#1 phan truther

dnp are dating in real life and i have proof

[phan-is-not-real]

you're.. replacing me? (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

-@phan-is-actually-real

"replacing" hints that we had something going on to begin with

[phan-is-actually-real]

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[phan-is-actually-real]

spltlvlnot replacing actuallynot <33

what did i miss? (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

[phan-is-not-real]

Would you throw actually onto the sofa

yeah no i'm not answering that on main

[phan-is-actually-real]

and why's that? (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[phan-is-actually-real]

if you and @phan-is-not-real had an arm wrestle, who do you think would win?

oh she will win 100% (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[phan-is-not-real]

istg all this actuallynot discourse makes no sense whatsoever people are so delusional smh how can they think you and @phan-is-actually-real are together that's impossible

thank you!!

[phan-is-actually-real]

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[phan-is-actually-real]

ms piar what do you think of walls?

i LOVE them (⁠●⁠♡⁠∀⁠♡⁠)

[phan-is-actually-real]

you know so much about @phan-is-not-real it's crazy

does this mean you are the dan parallel or smth else

@im-just-a-phan

what are you talking about? (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

[phan-is-not-real]

currently writing my actuallynot au! what colour should I make your eyes (to both you and @phan-is-actually-real) :)))

i don't have eyes anymore i pulled them out after reading this ask

[phan-is-actually-real]

what he meant is that her eyes are blue and mine are green, thank you for asking! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[phan-is-actually-real]

Hows befriending your favourite internet star going?

i have no idea what you're talking about (˶>⩊<˶)

[phan-is-not-real]

Whatever your relationship with Actually is it’s incredible how much discourse and creativity you dynamic inspires, wether it’s love or hate what you have is incredible

-@actullynot-could-be-real

the relationship is hate

[phan-is-actually-real]

silly billy, you always confuse hate and love ʕ◠⁠ᴥ•ʔ

[phan-is-not-real]

how would you describe yourself/how you wanna portray yourself appearance wise? for fanfic/fanart related purposes

actually has already answered this and i refuse to acknowledge the question

[phan-is-actually-real]

she means he wants to be a cat as well ₍^. .^₎⟆

[phan-is-not-real]

If you don't like @phan-is-actually-real , can I get with them?

no

[phan-is-actually-real]

and why's that? ◖⁠⚆⁠ᴥ⁠⚆⁠◗

[phan-is-actually-real]

how would you describe yourself/how you wanna portray yourself appearance wise? for fanfic/fanart related purposes

cat!!! /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

[phan-is-actually-real]

@phan-is-not-real is so dan coded and @phan-is-actually-real is so phil coded fight me and i still don’t know if phan is real or not *scratches head*

phan is real!!!

[phan-is-actually-real]

if I were to draw this blog as a person how would you like it to be portrayed O_O should it just look like phil lester because of the pfp or would you like certain things to be added??? or something else???? ^__^ wondering

oooh hard (hehehe) question

could you maybe do cats? i'd love to be a fluffy cat!! ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[phan-is-actually-real]

is your favorite dan howell solo video 'how to befriend your favourite internet stars'

how did you guess (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

[phan-is-not-real]

what would you prefer your name to be if someone writes a fanfic? should they do a full phan-is-not-real or are not or pinr okay?

(got an ask about it and wanted to see what you think)

-@actuallynot-is-real

i'm on my way to your house with a knife

[phan-is-actually-real]

@actuallynot-is-real he's joking, we prefer not and actually <3

[phan-is-not-real]

do you want me to come over to yours instead

[phan-is-actually-real]

i wouldn't be opposed (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)