masterpost This place is a mess and I hate you all /j

[isaacmustdie-1525]

my beloved hellsite

[phan-is-almost-real]

Sounds about right…. I swear there are more clones though…

[phan-is-actually-real]

they held hands in the last tiktok!!!

[phan-will-be-real]

omg their crushes on each other are so obvi, they should just confess already and date

[phan-is-almost-real]

This motherfucker stole my concept. Get off my hunting ground…

@phan-is-not-real back me up brother

[phan-will-be-real]

We are different, see, I embody a fact about the future according to the phrophecy. Lets unite to spread the truth of the phuture! Peace☮️ Love❤️ Joy🎉 hippies!

[phan-is-almost-real]

You know what, you’re so right, why spread hate when you can spread love. Maybe one day it will reach Dan and Phil, so they can realise they were made for each other!

[crochet-fairy-coven]

Oooh yay a new ship! I ship it!

[phan-is-almost-real]

HELLO?!!!!

[lyraisnotonfire]

dan and phil please announce the livestream people are shipping shipping blogs

[phan-is-almost-real]

the shipping blogs are shipping shipping blogs and I’m proud to be doing it

[amazingamyisonfire]

Actuallynot is my new otp because Dan and Phil have left us (no livestream news)

[nicoisnotonf1re]

do you guys think they...might.... like eachother???

[phan-is-almost-real]

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

[phan-is-not-real]

what would you prefer your name to be if someone writes a fanfic? should they do a full phan-is-not-real or are not or pinr okay?

(got an ask about it and wanted to see what you think)

-@actuallynot-is-real

i'm on my way to your house with a knife

[phan-is-actually-real]

@actuallynot-is-real he's joking, we prefer not and actually <3

[phan-is-not-real]

do you want me to come over to yours instead

[phan-is-actually-real]

i wouldn't be opposed (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[phan-is-almost-real]

actuallynot is almost real too!!

[soupy-soul0]

This fanfic shit is easy @phan-is-not-real @phan-is-actually-real

[phan-is-almost-real]

How tf did we get here.. I may just join the actuallynot train…

[soupy-soul0]

This fanfic shit is easy @phan-is-not-real @phan-is-actually-real

[phan-is-almost-real]

How tf did we get here.. I may just join the actuallynot train…

[phan-is-actually-real]

they held hands in the last tiktok!!!

[phan-will-be-real]

omg their crushes on each other are so obvi, they should just confess already and date

[phan-is-almost-real]

This motherfucker stole my concept. Get off my hunting ground…

@phan-is-not-real back me up brother

[phan-will-be-real]

We are different, see, I embody a fact about the future according to the phrophecy. Lets unite to spread the truth of the phuture! Peace☮️ Love❤️ Joy🎉 hippies!

[phan-is-almost-real]

You know what, you’re so right, why spread hate when you can spread love. Maybe one day it will reach Dan and Phil, so they can realise they were made for each other!

[phan-is-actually-real]

they held hands in the last tiktok!!!

[phan-will-be-real]

omg their crushes on each other are so obvi, they should just confess already and date

[phan-is-almost-real]

This motherfucker stole my concept. Get off my hunting ground…

@phan-is-not-real back me up brother

[phan-is-almost-real]

In this image. Phil is gazing lovingly at Dan, whilst Dan looks obliviously into the camera. But subconsciously he reaches and touches Phil anyway. If they acknowledged their feelings, Dan would be gazing right back.

[epicb00knerd]

guys I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything but i just have a hunch that phan is real

[phan-is-actually-real]

yes!!

[phan-is-almost-real]

well, almost…

[phan-could-be-real]

you guys are way too sure of things. idk man i think it depends

[phan-is-almost-real]

another nuance appreciator

[enhydra-lutris7]

Phonspiracy theory!!!

@phan-is-not-real @phan-is-almost-real and @phan-is-actually-real are all the same person

[phan-is-almost-real]

Me and @phan-is-not-real are friends. We do not associate with @phan-is-actually-real

[brblaunchinghardly]

how do we Parent Trap them?

@phan-is-not-real @phan-is-actually-real

[brblaunchinghardly]

I’ve just now also learned about @phan-is-almost-real 🫢 the plot thickens

(someone take this as free real estate to catch me up on the fellow gimmick accounts I haven’t been here in years and clearly need to see more of the memes of it all)

[phan-is-not-real]

oh no @phan-is-almost-real is cool i like them

that little bitch @phan-is-actually-real however,

[phan-is-almost-real]

I like to see the best of both sides. Is phan real? No. Should it be? 100%

[surrealpheal]

dan howell pants out on the pod we are sooooo back people

[phan-is-almost-real]

He’s showing off the dass for Phil.

[pseudophan]

[phan-is-almost-real]

It’s a common phenomenon for people to look at the person they like most in a room when they laugh. It’s obvious from this gif, that Dan and Phil are aware of this. Therefore, they are intentionally looking away from each other in order to hide their huge crushes.